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"A woman and her eyebrows are two separate entities" Me: Agreed

Oh so now it's bad to kill protestors.

So I'm on the Take That episode of Derry Girls and I gotta admit, how the show bounces between slice of life, average teenage mischief and "OH GOD, THIS *IS* THE TROUBLES, SWEET FENIAN BABY JESUS!" Also, it hits differently when the National Guard is in your city and we likewise gave *handwaves*

I'm rewatching the episode of ER with Carter's kidney transplant and OMG, I FORGOT THIS IS THE ERNEST BORGNINE EPISODE OH MY HEART😭😭😭

Mitch, we will avenge you

Just sent a complaint through Google play

If you have time to doom scroll, you have time to read books!

Make him famous!

Everyone joking about how I'm next, I'd have to be seen as human for that to happen.

I NEED THE SONS OF POSIDEON TO STOP FALLING OFF CLIFFS!! I HAVE BOOK PTSD

Update: I was struck with the urge to make a rant video about something I hate and successfully fought it So now you all might be getting a video on what I call Bugs Bunny Physics and why it's important

We happen to be watching the 1st ep of the Apple TV docu-series on Marty Scorsese tonight and Thelma Schoonmaker showed up & I wanted to make sure she’s alive and well and found that TODAY IS HER BIRTHDAY fuck yeah what a queen en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thelma_...

Teacher: Hey, they just sprung this on us. Can you help the kids with it? Me, a full grown adult at her literal job: BUT THIS IS DUMB, WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS?!

Okay, I gotta go back to work but I'm 3 episodes in to my first watch of Derry Girls and I already loved Nicola Coughlan and I love her even more now.

I'm a literal drug expert and when I try to post educational videos they get taken down half the time by social media platforms, but the environment-destroying robot can just say whatever to children. Cool system we've got here. Maybe it should change

Today is a holiday for anyone who has ever said “why isn’t there a white history month”

Help me not lose my house… Venmo: venmo.com/u/philmandel...

I need Annabeth's dress in my size please because the draping?!?! The pleating?!?!

Hey friends, I was really hoping it wouldn't come to this, but I've set up a Go-Fund-Me. We're really struggling and I dont have a lot of options right now. gofund.me/ee8dce70c

Imagine them as your own has been the rallying call in my head, at this point how could they be anything else to me? gofund.me/124a7c49

Edith Renfrow Smith, who witnessed two world wars and the birth of penicillin, television and artificial intelligence — as well as the end of statutory racial segregation in the US — died at home in Chicago on January 2, aged 111, her friend told Reuters reut.rs/49m6bab

Hold up, let em cook!!

Also what happens when you decide to write/create the really ambitious project before you really get your feet under you as an artist. Big projects are a challenge for even seasoned vets but doing it before you really know your strengths and having the fan pressure as well? Sounds rough

current vibe

He's a white man instead of a minority so I can't wait to hear how somehow he's trans.

Finish it by singing the Sesame Street pinball number song!!

Watching Mr. Malcolm's List (Not the same cast as this but same premise and still blind casted) and yeah, I'm giggling and kicking my feet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WIc...

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

I just googled "How to hide money in overseas accounts" and I want to assure the FBI agent monitoring my computer that it's for a book I SWEAR

I've.plucked my emotional support chin hair. 😢

As the deadline to register for WSFS membership approaches (January 31), it's a great time to toss in some recs of art you loved from 2025! #HugoAwards

Something I think about constantly is a line from the Kdrama Healer. "My dad told me to have 2 hobbies. Keep your top favorite as a hobby and make the second favorite your job. That's why he's a lawyer with a café." That line has kept me from monetizing my hobbies many times. At least my top ones

I say this often but it bears repeating: if you make your money from creating art then you NEED to find an art or craft where you just do it for fun and don't try to be perfect or make any money from it, and when anyone tells you to monetise it you say 'No', because otherwise your soul will die.

bitch please take a shower log off, eat apple activate your vagus nerve

For people that feel helpless, this period is so tough but there's ways to help for anyone. Go out there support Venezuelan ppl and artists living in it as they prepare for unpredictable times Here is a starter pack of artists with commissions or donations open as well: go.bsky.app/8daQmpX

My late cat Toby

For those who want my thoughts on it boxd.it/cqOLZ1

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

*Presses my face against the proverbial glass because I'm broke and have too much yarn I need to knit before I can justify buying new yarn* Sooooooooooon

Let's do this

kind of wild that in the span of like 20 years we've circled all the way back around to "get a film camera and never post any photos of yourself or anyone else really online ever" being the most reasonable position

Hello. If you are a journalist involved with this headline, I think you should pull some people with expertise into the loop urgently. happy to give names

Artists, if you use the alt text option to write “image”, I will mute you and never see your work again. Either use alt text or don’t, but don’t bait people who need accessibility tools.

Percy Jackson episode CC's Spa writers: AND REMEMBER KIDS, THAT'S WHY THE MOST DANGEROUS AND TOXIC WENCH YOU'LL MEET WILL CALL THEMSELVES A EMPATH!!

Okay let's do this.