Grabbing life by the balls today. Jk. Full on panic attack.

Dude at the Chevron was like "would you like a banana today? On the house of course." What?

This Cabernet does not compliment the Twin Snakes at all.

Tidal sucks y'all.

Guy who looks like kid rock (and his name is Rob!) sits down and immediately launches into a story about how he got knocked out for being an asshole last night.

The thing I've learned most about the people in Olympia Washington in the few months I've been here is that they have no patience or regard for the unhoused.

Playing the Melvins' "Honey Bucket" at my local Buffalo Wild Wings. Let's see what happens.

I used to work at a female owned company and one day a guy just brought in a large stack of porno mags and kept them in what I guess he thought was his personal bathroom. I was disgusted and she didn't give a fuck. Always thought that was weird.

Reading all these articles about the terrible conditions pharmaceuticals are made in and having to accept that there's probably rat shit in my Latuda.

I'm condiment phobic. This is my nightmare.

Warped Tour '04

First morning I have woke up and didn't have crippling anxiety in . months. So I'm winning the day so far. May even be unstoppable. Gotta go clean the bathroom.

Apparently it's this guy's birthday. 63 years of collecting classic cars, just him and the open road.

Didn't make it 30 minutes into the new Superman. Probably not gonna circle back.

Pre recorded video interview? Man, this an early morning merchandise stocking job. Read my resume or fuck off.

I'm either growing a mane or shaving my head and I can't decide.

With the job I just got laid off from they want their computer sent back (on my dime) and I want my last paycheck. The fucking dumbest game of chicken.

I don't usually post my dumb songs, but I think I did a good job on this one. on.soundcloud.com/Me95OskORlRK...

Been listening to what I believe can be described as modern soul or R&B. Mostly British stuff. SAULT and Cleo Sol are favorites. Really good stuff there and I wish the US would take notice. music.youtube.com/watch?v=uuUP...

Gaining followers for an Ernest Borgnine post. I found my niche!

Anyone else notice how incurious people have become? When something new comes along I feel like it's met with skepticism before interest. Music, art, film...that kind of thing.

Seeing a new psychiatrist this morning and I am uncorked today. Probably going to be overwhelming for one of us.

The Christopher Lambert Index.

Finally had the opportunity to make a joke I've been sitting on for about 25 years.

Skeleton raw dogging a bush, courtesy of the neighborhood.

Just hid a post for exhibiting too much joy.

Not loving the new therapist.

Deleted that one. Sorry about the dangling participle.

I don't have any photos of me as a baby but I bet I was chunky as fuck.

Shaq is super horny for Marilyn Monroe.

The company I work for lost 60% of their business in the last 24 hours and had to let me go this morning.

#🪑Co is going to be absolutely fucking bonkers by the end.

I fucking love this song. music.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Fc...

D'Angelo died. What the fuck?

My wife doesn't know it yet, but I am going to drink this entire bottle of Cabernet by myself while she's working. Let's see what happens.

One lesson of Christopher Columbus is that the lens of history is so fucking distorted that any of us could one day be celebrated annually for unachieved glory. Pretty neat!

I wrote a song and it didn't change the world. Wtf?

Some alone time. ☕

Cooling out to this gem.

The enthusiasm of a Buffalo Wild Wings bartender while they let you in on all the B-dubs corporate culture is unmatched.

I went out for a burger and now I'm trapped in a bar with a football game on and a bunch of sports guys. I'm the only one wearing a cardigan or a wedding ring.

Who up monetizing liberal outrage?

Wonder what my D.A.R.E. instructor is up to these days.

Can't play Screaming Females at Buffalo Wild Wings! Denied!

Born to drink beer, forced to wait until a socially acceptable hour.

Husky Boys: Chode Style

Can't sell your soybeans because the president wrecked US trade with tariffs? Just can em' dummy.