Cordage made out of lanceleaf plantain. Very nice to work with but not terribly strong

lol Erika Kirk is just a stupid bitch and I don't know a better way to say it

Probably things that unsettle people and lead them to kill me in my shack outside of town

I've decided that aeolian harps will be the next method I employ to unsettle my old asshole neighbor

Uh oh I can feel myself starting to hyperfixate on the physics of whistles

The most productive moments of your life were not the ones that smoothly led to a finished product

She's leaning into now, right? Like there's no way she can see footage of herself and not think it's hilarious

Sonya Blade from the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie has made the worst JOI video ever

Israel just abducted activists, journalists & humanitarians from the Global Sumud Flotilla — including our contributor Alex Colston. Zeteo demands that Israel immediately release those kidnapped & calls on the UN, the US & governments across Europe to take urgent action & hold Israel accountable.

Honestly, this feels obvious now that I'm looking at it www.404media.co/japan-cardbo...

guy who sleeps on a whole bunch of hamster bedding

I find myself relating to dandelions quite a lot

8 miles out of what?

Fuck Israel https://www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/2026/4/30/israel-seizes-global-sumud-flotilla-boats-1000km-away-from-gaza?traffic_source=rss

My thoughts on Hegseth's responses today: Firing squad

Lately, I've been drawing dandelions

O, Death, please avert your gaze to the deserving

This is a fucking masterpiece of choreography. Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6_m...

It has been [0] days since my decision to just run git locally over ssh and eliminate other peoples'/services' failures from my workflow has been vindicated

now this is gaming

I support Erika Kirk in her quest to arrest Kano

That's 100% a KA BAR leather handle/pommel. Carrying it inverted strikes me as weird but it looks like a kydex/hard sheath so it doesn't need a retainer on the handle. Not the knife and especially not the carry style I'd choose if I knew I was going to be running like that

The number one leading cause of death of pregnant women…

Boom. Bam. That's what makes it Pop Culture Jeopardy! Stream it on Netflix starting May 11.

Time and again my course work shows me I picked the right trade/trade school. They just speak my language.

I worked at radioshack for quite a while 20 ish years ago (worked in one of the highest volume stores, helped open a couple new Radioshacks in small towns) and my income was absolutely annihilated by the fact that I was the only person who knew the components and parts drawers.

It's kind of a red flag for me if you give a fuck about Marilyn Monroe in any capacity

Side note: I cannot describe how disturbing to me the idea is of watching photorealistic footage of myself saying and doing things I would never say or do in ways that I would never say or do them. That legitimately sounds like a method of psychological torture.

When I imagine the future I want, it always includes me yelling into the empty room to demand various digital avatars perform tricks and insert me into stories so that I can watch what it would be like if I did anything. This is the cool radical future and it is desirable

Shame. These are the only 3d-printed objects I'd be happy to see being sold at art sales and conventions globalnews.ca/news/1181728...

If I worked for slate, this would be my answer: "If you can hold him off for a while this won't be a problem anymore"

This is my real point of interest: Two of the richest men to ever exist are, simultaneously, two of the dumbest and most antisocial twerps to ever be given control of anything. They're both lying or too stupid to notice that they are both the worst things human beings can turn into.

A lot of people think that this website and what happens on it are WAY more important than they actually are

I hate this video. Pretty much every point and hashtag deep observation from minute zero falls apart entirely if you consider that consciousness has absolutely nothing to do with memory or narrative continuity. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqXp...

You're telling me a future jetsetted this radio?

Telling someone I doxxed them and then linking to the library of babel saying "It's all in here"

If spiders could be trained in boxing that shit would go fucking crazy

One must imagine Tony Hawk pro skating

"You can't draw it wrong until you can draw it right" "Nobody makes themselves the villain when recounting events" "You can get more money but you cannot get more time"

Phrases from my childhood/early adulthood that I can't remember where I learned them: "2 is 1 and 1 is none" "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast" "Beyond the mountain lies more mountains" "The problem, when solved, will be simple" "Early is on time, on time is late, and late doesn't happen"

For their entire lives, if one of my kids find a spider, the first thing I say is "That's an employee. Spiders are homies"

To rail and be railed, together as one

I used to be so many things

I guess this depends on the context you bring to the word "painkiller." Option 1: Raspberry thoracoscopic talc pleurodesis with apical bleb resection complicated by post-operative hemothorax Option 2: Raspberry Sore Knee

BUY THEM I DID AND LITERALLY HAVE NOT STOPPED RECEIVING COMPLIMENTS AND GETTING PROMOTED AT WORK SINCE I ORDERED THEM

Whomst among you want some stickers Available on my Kofi

I only do the drugs that make me bad at rocket league