I own this hat for plays like these.

The people are saying “Who dat”.

Gonna mute the ALDS and turn on “Monster Mash” on repeat in the background.

Larry the Cable Guy is still alive?

James Franklin ‘L’.

White Sox legend Aaron Civale will right the ship

White Sox legend Mike Soroka will right the ship

democratic staffers! you might be interested in this ACA tool. please circulate!

Sorry but I more interested in a critical breakdown of 2 Chainz verse in “Talk Dirty to Me” by Jason Derulo.

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

I remember what happened to this guy at the end of his story in Tales from The Hood.

I need a sip first.

More than a guy: a Dude

Here’s a guy for your feed.

To celebrate “spooky season” is to invite idealism into our hearts. It must be rejected in favor of dialectical Halloween materialism.

Be the Mothman you wish to see in the world

The OP this is in reply to makes this the best use of this video I’ve ever seen.

she put out a written statement and obviously thought a lot about what she would say, so of course it was calculated. what is the implication supposed to be? what is the purpose of the second sentence here?

Screaming “get a job” at ICE agents during the shutdown

Military after being body shamed and told they can’t have beards.

Getting my Facebook class action settlement check. (It was $28.)

this meeting could have been a violent altercation in the parking lot

Gotta be related to Ben Quadinaros judging by the bottom 2/3 of his face.

For Bloomberg, Leigh Giangreco has a great story, with a lot of pics and the participation of Brick of Chicago tourmaster Will Quam, of Chicago architecture's historic and ongoing relationship with brick. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

Nice try, but they’ll never be the 2024 White Sox.

The muse and the masterpiece.

Rick Moranis? Oh it’s for real.

Get in, loser.

nationalize Buffalo Wild Wings

It’s me.

With everything going on - the Tigers situation, the Yankees ring-kissing drama, and the Shaw incident - I’ve been reflecting on the upside of rooting for an irrelevant team: I don’t gotta hear about it. 😅

Garrett Crochet looks like a nineteenth-century criminal

SAY HIS NAME

Gary Cohen wasn't sold on how the Cubs and Matt Shaw handled his absence to attend Charlie Kirk's memorial. "I don't want to talk about any of the politics of it, but the thought of leaving your team in the middle of a race for any reason other than a family emergency, really strikes me as weird."

autism announcement: it's good 👍

This message is very important to remind ourselves of and to share with other people.

Considering the town I grew up in was quite small, we had a long list of unwell folks, and there was one fella that left his family to walk across the country rolling along one of these puppies*. *a wooden cross

Me avoiding watching football because it’s been kinda (personally) miserable: “I’ll just check in on the Saints sco…GOOD GOD.”

First seasonal-ish viewing of Halloween because I couldn’t wait 24 hours for the first day of fall much less October.

Wake up. I wanna talk the powerful social commentary that is “Gremlins 2” with you again.

Unbelievable run from Arrington Maiden

It feels a little weird to call anything from Nebraska or Michigan spicy, but this game is cookin’. Let’s see if Nebraska can avoid the 4th quarter explosion.

“Columnist at Washington Post.” Good luck, buddy.

where can i buy the hot dog slop before they stuff it in the skins

The crystal ball isn’t working because the USA men’s 4x400m getting cooked by Qatar and not making it into the finals was not predicted.