I'm packed full of sperm. They're huge too. I can feel them inside me right now. Sometimes they hurt when they blast out.

omg did you see this honse’s hat? he looks so fucking cute i can’t breathe

they’re the best in the business, babyyy

roses are red violets are blue tom homan’s a bitch greg bovino, too

Bluesky is for buttholes, twitter is for assholes

tomorrow night top off your weekend of love with our 7th #DetroitersWatchParty of the year! we will be watching the Duvet Family Reunion and Trevor episodes! 😍

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

Omg you guys didn’t have to get me anything for a Valentine’s Day! but that’s so sweet, I love it 🥰

Happy Valentine’s Day my sweethearts! 💕🫶💕

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billionaires should not exist and i don't care whether we accomplish this by taking their money or by doing the other thing

When I say I stand on business this what I mean.

Supporting Gavin Newsom in the primary is announcing that you'll step over the dead bodies of trans people and unhoused people to get what you personally want. It's a character defect. We can't be friends.

I love Lego so much.

Me during the job interview

Nice meme, where's the alt-text AGENT?

I knew there was something fishy about people who reply without liking

Suck my butt, mods

With all the literal horror happening in this world, if a person thinking, "I'm this gender but it would make me happy to be another gender" is at the top of your list of things to be freaked out about, please transition to sanity.

tom homan is a bitch

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I think a large part of I Think You Should Leave’s success and popularity is that it’s really fun to quote a show when what you’re quoting is FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMNIT FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK THIS’S SO FUCKED UP in the loudest stupid voice you can make and it rules.

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Some #🪑Co love for you all 💘💘

This is indescribably horrendous. No country that does this should be allowed to exist.

acab includes people with ring cameras

some pretty controversial stuff at the Bad Bunny halftime show

another wonderful evening with you all! 🫶 next week is very exciting, we have both the Duvet Family Reunion and Trevor episodes! #DetroitersWatchParty

he’s the only guy i’ve ever seen pull it off #DetroitersWatchParty

anytime i hear the word sardines the only thing my brain thinks about is this scene with Sheila #DetroitersWatchParty

no red flags on the butt! #DetroitersWatchParty

Jefferson Porger time! #DetroitersWatchParty

#DetroitersWatchParty not just for nerds and dorks anymore!

my husband and i shout “get that edge Portnadi! get that edge!” at each other all the time #DetroitersWatchParty

the palm does all the jerking off #DetroitersWatchParty

ooooooooh you like herrrr! #DetroitersWatchParty

the commercial needs to feature the Mark Morrison song for sure #DetroitersWatchParty

need Tim Meadows to come back for Season 3 he just makes everything better #DetroitersWatchParty

i wanna go up and down the rainbow light tunnel #DetroitersWatchParty

Sheila looks fabulous! 🤩 #DetroitersWatchParty

it's watch party time! tonight we start with April in the D and then Jefferson Porger! #DetroitersWatchParty