If I was going to graduation this weekend where would you send me and my people to eat? (Howard. This is about Howard.)

The little area downstairs with the food and the seats. What a time we had.

Maybe I feel that way because the meadowlands are what they are but sincerely, that place is amazing.

This is vv wild. What kind of upgrades does that place need? It’s a fucking palace.

They flew to Philly? That’s so fucking wasteful. How long you in the air for? 78 seconds?

I don’t wish that shit on anyone.

Charlotte dead fucking wrong here. LMAO

Off the wall

They make you pay to park in Queens Place. LIC is a fucking gauntlet. This one is like spacious and happy and full of all kinds of ways to leave broke you hadn’t considered.

What I will say is this. The Costco here? Bitch. I wish I was less of an introvert. They got gas. Furniture. Tires. Eyeglasses. Alcohol. BIDETS. My old Costco does NOT compete or compare but nobody talks to you either. Welp.

I think my issue is the small talk. Like fam just complete the transaction. You don’t give one shit about me or my life. It’s so weird to me and I fear my personality is just that fucked up.

Finally walked into Costco to remove my dad from my account. I handed the person working a New York issued death certificate. I gave him a 646 number. EYE SOUND LIKE MY BLOCK. Please see the image for today’s fit. “Where you from?” I’m tired. I’m just trying to disappear.

Someone on the clock app said if the Knicks actually pull this shit off with Mamdani as mayor the reelection beat down is going to be even worse than what happened to Cuomo. Y’all gotta be easy fam. I’m all for youthful exuberance but this is turning into “when I win the lotto” type chat.

And now that I see the reason for those posts… Anti vaccine thoughts and conspiracy theories. Fuck that guy.

(I don’t actually want to go home but today’s outfit is more appropriate for NY weather than this glorious weather down here)

Realizing I either need more warm weather Knicks attire or to go home. It’s going up to 81° today. This hoodie ain’t gonna get it.

So anyway any good murder mystery recommendations with no smut are appreciated.

I’m pretty sure it was going to turn into a men’s romance novel - where all the crime solving falls to the wayside for smut with a woman they allegedly can’t stand and it made me think of the red pill incels. Wild.

So I got fooled by a book cover and lasted about 42 pages this morning. Rather than a clean homicide and investigation, we’re expected to endure banter between the detective and the DA that was weird as fuck. Only for the detective’s inner monologue to talk about how much he dislikes the DA.

And absolutely no one should have to work more than one job to take care of their basic needs — food, transportation, housing, healthcare, etc.

It closed in 2016 and their last event was a nazi affiliated punk rock show? I do hope the bartender landed okay but yeah fuck that place.

Good morning people in my phone. Happy Thursday.

Santos Party House.

If you get that reference SCHEDULE YOUR COLONOSCOPY

The south got something to say.

BING BONG PLAY THE FUCKING SONG

Maybe three is the magic number. 🤔

Y’all. Monica had my ass transfixed this whole second half. I just feel like her and Clyde or her and Breen would be 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

My guy!!!

Wait that’s Jefferson. I was too quick on the draw. Still Monica for ME.

So the whole first half I was driving and listening to ESPN radio. Monica and some white dude. Excellent. I get in my house and it’s fucking Reggie Miller. So now I’m about to have the radio on. Because no

If we friends, you can always hold me accountable. If I fucked up, let me know. I’m still learning and growing every day and accept criticism if it’s genuine.

They going after sis and bringing Fox News with them and somehow this will be spun as something other than what it is to placate that base. Whenever this whole thing is adjudicated and thrown out it won’t matter because they got their message out first. So anyway it’s Wednesday.

✋🏾

So I’m just wondering if there’s a hard r in the brief

I fucking love this.

Anyway live a life where you’re remembered for the good you put out into the world and don’t have people waiting actively for your demise.

Sometimes it would be the third or fourth before my legs would move.

When I first started CrossFit I would listen to the first few innings in my car with John and Suzyn. Because exhausted. I never missed an out. I remember not really enjoying them at first. Then it was soothing. Like bitch you finished this is your reward.

Ain’t not one person wanting to go to the game responsible for them not being able to score the other night.

So I’m to believe that Knicks fans are so unhinged that selling us tickets (AT A FUCKING PREMIUM) to a game in Philly is SO detrimental that they’re just going to cancel people’s orders? Hey Siri, play “the bitch in yoo” by Common Sense.

Yep. Because my daddy and Nyla ain’t got NO fucking business being dead during the playoffs. Like bitch this ain’t in the manual! I really gotta watch basketball by myself the rest of my fucking life? Not the vibe I’m going for.

My best friend hit his weight loss goal. I think I gained all the weight he lost.

I’m convinced this shit is happening because silence was never in their list of outcomes and ✌🏾order✌🏾must be restored. Can’t fight the battles you started so here you are disturbing someone else’s peace instead of laying in the bed you and your people made. Trash.

I will say this, though. Carl Thomas sounds like the record in real life no help.

That part. Did she really think she was gonna leave her stable home and family for a cable knit sweater and smooth vocals? WILDING

This is also now my favorite Kaiju.

Y’all doing THREE much talking World Series. Sincerely it’s weird.

That’s not weird.