I think there are three votes that I do the #MITMysteryHunt remotely next year.

The #NYTSpellingBee doesn't believe in body parts not possessed by humans.

So, to give more detail on why my kid's the best: this weekend, I did the #MITMysteryHunt. There were a few things that I ended up needing from home. Each time I needed it, she was right there to give an assist.

Me waking up every morning

I was useful all the way to the end of the #MITMysteryHunt. I couldn't ask for anything more.

This could be the unified Dem position. It is wildly popular. Puts the regime on defense on two fronts at the same time. Good policy, good politics.

Look, I can't give a lot of context just yet, but I have the best kid. I'm sure you all have some pretty good ones, but I have the best.

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

Nah, I actually stayed there too long; I deleted months later than I should have. It's healthy to admit your failings.

"One must imagine Sisyphus is happy."

It used to be Turkey was the sketchy member of NATO.

Look at this absolute queen

Sometimes, I think #PokemonLegendsZtoA wants to break my soul.

For more fascinating facts about José Reyes, google "José Reyes domestic violence arrest 2015"

This was always the plan and we fucking knew it Tell me again about how you'll vote Dems in to fix this. I dare you. www.cnbc.com/2026/01/15/t...

ICE agents love to wave around paper that looks official. Most of it is a scam — administrative forms signed by ICE supervisors, not real judicial warrants signed by judges. Let's go through what that scam paper looks like versus a real judicial warrant.

the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier

This just raises the question as to how much foreign governments have gotten out of honey pots.

I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness. You could be next.

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

I wonder what would anger an Italian more, saying "you like pineapple on pizza" or "your marinara is watery."

You will never convince me that the murder of Renee Good wasn't a hate crime.

1. ICE should not exist. It is a burden morally and financially. 2. QR codes are easily damaged with markers. 3. Many people do not possess a smart phone. 4. ICE will cover codes as police do with badge numbers. 5. QR codes are nearly impossible to scan while in motion. 6. You ain't slick.

🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.

Hey, anyone remember that time Republicans invented a whole, extremely thinly veiled way of saying "fuck Joe Biden" at every possible opportunity??

Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.

every normal civilian has to react to a terrifying situation in some perfect manner or they deserve to die. every cop gets to claim that they are constantly in danger so they get be wildly emotional and take the maximally paranoid view of their surroundings at all times

I would argue that the Biden administration had One Single Job and they just never fucking acknowledged it.

We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.

Amusing to see the originator of Milkshake Duck memorialize one of the biggest examples of Milkshake Ducking.

Also, familiar to anyone who's a fan of media where the first entry gets retitled due to it becoming a franchise. Examples include Indiana Jones & The Raiders of the Lost Ark and Final Fantasy 1 (though SE goes back and forth on calling that FF1 and just FF).

ICE just showed up at my sisters job, customers and employees chased them out. They didn’t make it inside the building. Minneapolis Cedar-Riverside area PLEASE STAY SAFE TODAY!!!

timeline cleanse of utmost dignity

Of all the reasons I'm jealous of South Korea...

People don't want to accept that the primary reason that we have Trump today is that the previous administration completely failed. It should have never gotten to the point where it was in the so-called hands of the voters. It was already too late by then.

I could have sworn that there was someone who claimed they failed a drug test because of a Dilberito. Am I hallucinating this?

Going on a hike in mountain lion country but don’t worry I’m being responsible and smearing myself with beef fat first

Bill Watterson is still alive and by all accounts remains rad

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

When I learned to handle fire arms, the top of the list rule was "never point a gun at someone you don't want to kill". I think the endless bluewashing portrayals have helped the public forget that basic rule.

Slightly diminish a game - Dimly Lit Souls

they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it

Lotta people want me to praise the loser-est people and lol no. You don't get credit for me being right

They really should have hung Jeff Davis, Robert E. Lee and every other high ranking Confederate traitor