Happier news: my friend gave birth this morning, she and the baby are good and healthy and everything went perfectly Good morning

Lmao reganomics might be the end of this country, which is really funny from an incredibly jaded point of view. Hey Jello, you were right about everything, it turns out.

Hey the Argentina bonds thing. It reeks of our own tranche bond thing from 2008. You know, the thing that we the citizens all paid for so that the big banks could continue, doesn’t it? (Because it is. Idk when. But they can only sell the turd down the line for so long.)

No war but class war. It’s always been class war. They’ve managed to make it about race and sexuality and gender for a long time but it’s always been class war.

Nobody pay taxes this year

Ah yes. The “far left” rhetoric is causing the violence. Not the authoritarianism. Ya’ll used someone’s kid yesterday as a hostage to get someone out of their house into ice custody. You can blame as much as you want but the unfortunate truth of your nature will be your eventual downfall.

Did someone do the guy with the “blacks rule” spray painted on the ground yet for the bullets hastily written anti ice on it yet

Philosophy History The original ghost in the shell animated movie from 1995 based on the 1989 manga by Masamune Shirow that is an amazing adaptation and has themes focusing on identity humanity and the future of corporate and socio political ideology in a ai future. It’s arguably one of the best fi

One of my coworkers described me as a human sized English bulldog this morning and it was hurtful because of how true it was

It sucks im so fucked up my world view is that EVERYONE is equal and that decisions should be based on merit and ability, and that compassion and empathy are 2 important concepts that make the world go around. As an American, I soon will be shot to death by rifles for this extreme leftist view

Smokin a cigarette outside at 8pm and getting absolutely obliterated, American football spear style, by a 90 pound, 5 foot tall moth going 40mph because I changed the porch light

If we ever have another president, the first 2 years of their term is going to be a world apology tour to desperately get us back to the table of commerce. This is insanely funny to watch in the most dark horrible way possible. Just everyone in a red hat shooting their own foot till empty

The massive eye of Sauron that is Nintendo’s legal team turns its gaze at ICE

I just remembered that the rest of the world doesn’t get tornadoes like we do here in the states and that’s kinda neat, right? People all over who like tornadoes are like “damn, wish I could see a tornado like they have in the USA”

RFK jr soon will have a pot full of sticks and rando mushrooms boiling in the middle of the Oval Office demanding we all line up and take a sip of the vaccination

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Begging and pleading for a witch to give me some herbs idk which herbs are good

4pm. 1600. Watusi bull in a old crown Vic time

In exciting news, my work commute now has a daily horse viewing, now that it’s been refurbished. 2 large draft honses. They like to put their big heads over the railing and look at cars. Honse.

Its true

Family demanding answers after inmate’s decaying body found in Georgia prison www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Good morning

Well there go the 1B visas. Enjoy the FNG “Tony” fresh from his part time job at Wendy’s who hates immigrants now upgraded to clean lab chief technician. No training no school. But he is a white guy. I’m being told the lab is compromised and we will not be making microprocessors this month.

You know what would make me happy right now? 4 Maine coon cats. 4 large fluffy friendly purring huge cats. Make it happen, Bluesky. Airdrop (literal airdrop, not your smartphone shit) 4 Maine coon cats. Post haste.

The secret to lifting heavy is to lift with your lower back while farting. You can do 600 lbs no problem. Just lift real quick and fart/shart out breakfast

Watching outlaw star again.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

The shackle on the lock I cut off that I immediately sat on a month ago has finally healed. I now have a u-shaped scar. Lol

and yeah it’s not universal. not everyone who has adhd is this way, but it seems like some of us are and it’s because of the way our specific cases of adhd manifest

Here’s the thing: I don’t mind the cars racing their cars when I’m decompressing from a 14 hr day. it’s the potholes. These roads suck. you’re gonna hit an edge and the coilovers are gonna bounce weird at 75 on a city road and you’re gonna be out of a car for a while. Come on think. Ugh, kids

Fun observation for the late night after work crew, promise it’s meant w/o ulterior motives: I think millennials, in observation, were the last generation to be affected by the great wars. We are at the high point of another sine wave.

Hey can we call them Nazis now, since they’re suggesting euthanasia for the homeless and mentally ill? Is that ok? I don’t wanna step on anyone’s shoes, don’t wanna hurt peoples delicate sensitivities

GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY BRIAN, IN NOVA SCOTIA, EATING A WESTERN OMELETTE RIGHT NOW WEARING A SABBATH T SHIRT IM IN YOUR CEILING BRO

I hope @onamizu.bsky.social enjoyed her equestrian inversion therapy the other day

Need someone at 8:50 am on a Saturday to supply me with the “snart” button on the large machine being pushed by that lady picture.

While I have no problem with women in politics id like to point out that it’s important we have good, sane women in politics. See Nancy Mace as an example of not good not sane women in politics.

Hey Nancy Mace, you gonna retract your shit or no?

OK, OK A SIKH, A MUSICIAN AND A DOG ENTER A BAR,

Ya know, now that the gun conversation is back, I’d like to point out once again the reason Massachusetts never comes up in these conversations is because our laws are formidable for possession and we have extremely low gun violence. Licensing and registration works

Guys the bullet had the entirety of das kapital written on it, no don’t think about how small a cartridge is and how that’s impossible. Also it had the trans flag spray painted on it. Don’t think how that would flounder the guns action either. Trust me broooooooooo (dumbest timeline)

Be a good person in a world full of shit heads and douchebags. It’s the hardest path, but it’s the only way out of this with the ability to keep your head held high.

If this gets me off of here, it’s probably for the best. Fuckin fascists taking over

Ya know, just sitting and listening here that nature is chirping, frogs peeping. and it doesn’t give a fuck. The planet is patiently waiting for us to fuck off. I see this as something that I’m at peace with. I’m just here, confused and scared and hating every minute of it like everyone else.

It’s a good thread. It got a lot worse after I showed up but eh

If you would indulge me in a safety nerd moment: please wear helmets while riding bikes and scooters and motorcycles. E-bikes or pedal bikes, please wear a helmet. Make your kids wear helmets. I know it’s really convenient especially when you’re using a short term rental.

Qatar, huh.

despite my lack of hope this morning i have decided to keep persisting out of spite

Good morning. I continue to exist against the will of the universe.