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GUYS I WAS TALKING ABOUT NYC ELECTIONS I DIDNT KILL CHENEY

findom drill seargent be like drop and give me 20

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Listen, @burgerbecky.bsky.social is one of the greats. If you can spare anything at all, and you have love for this medium, I can guarantee she's in some way part of the games you love. Please help our industry help her out. www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

Sorry to break character here. Rebecca Heineman, the sole developer of the 3DO version of DOOM along with many, many other titles under her belt, needs your help. If you can chip in a few dollars or spread the word, that'd be appreciated. bsky.app/profile/burg...

E1M8: Actually, They're The Blowjob Sisters Now

im sorry to be annoying about this but im still like $500 short of being able to pay rent next week

hi i am available for music commissions! $25 (usd) flat fee + $50/minute. dm for inquiries or email me at [email protected]! 💙

why the fuck does it look like they remade Deus Ex in the DooMsday engine fuck-ass sauceless visuals

the oldheads on the steam forums complaining about nightdive remasters had no idea how good we had it

sorry i have to beg again. rent is coming up and i dont have enough

Me: "damn, I really want some cookies right now, but also I'm concerned about my pelvic floor" The Kegeler Elf:

Are we supposed to believe charlie kirk getting shot and Mega Malamar getting revealed on the same day is a coincidence????

I feel I need to say this is NOT COOL. We as a nation should not be condoning, and definitely not celebrating the actions of the cowardly man who fed Charlie Kirk a stick of dynamite in a hot dog bun, exploding moments after he licked his fingers, leaving nothing but a big bone coming out his neck.

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

i s2g there's never a story of a hamster dying in a normal way. the hamster i had as a child passed when ace ventura emerged from him

paid rent but im almost completely flat broke now, sorry to keep asking for help but. the job hasnt gotten back to me yet

It's been a while. Glad to be announcing a new game, and happy that it is something experimental and weird: a tiny, tense, turn-based strategy game about merging units into spectacular combinations, and then watching them evaporate thousands of bugs. store.steampowered.com/app/2396130/...

Rise again. Finish the fight. CULTIC: Chapter Two launches September 18th! Check out the link in the Replies to Wishlist and read more about the launch!

Speaking of Hexen I remember when years ago i was looking for mods for the game, and came across this dude's website hosting the ones he made, adding new playable classes, including a Marine, represented by clearly a photoshop pic of himself in a tacticool gear. What a legend.

Nuclear Throne update 100 is launching for free on Steam on December 5th, bringing you: - C-skins for all 13 characters. - Custom difficulty mode. - Localization, 60+ fps support & many more quality of life features.

hey im broke but i have an interview coming up soon and i could really use help paying rent and student loans for now ko-fi.com/woobyrubes cashapp is $woobyrubes

ok the party has moved to a gay bar and its karaoke night and i look good in my dress what song do i do

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"...its right behind me isnt it" -man looking for the clit

my bf thinks i'm insane for saying paper princess peach is way hotter than regular princess peach

you would not believe your eyes

I was thinking about posting something like "I would be so good at being a kink artist's OC who keeps getting transformed and stuff" but then I remembered some of my followers are professionals whose work I really respect and irls. So I think I won't be posting anything like that.

Some bard concept work I wanted to test for the Nyuru series. <3 This wasn't supposed to take up my entire workday, but here we are. Was worth. #nyuru

somethin about caves

almost beat heretic(not counting ep4&5), really liking it! good vibes and atmosphere. maybe i'm a stolen valor fake fan though since i'm using the less-spongy enemy remaster balance

heretic 2 corvus in cutscenes looks like if Mel Gibson was in Limbo of the Lost

Tako popping off 🍾(comm)

it's my birthday today!!! here is a very high quality video to celebrate 26 years since i came into existence! 3D model of my character Daerie was made by @nattleroyale.bsky.social

doing weird shit with time signatures

someone at gearbox: we have a really nice expansion going here, but i have no idea what we're going to call it someone else: holy shit the entire state of missouri really hates this bush guy, the entire state just voted dem. there was a massive shift towards blue someone at gearbox: say that again

Development Update: Pulling into Port The port to the new SDK is finished! We're one big step closer to 1.0 release! New weapons and maps! Click the link below to read all about it: store.steampowered.com/news/app/356...

bumping because i was able to pay rent but car payments are coming up. ughhhhh

I had a dream where a new Duke Nukem game was coming out and the marketing hook for it was that they would reveal Duke's gender in it and it looked like this

I wish I only liked Call of Duty and Battlefield and not anything else because then i could hear news about studios losing their creative independence and becoming support studios for gigaproducts and go Yay ❤️

hey sorry for begging again, but I still haven't found a job and I need to make rent for the month. anything helps. sorry again www.ko-fi.com/woobyrubes

making french house