Let me delete my posts from last night and see if they hiring. 😂😂😂

She should have just taken photos with the rest of us. Welp.

It never even occurred to me to take anything after I didn’t get a t-shirt throw.

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes. Always somebody to take it too far. Welp.

Whew chile this is not the time to be fired. Wow.

New Yorkers think they’re so much cooler than everyone else with their Zohran Mamdani and their leftist congressional candidates and their championship trophy and they are correct

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OKAY PANTS

Just…

That’s a thing I notice about New Orleans. You gotta clean your silver more. Like… I’m lazy. WOTTICE.

I’m sad the trophy will be gone by the time I go back home. Could have had a whole afternoon and taken my jewelry in for cleaning. Dah well.

I had to replace my snoopy phone case with something from a different manufacturer and I am not pleased. Hoping it will grow on me.

Watching a breakdown of game 4 and I agree. When they got it to 15 I pretty much went catatonic. Because HOW!?!?!? Also… FUCKING HOW?!??!!?!? My nerves went so bad I couldn’t even speak.

I used to always say you can spot a New Yorker because we ain’t never been nowhere.

This doesn’t shock me at all. People from my city go nowhere. Or to Atlanta.

the guys from death are in detroit for a fune because their brother died. they posted a pic in front of arethas detroit home.

Fuck Wemby. Forever. Bitch assed nigga. 🗣️ eYE’m iN yOuR hEAd bOy

Looking like a bitch assed loser.

Homicides in Baltimore are now at a 50-year low under Mayor Brandon Scott.

They sell frozen White Castles in Robert. This will also require ketchup and pickles. 🤔🤔🤔

My favorite place closed too. Every single time I go home I get pissed.

I fucking love this place. 🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙

Aiight. Going outside to watch soccer and eat crawfish tomorrow.

The way the labor is just expected. Only a black woman is expected to show up to a job she didn’t get and do the work for free. Like please go die in a fire.

Moved states.

Black women are uniquely expected to suffer painful losses and somehow still show up smiling and happy and ready to work for everybody else. Fuck that.

There’s a Krystal on Bourbon Street. That’s telling me everything I need to know about Krystal.

Yes I’m on Zillow 😂😂😂

Some of the places I looked at in NYC were horrible. Like, all the shit you see on the internet but worse - because a weird assed real estate nigga in your face acting like you should be happy to be there.

I don’t have a childcare burden. I have a “find a place where I can park my car and have a washer and dryer that isn’t in dire need of a gut renovation” burden.

200,000+ Black New Yorkers have been forced out of NYC over the last 20 years because of costs. After rent, child care is the largest cost families face. So we’re making universal child care a reality. Families have until this Friday, June 26, to apply for a 2-K seat this fall at myschools.nyc.

This is the fourth time I’ve spotted myself in someone else’s parade video. 🫠🫠🫠 Glad I wasn’t acting a whole fool.

People want bw as certified mascots and when we say no, we’re the problem. “Oh now is all about identity politics, what about the greater good???” and to that I say, Girl, fuck you!!!

LMAO @ nah she ugly, T. 😂😂😂

1. She’s not tom Brady’s wife anymore. 2. Tom Brady isn’t her father so why does SHE need to shout him out? Them kids old enough. 3. Her new baby daddy doesn’t deserve a Father’s Day post because she fucked a football player a decade ago? Thanks for letting us know you a bitch, Bart Scott.

I don’t know if I’m going to get back over 300# ever again, but it won’t be because I didn’t try.

I think people would be less inclined to call that woman ugly if she wasn’t so terrible on the inside TOO.

She definitely wasn’t winning any beauty contests.

New Orleans man becomes first in Louisiana functionally cured of sickle cell disease: https://www.wafb.com/2026/06/23/new-orleans-man-becomes-first-louisiana-functionally-cured-sickle-cell-disease/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_

Good morning people in my phone. My deadlifts felt WAY better today than they did Friday.

AYOOOOOO

I gotta say. It’s beautiful outside rn. I love it here. Go outside, New Orleans.

A comeback? Okay Mr. Met.

A black woman answered the phone. Let’s see how this goes.

Both of y’all know me way better than this. I’m laughing like shit. 😂😂😂

Flea really 64 years of age with a toddler. Like…

I have banked at Chase so long my account number is six digits. That shit is about to end TODAY. Give me back all my fucking money.

I find it so interesting how people can’t answer the simplest questions when they are dead the fuck wrong. I really don’t want to bank at Chase anymore. Because what the actual fuck.

The lunch in question

Okay so I said I was going to start looking for jobs today. Instead I: Watched basketball highlights. Took myself to lunch. Watched more basketball highlights. I do see one job worth looking into but it’s probably fake. 🫠🫠🫠