Anyway aside from binge watching X Files, hating HP (the computer brand) and setting up a total of 5 coffee meets in 7 days for people in various stages of "things suck, man" I *also* got this fella to work because being sick makes me weirldy productive:

What if we kissed under the o m i n o u s t r e e s

Fast allen Leuten die ich mag geht es schlecht und alle haben überzeugende Gründe 🫠

Kash Patel emails (1.1 GB) The first tranche of emails from the mailbox of Kash Patel, the director of the FBI, which was hacked by Handala, a hacking group that is believed to have ties to Iranian intelligence. ddosecrets.org/article/kash... Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets

Mhmm spicy

da sag mal einer dass es sinnlos sei, online im endstadium zu sein- mein 3 Uhr nachts "hey könntest du ein paar sachen einsprechen?" Nebenjob von Discord, als Erzähler irgendeiner Schulproduktion aufzutreten hat nach Jahren ohne Kontakt noch ein "hey möchtest du nochmal was einsprechen?" eingebracht

ha, ich bin krank [akte x s01e01 startgeräusch]

Mondays, am I right?

:)

The Direct Messaging Toilet has been completed

The economist part in me (yes, I accidentally got one of those degrees, I'm sorry I was young and naive) wants to scream, but the chaos enjoyer in me is looking forward to the thunderdome

If there were lute forums in the middle ages with lute reply guys

They should make an Oscars-style annual awards show for state propaganda for the US to lose every year cuz all it can do is make genAI foot models calling Gavin Newsom the R-slur to which Gavin Newsom makes genAI posts calling JD Vance fat and gay and communist wanaen.com/confidential...

adding to the cursive discourse that just won't die

computer make everything turn out okay

At this point I think we've strayed from Satan too

they added a new cat to the neighborhood

have you heard the latest mastodon joke? they didn't get it

The best kind of music is the one where the bassist is mouthing the bass www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuhe...

Some peoples grail camera is some Leica M, or a really nice Hasselblad, but I just need the Mickey Mouse Goatse Camera to be happy

that's enough TERF shit for the rest of my life

Bluesky is great. Where else do you get music and video game recommendations from authors, writing inspiration from @tacobellquarterly.org, and mental health support from Discontinued Foods?

Fixing the global economy by finding 50 bucks in my dog shit etoro account and instantly shorting the NASDAQ with it, undoubtedly causing a rally in half an hour or so

morning

Please join me for a rousing round of: lol, get fucked aftermath.site/sora-shutdown-...

A miniature masterpiece about community, about the passing of time and the changes in society. With warmth and love and music. Watching it will be one of the best things you can do today. Then watch Back's The Man Who Planted Trees. Art we need at a time like this. youtu.be/epTqUnKsuUY?...

i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!

While the Great Man theory theory of history is bunk, the That Fucking Guy theory of history is compelling.

They're the ones who want to judge your deservingness, and you should reject it like you reject them and their anti-human ideology. Everyone deserves good food, clean water, clean air, safety, shelter, medicine, care, rest, and joy. And everyone includes you.

We take patch tuesday very seriously over here

Oh hey, it's pictures, so ye' olde Baldinette II still works #fp4party

Wanna make your grub sound like you're starting a PC in Pokemon? GRUB_INIT_TUNE="960 2050 6 0 2 1025 1 512 1 680 1 512 1 1025 1 512 1 2050 1 512 1"

Wealthy Dicks United States, Census, 1920

Ich hoffe die Antimaterie wird mir nicht auch aus dem Hausflur geklaut 🙏

Buchstäblich alle SMS die ich meiner Therapeutin je geschrieben habe sind irgendeine Form von "ups bin etwas später da, Bahn und so"

The misleading framing of this story pisses me off. Makes it sound like he planted the wrong type of grass or failed to trim a tree branch instead of, you know, ENDANGERING HIS NEIGHBORS AND THEN ASSAULTING ONE WHO STOOD UP TO HIM Can we not?

Guten Morgen

Be sure to emphasize how much their mom loved it. This was completely consensual obviously, you rocked her world, and you're their daddy now It works a lot better than waxing dramatic about fearing for your life because some rando said they were gonna set you on fire or whatever

My hot take is that if you are vocal on the Internet people are going to be mean to you. They will be parasocial and call you slurs and send death threats You don't have to like it but you're not going to change it, so the best thing to do is describe fucking their mom in graphic detail and move on

ASN: AS51167 Location: Düsseldorf, DE Added: 2026-03-19T08:03 #shodansafari #infosec

lmao systemd guy (not *that* one) now claims any criticism of systemd is part of a fascist campaign blog.bofh.it/debian/id_473

Fun fact: They rebranded to TotalEnergies a few years ago because they tried to pretend they're no longer a fossil fuel company and claimed that the new name reflects their commitment to green energy and all that Fingers crossed the otherwise global push for solar and wind permanently destroys them

But neovim, I already gave you a fancy intro screen 🥲

Look at this frog

Just realized that breaking up with my fiancee coincides with me switching to Arch as daily driver