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holy shit Lavos has Rouge the Bat's heels

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol so i made it for him in photoshop and got carried away

think i just got the perfect Dwarf Fortress notification.

End of the week and my goal hasn't been met, so I'm hoping for a bit of a push today. Between all the bike stuff + additional expenses I ended up a little behind again. Thank you for all the assistance, I at least have some plans on moving forward with everything, now. [$68/$250]

my most radical irrelevant take is that tagging systems need to be implemented and standardized basically everywhere

Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers”

Happy 5 year anniversary to the Retro Sanae translation! Here's an updated version to remind everyone of the passage of time! x.com/KangaerunaMi...

my friends are getting mad at me for pausing bruce almighty on this frame and saying "my girlfriend's uterus staring at me through the pussy lips"

my friends are getting mad at me for pausing bruce almighty on this frame and saying "my girlfriend's uterus staring at me through the pussy lips"

more people need to make out with me

the god delusion is what I give my girlfriend when I make her praise me

Coworker gasped just now and someone asked how her audiobook was going and she said the romance novel she's listening to just revealed that the guy has two dicks

undertale teaches you a lot of important lessons, like how you shouldn't immediately trust the first person you meet ever, and also how you should immediately trust the second person you meet ever

undertale teaches you a lot of important lessons, like how you shouldn't immediately trust the first person you meet ever, and also how you should immediately trust the second person you meet ever

me when im dr gero

what's andrew yang up to these days

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Critically: You must INTENTIONALLY REQUEST expedited processing by including a letter with your citizenship request explaining your situation, along with supporting documentation.

there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale

they don't tell you this but girls are a kind of bug and if you lift up a rock u can find more to take home

If all the worst people can live without shame for their destruction, then the good people should have no shame for creating.

my coming-of-age mixtape

she would find him in any universe

the more observant of you may think this is an indication that i've just gotten into esoteric kinks like this. the more imaginative may think that to be true, even. the more knowledgeable, however are aware that that isn't true at all. i've always been like this, in fact

pooltoy sub who uses the 😃 emoji in place of a pleading one on account of the permasmile

mankind has surpassed the need for bras

before and after smoking a big explosive cartoon cigar

Still in need of help 🙏

I was gonna be silly about it but honestly if you jerk it to girls with dicks but don't support trans rights you can just die tbh

not right now sweetie, mommy needs to repost anime girls on the internet

6 7 haha i hate myself

touch my thorax touch my fucking thorax 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜💦💦💦💦💦

half of world's bread population has been crisped in a mass Toasting incident