sorry i'm late i forgot to make this before

i thought that said "Burt Cigarettes"

i love to see "ⓘ Deleted" where a racist post used to be

i was looking for something to watch that would drown out tonights high winds, and i thought perry mason might work because the sound can get pretty annoying. i picked an ep at random and it opens on a traffic jam and people are honking and 60s tv yelling which is exactly what i was hoping for

wearing a mask to my in-laws' house today because i don't want to get sick, simple as

my husband just made a joke about peter bishop not knowing what the fibonacci sequence is and i got SO MAD

I’m looking for 100% Filipino people who are willing to submit a cheek swab test in hopes for a genetic match to my aunt, who is battling blood cancer. The registry for stem cells doesn’t have many Filipino people in it, and joining it could help many. Please share/reach out to me! bit.ly/4aiUIKQ

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It’s Christmas 🎄 2.5 weeks until 1 year anniversary of the fire, $760 to go. Any sharing and giving greatly appreciated. Sharing helps so much! So tired & ashamed for asking. Let’s close this out, as a Christmas miracle! 🎄 gofund.me/d67ab3c4e

the reviews are in

it's a christmas migraine

Rasheed Wallace screaming BALL DON’T LIE eight times in 31 seconds:

elf on a shelf has caused real societal harm

the reviews are in

if hot rod isn't a christmas movie WHY is ebeneezer scrooge in it and WHY does he have a cooked goose

when my mom got a new phone i set up her voicemail for her so every time i leave her a message i hear my own nervous voice saying her first name like i'm skipping school and making a fraudulent call to the principal

merry christmas everyone!! my gift to you is this totally over the top episode of dragnet. my favorite scene starts at 6:41. one of the best characters in all of crime television

no one can convince me that the suburban detroit white guy in the news for being racist at DK Metcalf and the suburban detroit white guy in the news for being a meta glasses stalker are two different suburban detroit white guys

Anytime someone says they didn’t have to mask at a store because “no one was there” remind them that the workers were there with no choice but to be exposed to whatever customers were exhaling. And they don’t get covid sick leave anymore. Here’s data on asymptomatic & presymptomatic spread:

One way to thank them? Wear a mask near them so you don’t get them sick on the job. You can be contagious and have zero symptoms.

a soft spoken older lady approached me after a solo set and said i reminded her of laurie anderson. this is the third time i have posted about it

the people who fed him and had a little shelter on their porch for him have moved. i was never quite sure if he was a street cat, or if he was their cat that they never let inside, but the little shelter is gone too. i haven't seen him, i hope they took him with them : (

bryan cranston puppet show murder she wrote

there should be more christmas songs about how 🎵every child has a wet cough🎶

listening to christmas music on a portable fm radio like the good lord intended

thank you for reading about my three visits to walmart

here is a thread describing the three times i have been to a walmart

there he is

BIB (bigfoot in bio)

yeah i do crypto Non Fotographable Terrestrials

i mean

the best picture of me ever taken

scottish folk music but make it HEA.VY.

someone get ashley macisaac on this website

this is an ashley macisaac appreciation post

what the FUCK

i haye doing this, but we are still struggling with last minute holiday stuff, bc we are still trying to pay for the move to MN, if anyone wants to help, id appreciate it. sharing is good too! or PayPal to [email protected] Thanks ahead of time and merry Christmas and happy new year 💜

getting to the point in my marriage where all greeting cards for each other say something to the effect of "well, here we are again"

the one week of the year i'm comfortable in red nail polish

DK Metcalf did nothing wrong.

one of the best little gags in hot rod is when the riot breaks out and for less than a second they show a guy looting picnic baskets out of a broken storefront window

nothing but bangers

lmao come on

hot rod is a christmas movie!!!! ebeneezer scrooge is in it!!!!

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