Um, I'm gonna overshare a little bit here but I'm like 45% sure I might be in perimenopause. There's just a bunch of small things happening with my body over the past 2 years and I saw a Stat that ND folks can start it between 35-40 and GUESS WHO JUST TURNED 35?!?!

*Taps skeet* I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING WHO ASKED FOR THIS?!

Who asked for this? Show yourselves right now

new 30-50 hogs situation just dropped

I dont know if this is a rap album, a folk album or both but this is a pretty dope cover

Sometimes I have to remember that sometimes, Youtube will recommend something to me, not necessarily because of anything I watched but A. To send me down a rabbit hole or B. It's viral.... Cuz oof, I just had to double kick a few channel recs

And in his honor, on this momentous day, we should all go out and punch a naz-*Gets tackled by men in black suits, telling me not to incriminate myself*

You know who else was deleted after a backlash www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

In unrelated news, there's been more warehouse fires since the initial Ontario, CA fire.......

A barista told me to tell you that your tik tok drinks are stupid and they hate it.

Okay, I have random swelling in my gums beneath one tooth so tomorrow, I have to be brave and call a dentist. Please remind me/send happy thoughts.

LOCKED ACCOUNTS WHEN, @safety.bsky.app

Hey friends, I don't know how long it'll last but my Bram Stoker and Elgin Award-winning poetry collection Mexicans on the Moon is only $7.39 on Amazon. I've never seen it that low so jump on it now if you haven't read it! Much love. a.co/d/0iqa5ksB

Agreed. While I'm of the thinking that he didn't actually want to liberate anyone, he only wanted to burn down the world, I can also see myself as someone who would burn down the world to avenge a murdered love one.

This is NOT what Depeche Mode meant when they did "Personal Jesus"

Every time a man gets outed as a sexual predator, in come the bots claiming to be women SA survivors who would never publicly judge a man for this. Every. Fucking. Time.

Watching the Cinema Wins for Wake Up Dead Man and man, I'm still stunned how stinking good Glenn Close is in this movie. Seriously, everytime I watch the movie and I get to the end, I'm always like "Look at this legend. She still got it!" O'Connor and Craig might be the leads but this is her movie

Literally one of the first things he does is destroy a natural resource that was used for a closed, cultural ritual

Killmonger is the foil to the actual debate of the movie which is between T’chaka and Nakia; Nakia’s values win.

You are wise. :)

we don’t owe the “why didn’t she report it” crowd a single response

fwiw both my boys and my nephews totally rode the KPDH hype train

My husband, who basically has no intentional social media presence, posted this photo of our dog on Mastodon and got like 68 likes and growing. As an experiment, I’m curious how many likes this will get on my romance novel podcast account… #petsofbluesky

Um, we're watching a real volleyball match. It took us a second to get to it but yeah. I feel like this might be my doing

Me: They're in the wrong order. You can't just move the planets around all willy-nilly! The sun goes in the center, you heretic, PEOPLE DIED TO GIVE US THAT INFORMATION! (Tagging @ginerso.bsky.social for Gizmo chaos)

Gizmo is currently using a banana as a phone The kids will be alright

Olay, bought MomJuggler a ring for her upcoming anniversary (Just cuz he's dead doesn't mean we stop partying) but the ring is here and looks smaller than expected? So I might buy a backup ring and a fancy mechanical pencil because she's a total nerd who still uses mechanical pencils

*walks in, exhausted* Pep rally.....and then a play.....the Friday before exams

This has been the longest day ever and I still have 2 hours before I can go home and take off my pants

I did not spend years being told that as a poor teen mom I was responsible for the downfall of society to be told that having *fewer* poor teen moms is the downfall of society. Teen moms can’t win!

It’s time once again for “you do not need to share the horrors in order to communicate that they are horrible. You do not need to imbibe the horrors to bear witness to them. Be kind to yourself and others right now.”

This 😤

I have no words. Other than I am honored and humbled to be nominated alongside such meaningful stories. So proud of the team and the work we did 😭.

"BIllie Eilish and partner Nat Wolff-" BILLIE'S STILL DATING MEN?!?! I thought she was hitting that "I'm just an ally" to "Definitely not straight" to "Yeah, strictly WLW over here" pipeline after the last album? (Not judging BTW, cuz I don't know these people)

Croissant shonen

Okay, I'm having a Big Feeling because I'm trying to get a free.cake cuz it's my birth month but it wouldn't give me a code or anything which means I'd either have to leave my house or pay for it myself and I do realize how small this is in the grand scheme of things..... AND YET

GIRL, GUESS WHO HAS TO TALK THINGS OVER WITH A COWORKER JUST IN CASE ANOTHER COWORKER DECIDES TO COMPLAIN AND CALL ME "AGGRESSIVE"?! (Yes, she is)

I can’t believe that we’re on the brink of nuking Iran because a smart Black man in a tan suit once made fun of a reality tv host.

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

The British Government has blocked Kanye West from entering the U.K. He is supposed to headline Wireless Music Festival in July.

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

Me: I'm perfectly fine. I'm totally handling my burnout fine *in bed watching watching rug cleaning and drain cleaning videos* Me:I can stop whenever I want

Me;Yall k ow what really sucks right now? @aquabrainlives.bsky.social: You Me:..... AB:....... Me: I can't even be mad. That was a clean hit

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