kalshi this is your lawyer speaking. i’m advising you to move this rule even lower than #4

YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.

🎉 Wonderful news—so far, 45 countries from all over the world + the EU have committed to attending the Conference in Santa Marta to work towards an equitable phaseout of fossil fuels. 💪

On this Trans Day of Visibility, please enjoy & learn something from this fascinating & clarifying read from @madeline-eppley.bsky.social, @andylee.bsky.social, Robert Dellinger & @allydefduf.bsky.social Read👉 onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.... (🙏 for this excellent work & actionable recs!)

It's finally happening!

lying face down with your eyes open is a kind of grantwriting

This is why after "punish the villains" we are doing "toddler new deal." National policies like treat people the way you want to be treated, clean up after yourself, share your toys

a woman came up to me the other day and she says, mister president. the economy was so bad. but you did it. and now it's a donut economy. (he does the hand motions) a donut economy folks. i think maybe some of you could probably do without a donut. but the economy, you can again. donut economy

I keep saying this and none of you believe me, but here's the truth. Here's the difficult truth. This is SSP3-RCP1.9

start a mixed methods lab, they said. it'll diversify your funding, they said

Easy: Billions season 5 finale “your billions? They’re gone”

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how it felt submitting one grant that was due today knowing that i had two grants due tomorrow that i still hadn't started

new Julio Torres special… finally someone does something useful in 2026…

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losing 1 million per day is insane

Words considered "woke" are vanishing from National Science Foundation proposals.

Israel abolished the death penalty for ordinary crimes in 1954. Today they voted to bring it back — exclusively for Palestinians.

More than 100 Palestinian detainees have already died in Israeli custody since October 2023. Dozens are still disappeared. Over 9,300 Palestinians sit in Israeli detention right now, including 350 children. Hundreds could face execution under this law.

Gonna need to cool off before I post about this one

BREAKING: Israel's Knesset has passed a law to execute Palestinian detainees. Death by hanging. Mandatory sentencing. No pardon. 90 days to carry out. It applies through military courts with a 96% conviction rate. It does not apply to Israelis.

We proposed a working theory of this seven months ago that has held up incredibly well www.statnews.com/2025/08/15/c...

"J-pilled" means "skeptical of Israeli influence" the same way that "arbeit macht frei" means "a preference for including work requirements in certain types of housing programs."

why did Yale just ban e-bikes from their campus 😭

reading a book about a bad person will in fact turn you into one. authors are lying to you about this because they’re all bad people themselves

its the 21st century. we eating macroplastics now

They should invent sheets that aren’t terrible when you buy them

Everybody thinks they can pull off a funny paper title. Like wearing a leather jacket, only 1 out of 100 folks can. Odds are against you. Don't do it.

You’re laughing. Rahm Emanuel is in a dom/sub relationship with a salad and you’re laughing

Over the last 25 years, six people who contracted measles in the U.S. died from it. A model built by Stanford researchers predicts that if Americans could no longer get the vaccine, measles could kill about 290,000 people in the next 25 years.

What's something that experts/practitioners in your field are divided on, and you have to maintain a bit of a poker face about, so you’re presenting the claim here without necessarily endorsing it either way, even though you actually have a strong opinion that’s the basis of several work groupchats?

Star Trek: The Next Generation, possibly the best television show ever, is not about spaceships shooting lasers at each other, it is about a man who represents the best of us trying to teach his robot son to be human while debating whether humans even deserve to exist with his best frenemy, God.

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

Do you know how wild it is to go to UConn and hit the best shot in school history

galah 2.2.0 is on CRAN! 📦 🛡️ Authorised users can access sensitive data from the command line 🌏 GBIF gets full support for predicate or DOI queries, new support for the Flemish and Kew Gardens portals 🗂️ We’ve tidied scripts to be more versatile, efficient & consistent galah.ala.org.au/R/ #rstats

lol fuck here we go

The values of Star Trek, as very clearly set out by Gene Roddenberry, are as much peace, communism, and sex as the network brass will let you put on screen, and you can certainly argue about how successful any of it is, but that's what's on the menu when the Alexander Courage fanfare plays

I'll say this about Weir, it must really suck to be in an argument about Star Trek against Gene Roddenberry

some challenging personal news: i have come around to the concept of tony tony chopper

Birth of a Nation had (and still has!) effects on racial hate and violence. Also side note, Desmond Ang is a shining example of how academic economics changed for the better in recent decades. Most Improved Discipline. gated: www.aeaweb.org/articles/pdf...

now coming into focus, the truth is more depressing: lawsky and perhaps bluesky at large is 2019 science twitter, and faces its first coterie of villains who have correct politics but think that entitles them to professionally unacceptable behavior. i grieve for your group dms as they parse this out

ME: Why did Dracula go to the baseball game? ME: Because he wanted to see the bats. 🙂 WARDEN: Maybe the worst choice of last words I've ever heard. Ok, he's ready. Throw the switch. ME: (does not die no matter how high they crank the voltage, but does feel exponentially increasing amount of pain)

Why is Nami always carrying around a ginormous sack. Girl buy a damn basket

"Taken together, these results indicate that conclusions about AI performance in weather forecasting remain highly sensitive to how extremes are defined, which hazards are considered & where the extreme events occur. This underscores the need for consensus-driven, standardized evaluation protocols."

the Netflix One Piece insta social media manager is No Kings posting

new IKEA throw is an instant hit

ah geez i hadn't considered that. sorry everyone

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