The White House is kinda like Roblox in that it is a big piece of garbage that is filled with pedophiles.

"I didn't hear no bell."

Two behind, now. 😎

This is the best center fielder in baseball, correct?

Fernando Tatis Jr still has no home runs in 2026. He better catch ringworm or something 😂

Some alternative versions

The thing is, he was really right and it was a terrific call lmao...

Alanna R*zzo posting about going to a Morgan Wallen concert with her friends wearing Wallen shirts is my ick 🤢

For any haters with access to the Giants call of this....it's delicious. 😂

BULLSEYE!

Fermin needs an award back there tonight 😂

Just a note. This is the dumbass behind the plate For the Dodgers and Giants game today. Rob Drake.

Blake Treinen's inability to hold runners on his entire career is kind of mind-blowing.

Emmet Sheehan's strategy of throwing fastballs right down the dick leaves a lot to be desired.

"Oh no, the Mets!" -Joe Davis

On my tiktok algorithm a podcast clip came up from a San Francisco centrix sports podcast. It was called the "Beat LA Podcast." I was a fan of San Francisco teams you couldn't waterboard me to give my podcast this name. The rent has never been more free.

Yeah this is too hot. It sucks. The heat is oppressive.

Yeah cuz misogyny isn't a huge issue in this society or anything and PCA told that woman to "s*** his d***." Hold his ass accountable. And boys, next time ya wanna tell a woman that--don't.

The insidious reason continues to be the horrors of capitalism: when these place fail, go under, fail to renew lease, they can simply move this business out for the next chain restaurant. GIGO! Garbage in, garbage out....

Sure, Dalton Rushing might be a heel but I love the denial of the fact that this guy is an absolute heel, too.

If you remember how much he would destroy the Dodgers despite being mediocre mostly otherwise, you would just be happy he's no longer facing them 😂

The Dodgers swept the Angels in Anaheim. They outscored them 31-3 😂

The Clutch Comet!

Wrobo... Catching a comeback laser THROUGH your legs might be the most baller move I've ever seen.

The Yankees are never beating the allegations 😂

Lmao

My daughter also loved Project Hail Mary and she made this... I think it's incredible. She's 10. Haters will be mocked and blocked.

Let loose bodies hit the floor Let loose bodies hit the floor Let loose bodies hit the floor Let loose bodies hit the FLOOOOOOR!

KIM HIVE ARISE

Dalton Rushing needs to be disallowed to challenge when he's batting. He's terrible at it. Also I think his hot streak is officially over 😂

I helped with my girl's softball practice today and I gotta say this: I am middle aged. 😂

Unemployed, white, below-average, and submissive. The MAGA man recipe.

My team, doing something that feels good to me other than winning? It's been a minute.

I am so excited to have a Mexican on the team again. 🇲🇽

I have no idea why I got the Kansas City Royals but lmao 🤣 Also, Team Logan all the way. #GilmoreGirls

Honestly the Ranger/Baltimore one was an extremely lucky guess because by then my brain wasn't working. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1135 9/9: Rarity: 130 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...

Robert Van Scoyoc somewhere in the clubhouse counting his money without a care in the world.

Robert Van Scoyoc somewhere in the clubhouse counting his money without a care in the world.

Two innings and then back to the rack 😂😂😂😂

If you're gonna make the away team drive 55 minutes to a girl's softball game, it shouldn't be at 9 AM. 🤢 ☕💤🥎

He is so down bad and I love it 😄

An endurance event disguised as hospitality, I launched a coordinated assault on the entire Lancaster County food supply. I won't show all food I ate for fear of humiliation, but 4 dessert I had fresh raspberries underneath Oreo mousse, a bite of shoo fly pie, whoopie pie, and raspberry cheesecake.

IT'S TIME #IYKYK

24 hour trip with just the wife (MIL has the kids) Peace out ✌️

It's a blowout but Treinen continues to suck.

Freddie unloads the bases! 😂

Tyler made of Glasnow 😞

This looms....even larger

That second strike was out of the zone for sure but Espinal looked so outclassed there. Send him to AA, lmao.