They should have just rushed the stage on Trump at the UN thing

The AUR always has my back

I will be personally convening with the dark lord satan on Megyn's behalf that he may increase his presence in her life

Archaeologists finding this meme in 3500: "I straight up fucking cannot figure out what was going on. I've lost two marriages to this job. I'm fucking done."

Cannot express how much you should have a faraday bag or 20 lying around

Now you can get rolled up by VICE or you can get rolled up by ICE for just walking down the street. It's fun that it rhymes I guess but also fuck

FYI, LE agencies will use your power bill as probably cause and don't need a warrant to do it www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9rX...

For real what the fuck?

Cannot stress enough that you need to get this app the FUCK off of your phone imminently

President Trump stood before a room full of the most esteemed leaders in the world on Tuesday and decided to tout his (incorrect) poll numbers and plug his merch. Why is he like this? trib.al/pFZy3gJ

Waving the Red Flag and The Jaam are two of the best podcasts the medium is capable of producing

Fast Car is the realist song ever written

You should watch this

We do. Most of us are praying that somebody does that thing

Begging everyone in america to uninstall tiktok when the changeover to Nazi ownership complete

This motherfucker is what happens if you put Frosty's magic hat on a pile of gonorrhea. Why does he hate windmills so much? Did he read Don Quixote and find it aspirational?

For years I've been knocking around a story concept in which a person finds out that a team of feds is tracking everything they do so they start intentionally passively radicalizing the federal agents through their behavior

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This is why I haven't paid for a streaming service since 2014. At this point, the *arr stack is more streamlined and usable than figuring out where you want to watch is held right now and paying for it.

Me when the cops are fucking with me for playing my pan flute for scratch down town

What could happen if man was computer

She's showing her bare neck as a display of dominance

Hot Wet American Holodeck

FCC boss cries and shits self while turning into a corncob

What the LAMEstream media won't tell you is that the swelling in Trump's cankles is because of a buildup of hope and tolerance in his lower extremities

It turns out that Trump read the study wrong. It turns out that Tylennol, the medicine, is autistic. They also discovered that medicines can have autism

More like INjustice department! Get it? lol I made that up

One must imagine Sisyphus bouncing on that thing silly wacko style

bouncing on it in a way that anticipates christs return

the concept that there's one certain way a brain should work seems like the weird one to me

Naproxen makers

At the next one they should do one with Libs of Tiktok instead of trump

Lol Andy King and GunnarTV are reacting to an episode of Scared Straight in which I know one of the kids being scared straight

In shocking new autism study, RFK Jr reveals solid indisputable evidence that RFK Jr. needs to be tried, found guilty, and hung by the neck until dead within 24 hours.

I have zero fucking sense of humor about this rfk shit. besides the obviously gross misreprestation/othering/etc of autistic people it's catastrophic from any sound scientific POV. any doctor who consults governmental guidelines for anything at all under this admin is guilty of malpractice

"I ignore the haters" - somebody doing something scammy or unethical

The new iOS is weird

Somebody PLEASE fund antifa so I can afford my bills

I feel like there should be a group of people at the building who's only job is to convince the rooftop guys to jump

Steal things #piracy #theft #rito.blue

Trump is an intellect that can only take a shower if there's a lifeguard on duty

Does he think that cartoons of gigantic, person-sized needles with liters of fluid are accurate?

BREAKING AUTISM NEWS: It's actually fine to have autism. People are different and it's no biggie, we can just take care of each other. Nothing "causes" it, people just have different brains and it's fine.

Me when I discover a new, super cheap microcontroller on amazon

One thing I've noticed after a few years of reading and heavily researching consciousness/cognition/the self/etc is that it's really easy for people who haven't thought about any of this stuff before to say words that sound like they've discovered a new theory of reality

Probably the only thing Charlie Kirk ever said that I agree with is "👁️👄👁️🩸 HRRGHHSHPPPERJJ *splashing sound*"

Each instar of this administration is a more disgusting atrocity than the last, all of which must be autoclaved from existence and memory