never forget 🫡😩

"it's just a SPI bus at 32 kilobaud reading 128Mbits, how long could it possibly take?"

space cowboymoder

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

One on side, the Trump administration is arguing that hormones are "mutilating" when used by trans people. When used by cis people, they are removing all the warning labels and increasing access. Funny how that works. archive.ph/JhbUF

the work slop is kinda fire today ngl

i can’t quite explain it but “standing up as opposition doesn’t work” doesn’t seem like good optics for an opposition party to have

The Beaverton has the best headline for America

I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it

william, please, go into the garage and turn the car on and just sit in it

trying to learn nix and NixOS and have never wanted to kms more tbh lol

credit gods forgive me for what i've just done...

masters degree in theoretical sapphisics would also be considered qualified candidates should be able to elucidate subatomic and domatomic models of theory

applying to a relationship with an older woman who has seen it all and no longer thinks inexperience and not knowing what you want is charming Mid-Level Senior Role in Sapphic Engineering -- 6-10+ years of Lesbian Sex or Equivalent Subaru Driving Experience Candidates w/ good communication pref.

"Trade with 2,000 planets in eight galaxies"

Two months ago, before Bovino arrived and the Broadview ICE facility was transformed into an impenetrable fortress, regular people were out there every single day for weeks telling feds to get out. We think about this day a lot.

i lay anywhere on the floor for 5 minutes and this guy can sense it. Next thing i know i am a doormat

sorry, no. lesbian sex has a very strictly defined transport layer protocol 15 min. preamble (kissing) 10-30 min. arbitration (making out) 30 min. handshake (reciprocal head) 120 min. of data bus activity (sex), often broken 3-4 times by re-sync arbitration and handshaking 30 min. outro (cuddling)

Cocaine is a beautiful name for a bear

Down with those schizo boys, grandma is proud of you

euroseethers wish biking could be as dangerous and extreme as it is in the States their minds cannot comprehend a bike lane that shares space with a 4-lane interstate highway

I LOVE MY WIFE. I'M A CERTIFIED 100% WIFE GIRL

lootboxes are mkultra

wife warned me she hasnt shaved in awhile and all i said was "waiter, waiter! my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery!!"

this is what three hours of uninterrupted nap time in my lap looks like

HELL YEAG

this user doesn't listen to what women have to say ↓

my dad has pullets just starting to lay and their eggs are so small 😭

im not exaggerating when i say i just witnessed two gay squirrels fucking on our back porch

i am bigfoot btw. it was me all these years

twink going crazy on it rn that i met on flank acting like we met on fetlock fr

chat do i post an embarrassing yet hilarious meme my wife made of me sleeping this morning

eep

new list of names for gay dating apps just dropped

Variety said:

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

👉🔴 🟢 🔘=🔘 Summon: Trvke

We're disappointed to see Ben Barres's powerful book "The Autobiography of a Transgender Scientist" among the ~400 titles removed from the Naval Academy Library. Needless to say, we're proud to have published his book and will keep it — and his memory — alive.

random person from Chicago everyday: we are being terrorized. I walked by abandoned tools and see another family disappeared in broad daylight. Smartest guy you know: what is Schumer supposed to do? Raise the salience of this? Why? He can’t even do anything in the minority… you’re being dramatic.

never underestimate the power of twink death

cloud is canonically a broody twink

petition to change the Rust keyword `mut` to `trans`

me, clueless: i should paint my nails right now before bed me, the dumbest woman alive who needs to do the dishes tomorrow: yay! all done. 😊

DAS DING 2

lord i see what u have done for others

least smug centrist

eating slop from work while i do more work slop

carnal need to join the mamdani transition harem