You're eating fried shrimp, I'm eating rice fried by shrimp. We are not the same.

Grammar: Ending sentences with a preposition: This is where the new weather system is coming from. Where is the bathroom at. This is what we are playing for. This is what they are all guilty of.

- posts primarily to be read by imaginary friends "Wow, did you catch "Chinese Club Mix at a Senior Center?" "Best thing that happened to my Friday night, how about you?"

“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

to the surprise of no one, dinner tonight featured cucumber salad (with basil and tomato from my garden)

Nerds are just making hay out of the Vonnegut asshole Anthropic chose as a logo, aren't they

Horrifying. Their 4yo kids taken away from them for a couple of days—interviewed without other adults present by people they didn’t know. This was all based on a bizarre accusation that could’ve been easily dismissed w/o involving the children. This is not how these processes are supposed to work.

I don’t say this to brag, but I have worked in and around comic shops for over 20 years, and own over 20k comics THAT I HAVE (mostly) ACTUALLY READ. The odds are that I know more about comics than you, okay? The new Supergirl movie is a great time. See it. Have fun. Take a breath.

PAULA WHITE: Nobody has stood up like you have stood up TRUMP: *sitting* *asleep*

Speaking as someone who grew up in the US south and played on metal slides: yes, please do something. If we're not gonna slow climate change, the very least we can do is make the children comfortable as we kill their future.

Finally we can be rid of the Haitians whose voodoo spells have turned hardworking Americans into hideous Nosferatu-like worms whose brains have rotted from decades of uncontrollable racist rage. by Stephen Miller

This is only for my fellow gingers: Am I the only one who thinks to myself “I’m Tilda Swinton-ing and brave for doing so” when I leave the house without mascara on?

Wet’suwet’en Tsimshian singer-songwriter Mercedes Brown spoke with Tiar Wheatle on her recently released debut album, featuring a poem she wrote and it becoming her first single as well as her musical ambitions.

I *wish* the Democrats would be even a quarter as proactive as Johnson describes here.

because waves are sneaky

Read "Woman of Tomorrow", the mini it was based on a few years ago & while I like Lobo I don't remember there being a Lobo shaped hole in the story. Then again the original had her horse & there was more travelling on ships/space busses between planets, so they obvs changed it a bit for the film.

(Bloomberg) - SpaceX’s blockbuster bond sale is weakening so quickly in the secondary market that traders say they can’t recall another recent deal that widened this sharply. @bloomberg.com #$SPCX www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

ever since i was a little girl, i always wanted to verify my identity with a six-digit code for every single time i log into the illinois liquor control website.

Babe wake up, new industrial band five-album discography just dropped

"Our bodies are precise machines" Does this person have a human body? Because everyone i know has a body inhabited by chaos gremlins.

There isn't reporting. There is a whole ass Senate intelligence report along with his testimony on front of the debate intelligence committee

BTW, the reward for the missing giraffe was only 5k which seems REALLY LOW all things considered

Been watching THE BEAR and it just hit me: we need a father/son movie with David Fichtner and Jeremy Allen White. A thriller, a cop movie, something. Just manifesting it out there :)

shrimp kitty 🍤

The Trump administration wants to deter any organizing efforts that effectively interrupt its agenda—using indictments to make a chilling example of a few, writes Jenna Ruddock. But using Signal, making zines and watching the watchers are all constitutionally protected activities.

We really, really need some in-depth, long-term reporting on deportations in Springfield and the effect on the life and economy of the town and region. Trump made this a test case of his opposition to immigration. Let's see the results.

Where are my 3d printing peeps at?!

Joyful? I don't have a customer service job and I like a lot of my co-workers, but I still don't find myself feeling joyful at work on a regular basis.

They found the giraffe. She said she was teleported to a Waffle House and woke up in a bathtub with her kidney missing.

Snail slowly making its way across a mossy wall this afternoon #bugsky #mollusc

Who is gonna design dogs like this

we need more education about how the long-term punishment of Haitians is crucial to the white supremacist project a proof-point for them about why you should never rise up, how you can never be free

NEW: @opb.org and ProPublica found that water from one of Oregon’s most iconic rivers, the Deschutes, is largely given away to wealthy landowners who are turning the high desert green with lush pastures and landscaping.

The Thunder Bay Police Service is put InFocus on this episode with guest host Dennis Ward speaks with journalist Jon Thompson | Listen here:

The increasing “go along or get out” messaging from conservatives should be alarming to everyone. I’d doubt we’re going to have fair elections if those elections happen at all.

youtube.com/shorts/Ua8ck... If you have any questions pop them in the comments.Except that c b c always has their comment section shut off

taking this article at face value, it misses the point. as someone who was in polite society dc when chapo/dirtbag leftism/whatever caught on, the appeal wasn’t “leftism justifies being mean,” it was not treating genuinely evil political positions with respect or legitimacy they got everywhere else

"Grandpa made all of his money from his sugar business during the 1800s" Us:

CBS staff, you have one job and that is to incept Bari Weiss into believing she can win over Isaac Chotiner.

BREAKING: Nicholas Rossi, the man who fled from the United States to Scotland after he appeared to fake his own death to avoid rape charges, has died 🚨

Say what you want about the past, but at least everybody dressed better.

Grocery run. This is the Canadian Forces Search and Rescue helicopter doing a practice run to the hospital. Yes, it’s giving M*A*S*H vibes.

I'll review Regime Change for @thetyee.ca next month: nymag.com/intelligence...

King of the grasslands.

Silly argument mom and I are having over how to say draconian. Mom pronounces like Dracula. I say it like Drake. The sources agree with me.

Setting aside the fact that the idea of “Ross Douthat” and “sex” together is the worst mix since stuffing-flavored jelly beans and twice as nauseating, Louise Perry is to healthy feminism as chronic BV is to vaginas. No good for anyone.

Very Boston Dude™ across the aisle on this train just called...apparently a courthouse?...to ask if his son made bail. He also put his folded electric scooter in the seat opposite him, instead of at his feet or trying the overhead rack