If you like intolerable overthinkers that look like they stopped aging at 13 but the meth problem kept getting worse and dress like they just apparated out of a machine service panel, keep moving because I'm married

at 500k followers I'll reveal my registered FCC callsign

Renal democracy is the future

"The problem with the torment nexus in the book is THE WAY they made it. That won't happen to us"

I'm in this post and I don't like it

One benefit of being ugly is that nobody questions if I received an opportunity because of pretty privilege

They can't all be Shakespeare

We need cas-evac on the timeline we have FFE from multiple directions, show of force not available in our AO

If you receive this $20 bill it is mine and you have to give it back

You're like a little hummingbird in that you are viciously territorial and will stop at nothing to kill or maim, using shocking and sudden violence, an intruder happening upon your domain

In this essay thread, ceej will explore, to whatever depth necessary, the negative effects of longform writing on microblogging services

I discovered that I can do Mongolian throat singing. Not well, but I can generate sustained notes and it sounds crazy.

Bluesky missed connections: Guy at the lake Dear guy I saw at the lake- you were carrying a kettle bell around the lake. Your beard was very good. Why did you look so scared when you saw me?

I think, after years and years and years of self hosting everything as an almost religious practice, I can confidently say that PaperlessNGX is probably the one that I think every living human should run

The political process appears to be: 1) Every says just absolutely whatever 2) Whatever ends up happening is what they meant

"Secretary of State Marco Rubio told lawmakers that recent administration threats against Greenland didn’t signal an imminent invasion and that the goal is to buy the island from Denmark, according to people familiar with the discussions."

OHH

Oh. OH www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbfK...

Sometimes I think about how Edgar Allen Poe had to walk past a grave with his name on it for his whole childhood

Oh fuck he took tylennol

Support the troops

"I have a real problem with this Law & Order script…"

Did the German citizens still have to circle back on mondays in the 30s and 40s?

I've been fighting for my life to care about emails since 2020

If a person has not taken the time to actually understand the architecture and subtleties of AI and how it is made, trained, deployed, and used in the real world, I find their criticisms of it about as valid as their praises

Criticize Trump all you want but he indisputably says many, many things

I wrote in my notebook "External judgement of addiction and whether or not you deserved your house fire" for a concept I want to explore later but I think it's also a banger title for something lol

Me immediately before never cleaning:

Razer teases "You will be SHOCKED by the child porn this thing makes"

That scene in Boondock Saints with Willem Dafoe but he says "For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon...uugghHHHHH AND THERE WAS A BRYOPHYTE!" and then it's a smash cut montage of different mosses

Not really related but this made me think about my relationship to housework and how I have just never really viewed it as separate from the act of living in the house. Like I'm the one that benefits from all of these things. When things break *I* am the one that needs them fixed.

Only "Pregnant women" and "President" are not all caps. I don't have a critique or insight into this, it just seems weird and worth mentioning.

Not a good sign when tech people start engaging with reality on its own terms

Walz is out of Fs: "Not a single Republican supported this, so every Minnesotan from here on, whoever uses this program, there is no bit of thanks that would go to the R legislators who did all they could to stop this ... our schools have money to pay their teachers? I'll take credit for that too."

Every single democrat would instantaneously go up in approval infinity percent if they just picked one things people are ask for and got it done. Just one. A bike ramp. A fucked up street. Anything. Please do anything at all.

If you wouldn't risk it all for Doechii, I don't know that we're capable of understanding each other in a meaningful way

A tool for helping remove the racism from racists: https://bostonleather.com/product/denver-with-loop-handle-2-ply-sap/

Dig a hole fr. I love digging holes. I'm impatiently waiting for hole digging season. Digging a hole fucking rules

I'll never be as good at any five things combined as these two dudes are at guitar www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGM3...

I've long believed that you can sus out the more nazi-adjacent people in your life by intentionally assessing how easy it is for them to feel disgust and how uncomfortable a lack of absolute answers makes them.

If one of my coworkers said this to me, I'D be fired because he's fighting for his life in ICU

There's a $10b gold coin hidden in Trump's left ventricle and whoever gets it first gets to keep it

An excerpt from "Ur-sonalities" by Umberto Eco

Incurious is just about the worst thing you can be

This has made me realize that I need to get copies of everything from Crass because it's almost surprising that they're still on streaming services lol

COHRS THAY FOCKEN DEW! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Furr...

I deleted it but fuck it, this part was worth keeping: in high school I grew up in the same part of the city as Stephen Miller. I knew someone who stopped him from bullying them by throwing a chair at him. Throw a chair at Stephen Miller.

Maybe we should try "Move slower and try not to kill people" instead of zuckerberg's thing

Bellringer used to be a job and I would have crushed that shit

First CES panel. Intuit CMO Thomas Ranese is proud of his company's integration with OpenAI, which involves giving AI read/write access to tax data. Since prompt injection attacks are unavoidable, I asked him who will be liable when customer data is exposed: Intuit, OpenAI, etc? He had no idea.