A friend is at the Lion’s game and just sent this out to the group chat confirming just how loud boos were in the room:

95% of the stuff @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social posts sounds like a 30 Rock gag, not like a product that actually existed. Then the other 5% hit with a Proustian memory so hard you get whiplash.

Air traffic control? Nah, air traffic rugged individualism, all vibes based.

Me: Bring back 20 episode seasons of tv. Also me: Oh no that means an inevitable musical episode, limited series only please.

single-payer NOW

"The AI industry’s most important product at this moment is not a chatbot or a video generator; it’s the story the AI industry is telling about itself.... According to an MIT study, 95% of businesses that have deployed generative AI have gotten no value from it." www.theringer.com/2025/11/04/t...

New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.

Look on my works ye mighty and despair! All that AND the 8yo kept stealing the good rake. Good afternoon to everyone who reads “the good rake” and immediately pictures their good rake.

Tis the season for me to be annoyed that my Fitbit chronically undercounts steps when I take or shovel snow, this thing needs a midwestern setting.

just a small town boat getting stuck in SOUTH DETROIT

This prescription is real. It’s a celebration of cleverness and absurdity and some of us need that very badly right now. And you can find it on YouTube:

sorry I've been like this for the past thirteen years I was dehydrated

Nothing makes me feel like I have COVID quite like sneezing fifteen times in a row after taking a COVID test but three negative tests over five days is great news. Shoutout to the vaccine!

Three children were killed by lawn darts in the 70’s and they were banned in the US. ChatGPT has caused how many deaths at this point? If corporations are people, why aren’t we holding them criminally liable?

this should be one of defining images of his second term, because its impossible to tell from looking at it whether he is too indifferent to care or too senile to notice

Did Women Ruin The Workplace?

Airing my pet peeves before 9am: the word you're looking for is probably physiognomy, not phrenology.

Yep, I teach my students about all the interviews conducted by WPA workers, all the murals painted and National Parks improved. It gave rise to public history as we know it, generating so many jobs and teaching so many skills in the process. I think about what we could be preserving and teaching.

Let's just cancel everything from now until the holidays. Everyone gets a six week sabbatical.

Called both my senators, saving their numbers in your phone makes it about as easy as it can be. I made sure to add that fighting for healthcare for all Americans includes fighting for access to healthcare for transfolks.

Remember, Trump thinks it's more important that Elon Musk is able to fly than that you can visit your family for Thanksgiving.

I went for a run, did they jury nullify sandwich guy yet?

This kinda shit is how you get hung juries

the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from

The #1 lesson from yesterday’s blowout: Humanities majors killed on the job market 1) Mamdani- Africana Studies 2) Spanberger -French 3) Sherill - Global History

he knows he’s still mayor right?

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings. If you wanna look upon my works, you gotta despair with my friends…

For @msnbc.com I wrote about how Tuesday's election gives Democrats the blueprint for overcoming Republican anti-trans attacks and how thus should settle all the talk about throwing trans people under the bus. www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

I hope he's acquitted and I hope he's the bachelor on the next season of The Bachelor.

I like the sandwich hero more all the time.

Why does the universe insist on giving me the hardest battles???? The universe: bitch, you just need to get up and get some water.

CFP for Slavery North conference on "Rebellion, Resistance, and Refuge: Slavery and Border-Crossing during the American Revolution" @umassamherst.bsky.social 7/9-7/12/2026, abstracts due 12/19/2025 #vastearlyamerica slaverynorth.com/event/call-f... 🗃️

This article is incredible and you better believe I'm going to work this into my lectures on first encounters between indigenous people and Columbus when I teach my American history survey next.

There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either. Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.

Scrolled by this quickly and thought folks were still sharing the photo of James Carville's living room. Same vibes, tbh:

It’s because Kitchen Table Issues (tm) are only invoked for the purposes of punching left, not as agenda items they actually plan to follow through on

Last night we heard Cuomo didn’t even attend his election night party, today we learn in the Free Press that Solomon Kinloch hasn’t conceded to Mary Sheffield despite getting only 22% of the vote, are men too emotional to govern? www.freep.com/story/news/p...

Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen

This was the first step to accountability, I’m actually taking a sick day tomorrow for the first time in eons. Between the NyQuil and good vibes I’m about to sleep like a baby and feel brand new by the end of tomorrow, right?

Looking forward to all the essays about how republicans have lost touch with America.

Wheezed laughing at this. Love to see opportunists and con men rebuked in this incredible city and across the country.

Detroit City Council President Mary Sheffield will become the first woman to be mayor of the city.

WOULD JAMES CARVILLE AND GAVIN NEWSOM LIKE TO COME FORWARD AND EAT SHIT

Hoping these numbers hold cause I want to see the homophobic pastor who swore he wouldn’t step down from his pastor position if elected mayor get CRUSHED by Mary Sheffield, who will be the first female mayor in Detroit’s history.

From Evan: it's a huge night of hope for the trans community. The Republicans went all in on anti-trans ads in multiple races and so far there's no sign it got them anything. Perhaps the page can be turned on blaming us for Harris' loss last year.

Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.

I mean, we can ALL act aloof, says woman who has never managed to be aloof for more than a minute in her entire life.

begging with my entire heart for election results across the map which force the Dems to finally begin internalizing the lesson that throwing trans people under the bus is going to fuck them repeatedly

Picturing her high side ponytail poking out of the red beret…