He’s a shoe-in if they ever launch a “driest wife” category

I hope that it’s a massive waste of money.

If you're ever wondering why every party seems to bend over backwards to appease the right you could do worse than this observation.

Some of you never paid enough attention to professional wrestling and it shows. A surprising “face turn” always, always, ALWAYS ends back in a return to “heel”. This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.

He’s just a little guy

The perfect album from the year I turned 16 (2000) Honestly a LOT of good albums were released in 2000, I was just looking over the Wikipedia list and I could put at least 10 of them here. But Crush from Bon Jovi is probably my favorite.

“I never supported THAT.” “I never believed that [blank].” We’re going to hear this more and more.

Disability education should not be put into HHS because it's not a health issue, it's an education issue. The idea that disability = health is dehumanizing and, frankly, simply wrong.

I’m at a professional development training and it’s information that I need but the environment is so old dude. There are tons of “my wife” jokes, a lot of “haw haw haw” type humor. And these guys always insist on showing videos of bad things related to our field.

"Show people the right way to do it." We would, but we don't own every turkey fryer. You've got to follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer.

Good morning from Uggi and the Yule Cat

Oh my god I won’t survive them

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

[powerful black mold crawls out from bathroom stall, posts on social media]: I also lived with Olivia Nuzzi for 4 years

list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 1. Cat photos 2. Infrequent art 3. Being a well-intentioned dumbass

Girl, have some self respect. My god.

On the whole this hasn't been a great year but imo that's all the more reason to recognize when we have wins that show we are not powerless. Right now, the Trump Administration is basically getting routed and/or in retreat on several key fronts. We are not powerless! We can do things! Consider-

Tonight we have had the sort of skies where tourists started crying and, honestly, I get it. 💚

Lol yeah man all that panic over "a Big Mac will cost $15!" if we raise the minimum wage. Well we didn't raise the minimum wage but a Big Mac is $15 now.

People are so dedicated to reading the worst possible meaning into anything anyone else says that’s not immediately exactly what they believe. Everyone else is wrong. You disagree? You must want them to die.

Block freely and block often.

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.

I’m surprised he’s even heard of them, he’s never well informed about ant other questions

Remember the good old days when the who’s who could just get together and unwind with a little human trafficking

I want you to get vaccinated if you can, for everything that you can, to protect both yourself and those who cannot. I used to have this argument about the flu shot. People I know were all "well i'm young and in good health so i don't need to." Do you care about anyone who is not those things?!

"I can see clearly now the rain is gone, There are no popsicles in my way" Always struck me as odd, but it made sense.

Okay, all done with that! Love that I’m not pure enough for accurately talking about the role misogyny has played in our elections for people who probably think it’s not a big deal for a senate candidate to have a Nazi tattoo as long as he says things they agree with.

He should resign for his health. And also for being a shitty senator.

That’s not a winning argument to debate the degrees of badness a thing is.

So my mom and I are having out movie and Scrabble night tonight and I made pumpkin crisp, but forgot to add the milk to the pumpkin mixture. Will it be okay y/n?

They are literally all on drugs. Elon was K’d out in the Oval Office on camera.

I had to pivot on some of my meal planning and ended up making a french toast bake. It’s a good pivot.

shut down is over so i'm getting statements on weeks old stories

I went down to the closest 7-11 for a soda and on the exterior ice cabinet someone had written “Fuck” before the ICE.

I just want to take it away from him

this should not be the case. please call your reps about this insane "you lose all your funding if you work with anyone from China" measure.

this is scientific suicide.

Aw fuck

Ignoring stuff is always an option, up until it kills you.

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

Huge investment in public transportation infrastructure. Massive increase in environmentally conscious rail connectivity. Free people from cars.

Universal Basic Income and Universal Healthcare. Free people from poverty, force employers to create attractive workplaces instead of having the leverage of survival over their employees.

I bet we can make them lose even more

So there is an upside to rising sea levels

What gender is it when you’re basically a cis woman but if you woke up tomorrow with no boobs and no uterus you would throw a fucking party

I went to college for criminology and I remember a professor shutting this shit down so fast when someone tried it by saying "Nope, there are only two types of people who ever need to care about this distinction: the people committing the crimes and the lawyers involved in those cases, THAT'S IT"

Rough week on here for any of us who have been teenage girls / teens with the unwanted attention of adult cis men

With RFK Jr. at the wheel we ALL must remain vigilant. As flu season begins in the US, following the deadliest flu outbreak in children outside of a pandemic since record-keeping began in 2004, pediatricians are taking the lead on vaccine messaging. CDC says NOTHING! www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Most of us wouldn't brag about having a libertarian for a friend Megyn

15-year-olds aren’t “barely legal.” There is no such thing as “underage women” they’re fucking CHILDREN.