AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

It wouldn't surprise me if they've offered 35 cents and a can of eyebrow wax... and Shapiro might consider it.

Move over, Elec Man, Spark Man, Cloud Man, Clown Man, Sheep Man, and Fuse Man, this time I've got a...

Aw, Star Wars fans now have their own "& Knuckles" meme. It's a special day for them.

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My strongest anime opinion is that isekai is just changeling fantasies for maladjusted middle schoolers.

I have no trouble believing this - MTG and Boebert openly hated each other too but wound up aligning a lot on votes

In Dec 2021, Nicole Saphier — a Fox contributor now tapped as Trump's surgeon general nominee — argued that "it is time to move forward and allow this mild infection to circulate so we can continue to build that hybrid immunity." 250,000 Americans died of covid in 2022.

Got up early in hopes of catching this photo before work this morning. There's only a few days each year where it's cool enough in the morning to make this shot possible. Thankfully, today was one of those days! #wildlife #birds

Hey @scarab.bsky.social, found furniture for you.

Happy "Hitler Killed Himself in a Bunker Day" to those who celebrate.

Headline is completely wrong; we're totally sure he is.

This guy is going to have the weirdest aneurysm one day, I can just feel it.

If Schumer and Gillibrand are endorsing him, Platner has almost certainly given them some kind of signal that he will be a deep disappointment to the left.

Advertise your account with a Simpsons pic.

oh my god, Gritty

I had blood drawn for testing today, and apparently I have such good blood blow that the collection tube shot out of the adaptor.

Am I weird for not really enjoying cringe comedy? I can take it in small doses, but I just feel bad for the characters if it goes on too much.

Hrm... I like playing Pathfinder a lot. I always wanted to try Changeling: the Lost and Promethean: the Created. I kinda low-key love Fiasco, but you need tge right group for it.

this is a GOBLIN POSITIVE household

I can tell that my PCP is annoyedcthat I refuse to allow AI transcription at my appointments, but shit like this is part of why I'm paranoid about it. That said, is it paranoia when it's a realistic worry?

An easy way to seem psychic when you're really just paying a tiny bit of attention to the world around you is to immediately always assume & loudly proclaim that any shot jackboot in any given headline was in fact shot by a fellow jackboot lol you will always be right and people will be amazed

My answer, as always. I got mocked so much for this as a kid.

Them: Are you a cat person or a dog person? Me: Are you an inhale or exhale person? Just hand me a furry creature so I can talk to it in a weird voice.

Insouciance. Most of my spelling bugaboos went away upon learning more languages, but that's the one that still trips me up.

I'm not going into details, but today is a hard day. And, honestly, the hardest thing to overcome today is myself. That said, preparing for my colonoscopy in 7 days isn't helping, either. Tragically, I can't find a gif of Tom Servo saying "I just know they're gonna probe my anus."

Im not tryna do a "whataboutism," but i do find it interesting that we're continuing to do a deep dive on this alleged shooter at the Correspondents Dinner, but it's been completely radio silent on that NC cop traveling to New Orleans t massacre Black people at the Jazz Fest

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Happy April 28 to all who celebrate!

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I do think about that scene quite a bit vis-a-vis many people in the current political climate.

Wow, less than 24 hours after I asked about a certain sighting in a commercial, this got posted.

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My God, is that Maxine Waters' entrance music?

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

I mean, I expect everyone currently there to get fired. Give me a timetable.

Nah, people around the world asked a specific question about the shooting, got told “no,” and then stopped caring

When you are mean to me online, this is who you are mean to.

It's a tie between Six-String Samurai and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Yes, because resuming a dinner program five minutes after a violent attack is completely normal. WTF? This is why people cast doubt upon previous attempts such as Trump immediately popping up for his fist pump photo-op. How do you know it’s all clear? Why aren’t they locking down?

I think you mean the White House is breaking a law that was put in place by congress after Watergate.

I'm going with the theory that Trump let out the loudest shart possible, and his handlers panicked. Come on, journalism, I dare you to prove me wrong.

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

It is a testament to the sheer extent to which these simpering fucking sycophants are not even REMOTELY journalists that someone allegedly fired a shot in a room containing the president and the press pool and WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

The one I've always dreamed of is Rick's Merciless Burgers, a place that lets you build your own and has a Bottomless Milkshake option, along with 30+ flavors of them.

I see pictures of piers morgan interviewing russell brand on my timeline and you cannot make me watch that at gunpoint

I wonder if theres a way to simultaneously learn more about pop culture while paying far less attention to it

Wanna see some absolute bangers?

Frodo cuddles with his emotional support foot.