It's taken many years, across decades To finish my degree. The day before my 41st birthday, I finally finished. My daughter was who pushed me hardest to go to the ceremony because at first I didn't want to. She was right. I'm proud of this.

I'll make a big post about it this weekend but... I'm there. I finally finished. I'm closing the longest chapter of my life that took far longer than it should have. But I did it.

Under no circumstances is this happening in my life. I will cut down on everything else that's bad for me but you can take my black coffee from my rotting corpse.

Oh um can I change my answer?

Polar Bear to the Orioles!

I'm a 80s/90s kid so it's definitely Cal Ripken Jr but I could also go Brady Anderson, Eddie Murray, Mike Mussina. ... but the LOL answer is obviously fuck face 😂

I’ve had to hear about Blake Treinen forever, it’s nice to occasionally get a Dodger jam band-loving Bernie voter who got elected to some random Italian-American Hall of Fame after his rookie year

Nice.

Can't wait for Dave Roberts to put in Blake Trenien again instead

Edwin Diaz? All right!

Well it's definitely not a likability thing because Jeff Kent is an absolute douche. But whatever.

I realize this is kind of a stereotype of men my age, but I haven't watched a World war II documentary in years. A big part of my life is about to close, and this Saturday evening is the quietest my life will be for about 2 weeks. Also a cocktail in my "Gonzalez Reserve" glass 😁

Lol

The Lakers just beat the Toronto raptors on the last second three-pointer by Rui Hachimura. Los Angeles again defeats Toronto with late game heroics by a Japanese man.

If you've never heard of the Danny Did foundation, they are a miracle. A zoom call with them today approved us a grant to get a high-tech seizure monitoring device. You don't know the peace of mind we will have for sleeping, we'll now know for sure if he has a seizure. #DooseSyndrome #epilepsy ❤️

I saw her in her house window later. She meowed at me :)

Have the clippers done anything right this year? I get it, but this seems dirty.

I guess I'm St Francis today. This neighborhood cat immediately came to me after I parked my car looking for warmth and snuggles. She actually kind of trusted me, which is cute. I get it, my car was warm and so was I.

I'm sorry to be this guy, but this quote will always tell me a lot about him. "Williamson: Feel fine physically, will return 'when I feel like Zion'" I'm very sensitive to mental health issues. This never felt like that. This felt like he can only play when he feels up to it. Zero dawg in him.

"Tennessee’s 7th congressional district has been a solid red seat after the state’s Republican-controlled legislature redrew its boundaries in 2022 by splitting Democrat-stronghold Nashville into three districts." G-e-r-r-y-m-a-n-d-e-r-i-n-g

Giants suck. Refusing to spend.

Got DAMN! @thundercrat.bsky.social I still love Steven Adams even if I hate all Houston teams. This was nasty.

Sometimes I miss working at a resort restaurant for the jokes and the bullshitting.

Ellie (10 year old) and I were watching Dante's peak today and she dropped an elite level dad joke just before it started. "Hold on to your ash!" Definitely my daughter 😃

Apparently when we went to this site I cleaned up 😂

@profanity.accountant hiiii

Home Alone 1&2 are on, the tree is decorated, and bourbon is in the Glencairn glass.

Homemade thanksgiving plate that I had to make on the fly cuz we weren't supposed to be home. (Luke got sick) Roast Mashed potatoes Gravy

Macy's Day Parade: Show the damn floats! Less talking!

Maya Hawke's voice sounds just like her mother's.

Somehow in a year he will be doing Dancing with the Stars looking like he's in the Best Shape of His Life.

Keep your turkey and stuffing. I'm making a tomatillos salsa and an apple pie later.

So what I'm seeing is Kris Dunn has feelings cuz Luka cooks him. What a baby back.....

For my LA people (most of you) These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.

For my LA people (most of you) These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.

It wasn't a Ponzi scheme. It was a food pyramid scheme.

I don't have AS strong opinions on some. Just a few. Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH. Braun: 💉 FOH Vizquel: GROSS FOH

Playing "Lover You Should've Come Over" on guitar and singing it is diabolically difficult. Enjoying this challenge.

Up since 5:30 and I am just getting home now at 1 EST. I probably look like Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller 's Day Off.

I don't have AS strong opinions on some. Just a few. Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH. Braun: 💉 FOH Vizquel: GROSS FOH

Miller watching this photo op from behind the press pool:

Stu Lantz was here!?

Wow. November of 2018 I wrote this and got absolutely roasted on Twitter. Hmmm...by the way the owner of Dodgers Nation gave me an earful about this piece and told me not to virtue signal. Sigh.

The only correct HOF ballot

Chuck E Cheese was available.

My son just asked us to come in and look at his "disasterpiece." My son made a portmanteau of disaster and masterpiece. @amandasmith.bsky.social I think this is the title you give to the best disaster movie.

Okay WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? Is this politics? Astrology? Fanfiction? The intro to a cult pamphlet? What if a Vogue perfume ad had intrusive thoughts about politics? This is Mad Libs that someone called aphasia to sound better. BLEH.

A staple of my bookcase. It's a good read and great *fun! *Unless you're a Mets fan. There is no fun for you. Should be familiar.