Am I the only one who thinks Pittsburgh should have an apostrophe?

That middle one is pretty much literally out of the grapes of wrath

Really wishing I had yesterday’s leftovers for lunch but middle of the night Brett had other ideas.

Me after last call:

Not Left Not Right Kinda Upward

Scott Adams is clearly in some mental/emotional pain and all I can really hope for is that whatever physical pain he’s in is worse.

Doesn’t help that the headlines are always like “if elected Mamdani will kill and eat your family in accordance w sharia law” and then the picture is this

Fucking hilarious to use the dementia machine for this

I hate it when my gf goes to visit family in Madison (she’s gone for days) I love it when my gf goes to visit family in Madison (my fridge contains spotted cows when she gets back)

Don’t ever talk to me or my son again

4’s just objectively true

Ah shit turns out ai can do my job

Colliding Windows sounds like a midwest emo band from the 90s

Surely some new plants will make it all better

Why does this sound like a phase 12 marvel plot

This is so wholesome

The “other phones are vanilla”ad for the new Google phone just makes me wish I had a soft serve ice cream cone instead of a phone tbh

I love how he’s like I want to get back to work (which he just defined as being shitty to people)… I don’t pray but if I did i mean come the fuck on man.

My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison

How can you not be utterly baffled by baseball

We were all focused on the submarine but it turns out we just need to get these guys on weird vehicles of any type.

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.

Hey quick question man what the fuck is wrong w you

Benicio del Toro in one battle after another is the perfect representation of friendship (always has a cold modelo for you)

I’ve lived in this city for 16 years and this is the first time I’ve ever felt even remotely nervous about leaving my apt

ICE trucks out and about on the far north side of Chicago right now. Spread the word. Uptown, Edgewater, Rogers Park, West Rogers Park, Evanston. Churches are letting people out. Walk with people - blow a whistle- blow your horn . #chicago #chicagoice #ice

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.

sprint speed’s so slow because of his gigantic balls.

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

today marks 15 years since my wife and I started dating so I'm gonna share the most important and beautiful thing we ever made together

This was one of the best shows I’ve ever been to… just banger after banger after banger

I don’t really want to do this anymore tbh

I love the idea that he’s just standing there waiting.

Never, ever Newsom. Fuck that guy.

One loss away from not having to deal w cubs fans on the redline when I’m going to the dispo…

Statement from Illinois Governor JB Pritzker

Seven layers? In this economy??

Finally trying out the pasta roller I got like three months ago

“This is not who we are” is by far the dumbest thing people regularly say about this country

Lmao cubs

Isn’t space the one place you wouldn’t have to worry about this

ICE Zip-Ties Children in Horrific Raid on Chicago Apartment Building newrepublic.com/post/201258/... via @newrepublic.com

My husband was detained by ICE today Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away I have had zero contact or updates since #SOS @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

Call you Cook County Commissioner and tell them to stop using our Sheriff's department and tax dollars to support ICE. Find your Cook County Commissioner and call them. www.cookcountyil.gov/board-of-com...

When my Samsung ring tells me it’s time to kill the queen…