My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.

guess who woke up sexy, stupid, and perverted as fuck today

nice freaking BOOBS LADY!!!!!!!! can i HOMK EM?

blunt force feminization (blunt force feminization)

rhea seehorn is so pretty

This is in memory of Overwatch pro "Squibblyjim" who sadly died after a "penis pump" accident. May bro rest in peace.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

THEYRE NOT FROM FAMILY GUY?

Safe

If I had a tail and paws it would be so much easier to get a fucking grip and live better

one must imagine sisyphus

ITS LIVE PLEASE WISHLIST I SPENT A YEAR OF MY LIFE ON THIS THING store.steampowered.com/app/4233970/...

the neets should still be able to afford food and housing and healthcare. this is fundamental to a new society

We're still looking for someone in the US who can offer a space for Rain. She's being evicted on Jan. 8 If you think you might be able to house her for a couple months, please let me know! I should be able to cover most (if not all) of her travel expenses

anyone wanna transition with me haha

i'm pretty and everyone loves me

thinking about switching off of linux

waiting #狂聡 #fadoart

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

I'm going to be broke by the new year. I'm disabled and homebound and isolated. I really would appreciate some help. ko-fi.com/jebwrench

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

just saw this image and got a #boner

[whispering to date when Corn Shipposky first appears on the screen] That's Corn Shipposky

times are tough but my dick is tougher. I'm huntin vampires like that bitch named buffer

would love a little a chrismtas miracle 🥺❤️

middle aged white women when you enter the bread aisle

how it feels to show someone your oc

bro they're delisting you from the app store. you can only be downloaded if someone already had you before. no bro you don't run on 64-bit devices. bro they have to emulate you

i'm mister F A T B I T C Hmas i'm mister D O U G H i'm mister G E T T H I C K E R i'm mister F E E D I N G H O S E friends call me F A T K I N K S T E R whatever i touch turns O B E S E in my clutch ...what's "Too Much?"

🔫 pelosi sent you, didn’t she?

It’s getting dangerous to leave the house now without bringing a cup of cheer

#CherubDev #UE5

You can get Frogsong for 55% OFF for the next couple weeks on Steam, Nintendo Switch / Switch 2, and itch! 🎄 Explore a world of frogs and find your place in the world. store.steampowered.com/app/1281860/... www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro... brodnork.itch.io/frogsong

OUGHGG LOOK HOW COOL

i finally moved to linux. yipee

why use AI placeholder when the perfect placeholder already exists

big ole cock and balls. but wait. there's more

Any US friends who've bought from LRG should check your emails to see if you're due a cut of $2.7mil Anyone not in the US or who hasn't bought from LRG can just have a laugh at them getting pumped for $2.7mil lol

Days like this with mom in the hospital are a lot harder to get things done like cooking and cleaning

R. Dorothy wayneright, but she's a bunny!!💖✨ :3 #BigO #anime #art #fanart #theBigO #digitalart #dorothy #rogersmith

the agony of wanting to send a tumblr ask to a favored artist but they have anon asks (understandably) turned off but im too shy to put my name on it

Bday dawgs (2/2) Isabelle!

okay so i started doing the "what the fucking kind of xyz is this" instead and she's actually mad now. i'm just keepin' up...

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.