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Accountability for January 6th is coming. It's a must if we want to move forward as a country. Jack Smith is just the man for the job, no matter how long it takes & I'm here for it! youtu.be/m-1uLWn-Nw4?...

He's the Boss, and he's been denied the recognition that he deserves for being a helluva intelligent musician and doing so much good for the music industry!

When the Democrats were in charge, the US still bullied Europe on everything. It sent weapons to Ukraine, but it lobbied against any attempt by the EU at coordinating arms purchases for better efficiency since those would not be imported from the US. The problem isn't Trump. It's America. It's you.

From Mark Twain: If you had two immortal children and they each broke one of your rules once, would YOU have sentenced them and all their descendants to death?

List of things with names 8. The tiny plastic table placed in the middle of a pizza box is called a box tent. #joke

Attributed to Yogi Bera: 23. Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel. #joke

Book titles Different Types of People by Archie Types #joke 90 of n

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No Accounting for Taste: 24. What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant. #joke

Car jokes: Q: Why did Ford make a new heated tailgate? A: So your hands stay warm when you're pushing it back home in the winter. #joke 10 of n

We cannot let them get away with pretending a sitting US Senator is alive when he’s not.

Mad Scientist: "I am going to conquer half of the WORLD! <evil laugh> Confused Minion: "Um, er, Why only half the world, my evil leader?" Mad Scientist: "Because I am a SCIENTIST and I need a control group."

JUST IN: Over 1,200 former DOJ employees just signed a letter urging the Senate to REJECT Todd Blanche's nomination for Attorney General.

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Iranian forces struck three commercial vessels in the Strait of Hormuz on July 7, the highest single-day attack count since April. The U.S. responded with military strikes and revoked a license authorizing Iranian oil sales, sending shockwaves through global energy markets that depend on the critic…

The Department of Justice appealed three more voter roll losses Monday, ensuring that every defeat in President Donald Trump’s nationwide campaign to obtain unredacted state voter data is now in or headed to the federal appeals courts. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

I asked the librarian where I could find a book on difficult childbirths. She told me to look in the C-Section.

Jesus: I shall turn water into wine. Judas: Actually wine is 85% water so that's only 15% miracle. Jesus: This is literally the WORST betrayal! #joke

List of things with names 7. The sheen or light you see when you close your eyes and press your hand on them is called phosphenes. #joke

Attributed to Yogi Bera: 22. Pair up in threes. #joke

Book titles Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago #joke 89 of n

PROTOLOL jokes Unfortunately you need MIB files to understand the best SNMP jokes. #protolol #joke

No Accounting for Taste: 23. What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humor. #joke

Car jokes: Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual? A. The bus schedule. #joke 9 of n

A baseball player brought a rope to the game so he could tie the score. #joke

It was obvious that the library was on fire. There were volumes of smoke. #joke

The story about the broken pencil was totally pointless. #joke

I mean if any state was to be found to be creating half camel half donkeys in a lab it would be Florida tho

The Super El Niño may be good for Florida. The NOAA is forecasting a total of 8-14 named storms (winds of 39 mph or higher). Of those, 3-6 are forecast to become hurricanes (winds of 74 mph or higher), including 1-3 major hurricanes (category 3, 4 or 5 with winds of 111 mph or higher).

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this Angel Gator Pin. He gets to go to heaven because he ate a racist, which is actually incredibly easy to do when you live in Florida. collabs.shop/wlio3k

People are claiming that Mitch McConnell being braindead disqualifies him from being a member of Congress. Honesty, after watching Congress for decades, I assumed that was a *qualification* for being in Congress.

No, No, No. they are time traveling, eco-friendly, entrepreneurial pirates, trying to save us all from skynet.

Can we pry it from your cold dead hands now?

Guess its time for Andy Beshear to replace him with a Democrat, then. Thanks for the update.

>Everybody use AI or you're fired >Wait stop it's too expensive >Don't use it for menial tasks >Only use it for important work stuff >If you're going to use it for important stuff make sure it's correct >Let me know if you have any questions!

One way to force the issue @govandybeshear.bsky.social is to proceed under the assumption that he’s dead or incapacitated. Appoint a successor. Make it clear as you do that if Sen. McConnell appears and challenges your act you will happily set it aside.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life. -- John Lennon

List of things with names 6. The prongs on a fork are called tines. #joke

Attributed to Yogi Bera: 21. We have deep depth. #joke

Book titles Angry Commuters by Adelaide Train #joke 88 of n

PROTOLOL jokes The best thing about 404 jokes is... wait, damnit, it's around here somewhere. (Hey look, there's a 302 joke over there!) #protolol #joke

No Accounting for Taste: 22. There are just two rules for creating a successful accountancy business: 1. Don't tell them everything you know. 2. [Redacted]. #joke

Car jokes: Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy? A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards. #joke 8 of n

The tallest building in the world is a library. It has the most stories. #joke

Principles are used to make rules. #joke