it's crazy that I have a smartphone I should be scratching words into the dirt with a stick

booing and hissing at an ad for my waste management company, the official waste management company of the Detroit Tigers

comprehending more horrors than ever before

folding up a tinfoil hat, anybody want one?

a fair amount of fringe monsters-of-the-week have an x-files tooms quality. not his fault he survives on bile and has to hibernate for 30 years at a time

free pick-up line you're welcome

funckytown is an EIGHT MINUT3 song. please jsut take them to funky town already

No neurotype is inherently bad, but a society so inflexible to its members' needs is. To pathologize us, to say the very base of who I am is diseased and must be eliminated is a culmination of this inflexibility and the heart of eugenics - anyone 'different' must be cast out or destroyed. It sucks!

To get serious for a minute it's already brutal to be an autistic person forced to live in a capitalist society designed for neurotypical people. I don't think people really get how much translation autistic people have to do, the onus is ALWAYS on us to interpret, and perform neurotypical-ness.

when the angels come for me like "be not afraid" i'm going to be like "you know who else be not afraid? that's right, lenny bruce"

that's great it starts with an earthquake birds and snakes an aeroplane lenny bruce is not afraid eye of a hurricane listen to yourself churn world serves its own needs don't mis-serve your own needs speed it up a notch speed grunt no strength the ladder starts to clatter with fear of height down he

of course i'm afraid of my own shadow have you seen that thing??

me and my 75 autistic mutuals passing each other's autism posts around today

Every time I open my damn mouth

all neurotypical children participate in the totally normal hobby of *checks notes* collecting perfume samples from magazines and having special folders for them

autism announcement: it's good 👍

getting together with old friends i haven't seen in years has been going like this: "oh also it turns out i'm autistic" "me too!!!!!" and neither party is surprised

Typing "elaine benes autistic" into google

please be patient i have ughtism

when my mom told me about this as a child i was like "oh my god that's a great idea"

they didn't have autism back then it was actually totally normal for my great-grandmother and my great-aunt to write down the day's weather report on the cardstock that comes in a package of nylons and then the next day record exactly how the report was inaccurate every single day for 30 years

self-diagnosed as bitchin

autism announcement: it's good 👍

HOWEVER: he doesn't know roundball rock???????

but musically, truly like no time has passed. when we first started playing together in 2010 the chemistry and understanding was immediate, and was unwavering for 8 years. today we were not rusty at all. "grounding" doesn't even begin

i would say like "no time has passed" but we did spend a lot of time updating each other on years of bullshit

got together with an old friend and bandmate to play music with another human being for the first time in 7-8 years. he's been through hell and so have i, but we still got it

1990s elementary and middle school class lists:

Here's what my typical commute by electric cargo bike in Detroit looks like. Through Sherwood Forest and Palmer Park to 6 Mile down to Joseph Campau and into Hamtramck.

1990s elementary and middle school class lists:

if you're looking for a realtor or home in se michigan, read this thread for a fantastic recommendation. if you're not, read this thread because it is a delight

James Vernor, a Detroit pharmacist, was called off to the Civil War in 1862. He stored a secret mixture of 19 ingredients, largely ginger and vanilla, in an oak cask. The aging process transformed into a delicious mixture, the taste of Vernor's Ginger Ale. At 159 years, it's the oldest pop in USA.

if i'm not allowed to make my weird little faces i'll die

proud to be an american, where at least i know i'm beholden to shareholders

in capitalist america rulers give you away to the bank

joe biden weakest piece of shit of all time. just a spineless motherfucker

The rapture is definitely happening tomorrow. Everyone’s gonna wake up and put on “house of jealous lovers”

Operation Clippy

"self-fulfilling prophecy" by me, 2017

free pick-up line you're welcome

nw

oh ya, this is exactly how i pictured it. chokin on swan gas

an aside: none of this kirk shit happened yet when i reached out to him and what luck to have planned something way better to do today than whatever the hell is going on with that

getting together with old friends i haven't seen in years has been going like this: "oh also it turns out i'm autistic" "me too!!!!!" and neither party is surprised

got together with an old friend and bandmate to play music with another human being for the first time in 7-8 years. he's been through hell and so have i, but we still got it

there was open weeping

sunday consistently has the worst vibes on here sorry

don't put in the press release that i'm demonized