Waking up every day like

Harrison Ford must be fuming right now. He was jokin’!

Wow. Glad he resigned, but based on the things this guy believed in, he’s fuckin’ nuts.

Leadership diagrams don’t usually include how they died.

Trump the Soothsayer about bin Laden in 2000:

Happy 313 Day DE2ROITers! @netflix.com today is the perfect day to announce you’re picking Detroiters back up for Season 3!

Post a Jedi…wrong answers only

Post a Jedi...wrong answers only

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

This is a man way in over his head.

This is a man in way over his head.

This is a man in way over his head.

This is a man way in over his head.

Oh, great. Well, that’ll only take you a sec.

That 1 flight was 27 flights?

When I was a kid, my dad gave me a million dollar loan. That was the earth telling me I'm supposed to do something great. And I know that’s being a decrepit sack of human shit that makes everything awful. It has to be. You know what I mean, James?

Les, can I talk to you for a second?

haha

This is what it felt like watching that Pam Bondi hearing last week.

AI is just the ITYSL sketch where Tim Robinson can't sell his mafia movie because it actually sucks so he forces his friends to buy his surplus of mafia hats and plastic meatballs for their wedding party so that he doesn't have to eat shit.

Mike Tyson + RFK Jr. is a partnership that makes me go:

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

A fun thing to do in a Senate hearing would be to ask Noem or Bovino questions about ICE but pretend they are about immigrants. "A Somali man was found passed out drunk in a car, covered in vomit. What should be done?" "A Venezuelan man shot an ICU nurse ten times. What should his sentence be?"

ICE agents are America's failures, basically indistinguishable from lazy school shooters, losers who want to play Call of Duty on our streets against people who can't fight back. They have unlimited ammo and toss tear gas like they're pressing L1. They have to be defunded and jailed. All of them.

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

He got pushed down the stairs at Dan Flashes

happy new year

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