More people need to apologize to Bokeem Woodbine for calling him Evil Dave Chappelle!!

Yes, the rumors are true: Jesse Singal and the Bluesky ceo are fucking. They’re having sex right now

listen buddy it ain't called cisformers

metal gear solid: asswalker

Ruin your life with this one simple trick

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t Chamber of Commerce

HAPPY BALLZOWIEN(er)

Welcome to COCKTOBER nerds

You know I had to do it to em

Holy shit holy shit holy shit

Welcome to COCKTOBER nerds

having a rough go of it lately

My Saudi friend saw a sign that said FREE ARBYS and thought it said FREE ARABIA. The Sauds are tiiiiiired 😢

can't win for losing 🤙

Going to bed at 8:30 because everything fuckin sucks

I have so much hate in my heart

Come And Take It

fml

10% tariff on softwood but me getting hardwood from your dad is free every night

"I did nazi that coming" SHUT THE FUCK UP

Found a $2 bill over the weekend, what a useless ass piece of currency

Kraven the KPop Demon Hunter

he's a real hotdog man living in his hotdog land making all his hotdog plans for nobody

*Seeing a post: A unrepentant sociopath: “hey you’re doing it wrong” Me, enlightened: “This is surely none of my business”

SAD EYES FOLLOW MEEEEEEEEEEEE BUT I STILL BELIEVE THERES SOMETHING LEFT FOR MEEEEEEEEE

lmao

the most magical time to watch a film in theaters is 9:30 am while you're high off your ass

can I plz get some fuckin good vibes in the chat

can I plz get some fuckin good vibes in the chat

Wait just remembered this is a pay money for cock rating thread.

the most magical time to watch a film in theaters is 9:30 am while you're high off your ass

I'm Franklin Pumpkinhead of the Norfolk pumpkinheads

change.org petition to let me shit in RFK Jr's mouth

It's 7:30 on a Friday night and im already in bed. Who want me

Patriot is such a stupid fucking word

If my parents named me brilyn I would walk into oncoming traffic

If my parents named me brilyn I would walk into oncoming traffic

lmao

at the risk of vulnerable posting, i went to my first AA meeting last night.

"I was today years old..." im gonna stop you right there playboy, you sound like a fucking child.

Gonna be thinking about the Tunguska event all day

"I was today years old..." im gonna stop you right there playboy, you sound like a fucking child.

calling the CVS on the corner the bodega

Me when it's the right temperature

Listening to Creed my sacrifice while I use the meat thermometer to carefully take my boner temperature

there he is!!!

Js karoline levitt got some heavy hangers

I like sex scenes in film.

I watched weapons (2025) and now I want Julia garner to beat me to death.