So fun trying to get tape onto my back by myself to prevent my sports bra from continuing to chafe my burn spots.

Summerass weather tonight means it’s fucking loud. Every fan on in the house. Windows open so all the noise of cars driving by. Mockingbird fucking going AT It doing nighttime car alarm noises. Sweating just lying here. Truly the worst time of year to try to relax.

I wish to go home and see if more dahlias came up during the afternoon. I have a feeling 3 of the remaining four will come up this week bc it's going to be warm*, and then the last one I bought this past weekend should be on its way by June. *hot for me but probably nice if you are a dahlia tuber.

every time i look at the waterfall photo, i wish to go back to this exact moment in time. i would change nothing, i would just Be There For Longer.

Oh god I am definitely going to have to get on the phone with the airline about trying to change our flight. The reservation is changeable but I am not sure it's changeable in a "break apart the two legs to allow for three days in Dublin" kind of way, and I feel sick to my stomach.

I don't love Mondays, but a nice thing about Mondays is one of my favorite colleagues is here in the mornings, and we always spend the first fifteen minutes of the day talking about flowers.

Five of my ten dahlias have sprouted! One dahlia tuber rotted (it was is suspicious condition when I planted it so after a month of no activity, I duh around and yeah, there was just roughly tuber-shaped mush), so I replaced it with (shhh) two cafe au lait tubers.

Good news I have had crab enchiladas, perfect cranberry beans, and avocado for breakfast.

Sweated so much my sports bra has chafed in new and exciting ways which means I gotta acquire some KT tape to cover these hot spots. I love being blessed with big naturals, nothing makes me feel sexier than raw welts on my back and ribcage.

Does anyone have a paramount + log we can borrow for the evening so Pete can watch some, in his words, “dumb UFC fight where they’ve been doing some next level shit talking”?

Okay first official long run tomorrow bewcuse it involves a six am wakeup on account of there’s no fog in the forecast so I have to run 9 miles before 9 am or i will boil to death.

going to have to put a sign on my office door that says "don't worry, you don't have to ask me about marathon training because i will tell you about it anyway."

the news the last couple days is very

I am not enjoying my big power salad like I did the other few days.

Sunday Scaries, but in stead of Sunday it's Friday and I am weirdly apprehensive about reading a response from my trainer in the app.

My favorite leggings have TWO holes in the gusset-leg region and I am LE SAD bc they don’t make them in this particular malachite-jade green anymore 😭😭😭😭😭

happy anniversary to me and the absolute best guy in the entire world. you think you might have the best one, but you'd be wrong, I do.

Lake Sonoma next, baby. Let’s knock the men off every fuckin podium.

Selecting flat rate envelope should not required me to enter in a weight for the item. IT IS FLAT RATE. I AM NOT MAILING A 70 POUND LETTER.

garmin fenix is twelve HUNDRED dollars lol absolutely not

here's hoping.

Cheering on comrade sphingomyelinase in this precise moment.

When I am president it will be illegal for my warmup to make me as sweaty as a wholeass workout.

Honestly the replies here are just top notch. What a clown car we have to vote for, love too jungle primary. (I genuinely don’t know who to vote for in this shit show.)

I remain ever so sleepy.

ONLY 17 EMAILS IN MY INBOX, THE NEXT PERSON WHO EMAILS ME WILL GET A PIE TO THE FACE.

EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT RICHARD WOLF.

listen idk what is going on here, but this is what first popped to mind.

Eating half my lunch. Then i will avail myself of the nacho bar our boss is setting up. Then later I will eat the other half of my lunch.

yes YES

Why are my hands peeling?!??!??

My run was once again too fast. I really don’t want to turn on mileage cues for half mile intervals, and I also don’t want to start wearing a watch bc I will check it obsessively, but I may have to do one of those if I cannot seem to slow down based on perceived effort alone.

God damn meal prepping takes SO much time. I didn’t even have to COOK anything what the fuck Well no small like. I did some barley ib my rice cooker. But once that was done, it was almost an HOUR of just assembling four power salads. Jesus.

Welp. Time to watch Rogue One and cry and cry and cry i guess

Why is Bjork never at the Met Gala bc I feel like she would fucking KILL it.

No. do not text me star wars memes, do not text me doctor who memes, do not text me crossover star wars doctor who memes. the way you have behaved has revoked the privilege to send me memes of any kind.

Oh my god five hours is SUCH a long time.

the trouble with trying to switch up my mason jar salads is that every blog is some kind of "salad yourself skinny" premise, and that is the OPPOSITE of what I want. I need to POWER myself, I have ENORMOUS quads that hunger for fuel.

Me: hi, your link to size charts only displays the mens size chart even on womens items, can you please send me the womens chart or link me to it directly? company: the size chart is located next to the size selection grid, make sure you're looking at womens sizes as they vary from mens.

I’ve now seen “Train Dreams” and it made me cry a lot.

It’s a slightly chilly and overcast day, so Pete is rolling stock for our dinner. What are we making? A) Chile verde B) Phó C) Ramen D) Posole

Whose got one of those foot callus roller things bc I am going to need to stay on top of mine this summer so I don’t get cracks, and the pumice stone in the shower just doesn’t cut it.

Saw this lad at the grocery store today.

I’m already at the “oh god it’s so much eating, I’m so tired of eating” portion of the program.

BEHOLD.

The cheese-wanter is here. (Yes I gave him a teeny piece bc it’s string cheese and I assume it has SO much salt.)

I’ve a dahlia babby!

It has been three whole days since I have seen my husband because I decided I am going to do ALL my runs from my house for the duration of the training period, to ensure I always have gear and nutrition in the right spot. But god I MISS him.

The Most Incompetent State strikes again. Me: Hello, we are wondering why we are registered for X tax type when we hold Y license type. State: to file X tax type, go here. That is not even remotely the question I asked. Open the schools etc etc etc

I’m gonna need to set a chocolate milk alarm.