Playing with my Tickle-Me-Elmo and it tells me that the Dalai Lama was paid by the CIA

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

Fun fact: I'm still tied to an NDA from the Disney Corp even though I have nothing to do with them anymore, BUT I can now make some horrible goofy snuff films to work through my feelings about them

Also if anyone wants to randomly send me a Christmas present that would make me happy forever because I could just make any thread I feel like, I have a suggestion 👀

in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory

Happy Lens-Fungus Day for all who celebrate Severity level "yeah that thing is soooo done" 🫠

I'm probably naive for thinking that things like this will help people realize that there is no ideological difference between Musk, Zuckerberg, Karp and all the other techbro sociopaths.

- song is called 2005 - sounds like 2005 - looks like 2005 - ...band members are probably born around 2005 The kids are alright www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdav...

The heist, "caught on film", had texture and warmth and an indescribable aura of authenticity that it would have lacked had it been shot with digital cameras.

First half hour of using a scroll saw: Turns out I'm not good at this

Guess who found a new hobby to bother the neighbours

gender in video games is very stupid stupid every game should just be about a ball and two paddles trying to make sense of the grief they feel living in a world that no longer wants them and a society that couldn't care they exist and there is jazz music or some stupid shit it should cost $200

Nope, not clicking that, it's probably dumb as hell 💅

i wanna work at tubi so bad i bet they let u smoke cigs in the office

On the bright side: Glorious times ahead for people who enjoy seeing the most fucked up repair attempts in existence

‘I can’t imagine raising a child without AI’ is either the most unhinged lie ever, or the most unhinged admission of failing to connect with other humans ever.

Google Maps needs to focus less on saving a few minutes and more on saving its immortal soul by embracing God's chosen transportation, light rail 🙏👼🚆

google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber me: but i want to take the subway google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes me: i like subway google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster me: underground choo-choo

Congrats to (former) United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson on one year of sobriety!

Good news everybody: A major transformation in your life is coming

It found some friends 🥹

Umsteigen wo andere Urlaub machen

25.12.1997 Zum ersten Mal auf der Spitze von Bob Ombs Bombenberg angekommen erblicke ich König Bob Omb, eine viereinhalb Meter große anthropomorphe Sprengkugel mit Schnauzbart und Krone. Dies ist, wie mir erst später bewusst werden soll, der Moment meines sexuellen Erwachens.

Anyway, re: things I've learned, guess what 70 year old turntable no longer sounds like a dying hyena because I've learned how to recondition the friction wheels (...a little bit at least) 👀 Now it just sounds as bad as you'd expect a 60+ year old crystal-system with its original needle to sound

1. looking up how to do the thing 2. find article on how to do the thing 3. article is just 5 words and and embedded youtube video that talks about how to do the thing with an intro that is already annoying 4. no 5. spend hours figuring out the thing yourself or die trying.

Ich hasse es wenn sich der KölnBonn Tower wieder selbstständig macht und die Nachbarschaft in Aufruhr versetzt

man...

Not to mock astrology or anything but it's that time of the year where YT remembers a weird (for many, many reasons) 3 month almost-relationship with somebody who watched ALL the tarot readings on my account and decides "It's december, time to turn your frontpage into tarot extravaganza again!"

I think an important thing to understand about brofluencer ideology is that they do not just deny that being toxic and shitty makes you a less appealing partner, they insist that women are only genuinely attracted to toxic and shitty men and being kind will instead make women lose respect for you.

Judging by the weather report, I'm not going to see any snow this December (again!) so I guess guitar-pick-and-pencil-snowman remains my magnum opus

[on the set of Scarface] AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten] DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT

The Shitty Camera Challenge Holiday Fundraiser is STILL GOING! We’ve got 36 cameras left, quick snag a box while you can, & help the Trevor Project! #Shittycamerachallenge

I wonder if I can get a working battery for the thing 👀

Our collective task is not to save tech but to save us, our world. The resonant computing manifesto is too focused on means and not on ends. And that's basically the core issue. The belief in technological determinism.

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Huh, the animatronic tree stump didn't become any less unnerving since I was a child Technically a contender for #shittycamerachallenge as it was made on a Fed 3 with the radioactive version of the Industar 61, (which seems fitting) but I still want to use the Stahlbox #believeinfilm #photography

Yearly reminder that the Britney Spears/Deftones collab that clearly needs to happen still hasn't happened yet www.youtube.com/watch?v=13ww...

Sehr geehrter Herr FIFA ,ich möchte auf deisem Wege unseren Bundeskanzler Fristgerecht Merz für den Völkerverständigungspreis vorschlagen. Passend dazu wäre ein Pokal, der aussieht wie ein halbes Laib Graubrot

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

in love

It's kind of fun seeing how the vibe in tech journalism continues to deteriorate Not "fun!"-fun necessarily, more like "hahaha, fuck"-fun, but it's something I guess...

BBC recap fella losing his mind here

If he wants to make us eurobros like him, it's not working

Maybe the huge horse lamp would fix me

Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability lyra.horse/blog/2025/12... "CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"

My favorite kind of skeet

the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness

lolnein