Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette

As someone with addicts in my family, I know I can't go anywhere near gambling and then I get very rude reminders of that fact whenever I watch marble racing

Me: *Finishes editing 20 minute of podcast episode in two sittings* Me:....... Me: This better not be that "Exercising improves your mental health and gives you more energy for your hobbies" BS cuz if that turned out to be the truth, Imma be PISSED

Okay, Listening to Harry's House while I edit and one song reminded me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ6Z...

This is the point in Sim City where you’re like well I’m fucked

*in the bathroom this morning doing my hair* *Hears Gizmo running and yelling* MomJuggler: She's not in there! That's what you get! Me: *Rips open door* YOU TRYING TO JUMP ME? MJ: He was Gizmo: *Delighted screeching and running*

Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

Want to avoid explosive diarrhea? Pass it on

Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.

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So Gizmo has a thing where before he goes to bed, he runs from my room to MomJuggler's room (They're across the hall) and I finally have it documented cuz he is LOUD and usually running at top speed Tagging @ginerso.bsky.social and @lachategris.bsky.social

There's nothing quite like having a conversation with MomJuggler and realizing Gizmo is, indeed, trying climbing into the couch cover Me: GET OUT OF THERE! Gizmo, both legs in:

Saw something driving Elissa to work this morning. Had to stop and take a picture.

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

Okay, I have a few things I wanna add to the discourse of The New Nolan Movie but as an unserious person who will likely not actually see it in theater 1. Odysseys' kid name is used in one of my favorite Bluey episodes and I just think that's funny www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O8a...

The packaging for both looks like the photos below. They're sold everywhere, including in our little mountain town. And for infants and elders, or those who are immunocompromised/immunosuppressed or with certain other conditions, cyclosporiasis can indeed kill.

I just saw someone saw that they thought Hwasa from Mamamoo was a AI girl version of BTS' J-Hope and THE WHIPLASH I FEEL IN THIS MOMENT

Blaming Taco Bell feels hella racist and you can't convince me otherwise.

I’ve asked it before and I’ll ask it again- people who try to shove their way onto the metro before the people on the metro can exit, why are you the way you are?

Squats and weights down. Upon deeper inspection, I *am* in fact getting better at this but I'm also feeling the soreness in new places now Also, the fat on my arms is shifting so now new skin is getting irritated when I fold my arms in certain ways. This bites

I gotta workout but it's funny to me that people are saying that Billionaire Lady had to get married in a sporting arena for privacy reasons......When we have no information about Zendaya and Tom Holland's wedding other than her dress was beautiful and that it in fact has already happened

JUSTICE FOR TACO BELL!!!

Taco Bell has been running ahead of the federal fucking government at every turn, please do not slander this noble restaurant chain

Washing produce DOES NOT kill cyclospora. ONLY HEAT KILLS CYCLOSPORA. Further, Taco Bell actually pulled lettuce from their menu in advance. Taylor Farms, where the lettuce is actually from, has done nothing. Taylor Farms is one of the largest lettuce producers in the country.

"what radicalized you?" "when i was 7 i watched a chicken sing a sad protest song in jail, a mother rabbit sacrifice her own food to feed her children, and a badger cleric get arrested for standing up to injustice."

LG monitors are now prompting Windows to download and install their "monitor app" without asking user permission, and it's happening with monitors as old as three years. I've never heard of anything like this with a piece of hardware that wasn't a criminal attempt to access a computer.

yes the Odyssey is getting 5* reviews but does it have one of the UK's top 50 museum cafés and free parking? your move, Matt Damon

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

The cutest kitten.

WARNING — YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DERIVE ANY JOY FROM THE CUTENESS OF THIS KITTEN UNLESS YOU SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS.

Hello, I just saw someone post about what PJO cabin the BTS members are in & they were wrong so here's my list. NamJoon: Athena Jin and Jimin: Aphrodite Suga: Ares J-Hope: Hermes or Dionysus V and JungKook: Apollo I am willing to argue about whether my Sope assessment is right but that's it

My conspiracy theory is that this has something to do with all the nursing professions being discredited.

The Odyssey poster with the nonsensical Greek letters is fan-made, NOT official, but genuine Hollywood movies constantly throw the Cyrillic backwards R and N, and the 3 in Slavic/Cold War settings, so keep your powder dry

Everything will be fine but I can't get unstuck from my anger and I'm hungry and I wanna cry

I think one reason data center outrage is so pronounced is people spent decades recycling and composting and otherwise scrimping to offset energy use and protect clean water, and the second we hit an inflection point for cheap electricity the banking industry said we’re taking all of it, fuck you

You guys remember when Hollywood tried to make Josh Lucas a thing? youtu.be/UkOysJrlTmk?...

Meta glasses ad vandalized in London https://manualdousuario.net/en/they-live-meta-glasses-kylie-jenner/

The worst part about trying to eat more fruits and veggies is that Gizmo is in his fruit period and is eating up my stuff before I can eat it I AM BEING SABOTAGED IN MY OWN HOUSE BY MY OWN PEOPLE!!!* (*Mom replaces it and I regularly steal fries/nuggets from him**) (**Still sabotage though)

I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS

I want you so bad i can’t even speak But i can’t have you…

If you can help we’d greatly appreciate it.

It's simpler than this: men want a loyal wife and kids, but for that wife to still be fun and easy-going and down for anything, and for the kids to require no work or commitment and the woman to get nothing in a(n effortless) separation. They know what they want, it just doesn't exist.

Literally only got it cuz @aquabrainlives.bsky.social got the first letter right and I guessed my butt off so hard WORDLE, YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM OUR LAWYERS

Hello. By now you are no doubt aware that there is a “nationwide outbreak” of a “diarrhea parasite.” I have returned from my travels in the lands of diarrhea, and also the ER, to share this wisdom: do not get the diarrhea parasite

Squats and weights done. Had to do it in backwards order but that was fine Ow

why does it feel like nobody can make anything anymore

Halfway through my workout and I am once again asking when am I ever gonna be good at this?

Just a little short of $25k going to @wck.org at the moment. You could pick up the bundle and fiddle with the donation sliders to give World Central Kitchen more, and that would be groovy. www.humblebundle.com/books/john-s...