It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

If the trads are aware of the following, they at least know not to say so, but since RFK Jr is going to make us relitigate very basic vaccine science here it goes: People in the 1800's did not have 12 kids and expect to end up with 12 adults.

Every now and then, it's worth reminding yourself that every single crisis of Trump 2.0 -- the economic downturn, the chaos in our cities, the rising health crisis, the foreign wars -- has been a direct result of their own actions. If they'd done nothing at all, they'd be coasting comfortably.

There’s certain things I feel I know to be absolutely true despite having zero evidence to support them. One of these is that Trump has called the Strait of Hormuz the Strait of Hormel

If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula.

I was just reminded of the time in high school where my dog actually ate my honework. She helpfully left behind enough that I was able to actually prove it to my algebra teacher.

My family was wondering why I was getting all teary when watching live-action One Piece, s2e2. Look, I know more of the story,they didn't have to gut punch me by showing me Brook this early.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here. Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning: Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime. And recognized as such by the US Government. From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

The horrors aren’t just persisting, they are THRIVING

WE’LL BE LESS ACTIVIST IF YOU BE LESS SHIT

You know, it's been a while since I've been in high school, but I don't think high school girls usually look like that.

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

use your fucking brains for one second, people. 800m weekly active users is *ten percent of the entire human race*. ONE AI MODEL garnering that much usage is an impossibility

Hot damn, I'm rendering pancetta to make sauerkraut, and my kitchen smells so nice right now.

Be pet, gay dogs.

See, you fuckers, even Dracula knows it's called pork roll.

When you're just a sweet kitten who wants to hug your human, and definitely not planning to act like an utter gremlin later.

What's the most surprising sequel, Egypt, Ethiopia, or the Mediterranean Sea?

Pitch an unnecessary sequel Secretariat 2 (For those unfamiliar, Secretariat retired less than a year after winning the Triple Crown and basically spent the rest of his life fathering other horses.)

I think someone wants to see if an actual negative vote share is possible.

Nothing but respect for MY Blue Bomber.

These prolapsed anuses who are demanding loyalty to a terrible possible candidate this early instead of fighting for a better candidate at all don’t want to fix problems they just like their racism & bigotry with a more polite sheen to it so they can enjoy it with a salad fork. Useless fucks.

It's so wild to me that Democrats are repeatedly hearing that voters want them to fight back and seeing that when people fight, they win, e.g. the series of lawsuits where Trump is getting his ass handed to him, and then they STILL do stuff like this.

I love how bluesky can hide replies for seemingly no reason without your consent or approval and then people get mad at you for hiding their replies

Oh, an anti-union astroturf organization sent me a "you should quit your union and get money!" flier. Oh, those assholes sent this to the wrong guy. I'm union strong, motherfucker.

SYAC: The five-word phrase is "do you really mean that?" I strongly suspect that the frequent response will be "Yes," with the possibly implicit "...and what are you gonna do about it?"

It’s the meme!

Just a normal day, walking their pet bombs.

CEO is gone. Time to post some tits of main.

Man. The world fucking is on fire. So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people. Live whats left of your only life. If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul. Fuck the haters.

Oh my God, just *one more* deck to clear in #Balatro, and I have Completionist+. I'm almost done with that bastard achievement.

It's important to remember that the stock market is not reflective of the value of the comnpanies listed, it is a mood ring for rich people.

Look, I just assumed they had the teleporter tech beam dirt onto random planets.

It's how you know that the United Federation of Planets is meant to be a utopia.

"Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts."

You literally made two movies about feelings having feelings sis

Fun fact - Gary Oldman stops aging for two weeks every year, only to age two weeks in a single night. It's very rough on him.

Posts like these are really good honeypots at sussing out sockpuppet accounts or people who lack any modicum of critical thought or consideration as to why someone who would say this. Gives you a nice list of posters to either immediately mute to future-proof your feeds or just to block in advance

AI research: Researcher: Claude, please eat ten hamburgers. Claude: Done! I have eaten ten hamburgers. The first two were delicious, but after that I began to experience bloating and the meat sweats. Headline: Anthropic Says Claude has "A Fully Developed Digestive System"

You bastards made the first five minutes of UP and you expect us to believe you’re worried about the audience needing therapy?

Junji Ito's Thomas The Tank Engine

It's also called "terrible."

do the dems not have agency? are they just foooooorced to run fascists transphobes and people with nazi tattoos? do they not have any say? is it, perhaps, their birthday and they are just little guys? come the fuck on

Dismantle DHS and haul every single agent into tribunals is the moderate demand

STEPHEN KING'S LOVELY COMPLEX

Don’t believe the bullshit lies going around that Platner’s wife is Jewish. That shit is a literal propaganda op designed to get you to forgive him. Also people can be fucking hateful bigots married to marginalized people like have you not heard of our Vice Fucking President?

Mrs. Footsteps: Why is there Super Mario deodorant?

I kind of love that a single Massachusetts town is threatening to fuck up the World Cup