It is infinitely frustrating that "AI" is used to refer to the bullshit plagiarism grift idiot robot and also to this remarkable use of GaN machine learning www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Plo...

And that brief's name: The final season of Attack on Titan

Will the merch magas be making trump "I did that" stickers?

Try me by a jury of the peerless

Having a glass breaker within reach at all times has really introduced a tension that I didn't expect into how I move through the world

Hosting ~35 services/tools on a server that decides to completely obliterate all of its BIOS settings and boot permissions once or twice a month has made me the man I am today

Who was the first person in Hollywood to incite the idea "Computers use wires so an evil computer can use wires like tentacles or snakes and they whip and wiggle around intelligently and articulately"? How do we make them pay for it?

Can my gender be "Died 20 years ago on this very day!"?

Me and my collaborators doing whippets at the scrum

What happens if the users fall in love with the chatbot? https://www.engadget.com/apps/bumble-is-the-latest-dating-app-to-add-an-ai-assistant-181729994.html?src=rss

Somebody appreciates my work. It's been nearly impossible to not start a podcast. A lesser man than I would have collapsed beneath the strain

Cool https://theneedledrop.com/news/slack-messages-reveal-live-nation-staff-bragged-about-robbing-fans-blind/

The word "teleonome" is impossible for me to remember for some reason

For my people Knuckle tats: s u d o rm -r /

Knunk Tamt: M I L K F A C E

Knucky Tatties: F E E T M E A T

If Trump keeps fucking around they're going to make it the dam of hormuz

this is still the realest thing ever said about america

My city has its own cast of characters that induce fascination https://www.bnd.com/news/local/community/belleville/article314850659.html

Kash is so fucking stupid that I find it astonishing that he hasn't drowned in the shower

Knuckle tat: W E E E E E E D

We wouldn’t want somebody born after the invention of the printing press making the laws and fucking things up

RE: https://kamloops.social/@fname/116216416946111568 That’s fine I’m sure. Having options is stupid.

Facebook has acquihired Moltbook? That portends well for the "Synthetic users" network.

I run at precisely your speed + 1

Kuckle tats: M E S Q U I T E

Knuckle tat: R O O F D O G S

Knuckle tats: F A R T J O K E

It seems like, instead of going on Piers Morgan, progressives' time would be better spent teaching a feral cat how to vape.

All I need is love and a rapidly expanding manifestation of my failure to cope with humanity's rapid loss of humanity

Trump said it's perfectly legal to beat the shit out of these little fucks on sight

Through the wintery mix they fly.

Has he ever seen what the FBI does?

Putting spark gaps in every outlet and switch of my house and generating my own personal ozone layer

Sometimes I feel like I'm being drawn and quartered slowly by any group of 2-4 tasks at work lol

@thiiirdperson.com have you heard the new Lice?! I legitimately can’t stop listening to it and I think of you & your music every like 30 seconds while I’m listening to it lol youtu.be/ABf0hBAvn5w?...

Eat dandelions

I am having a fucking huge amount of trouble sleeping lately

Oh shit oh fuck the Acebeam T35 is a REALLY good flashlight

Hormuz Strait comes out as Hormuz Gay

Everything you ever loved is in my secret compound covered in tzatziki sauce

Insane that it takes 2/3rds of Congress to overrule the president unilaterally taking the country to war. Even more insane that the only thing we're talking about isn't how to change that. You'll never get a better demonstration of why it's bad than a senile TV dumbass blowing shit up

Take all the energy you would have put into researching whether or not AI is conscious (because it isn't) and use that energy to research xenobots

"Robots can't smell so how can they know it smells like shit?" - A profound quote from @acollierastro.bsky.social

Some noun should verb at some time in the past future or present

Everybody thought I was an idiot for making a car that runs on milk....until now

Get 'em!

I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent. State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes. www.wired.com/story/gramma...

I know this is true because 90% of the people I work with are older and moneyed conservatives and I do this to them all the time just to piss them off