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Hello to the FBI/Secret Service/NSA people now monitoring this account because apparently the attempted shooter liked a few of my posts in the last month, here's a picture of my cat to get you started

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

Hello to my Bluesky FBI agent

“First of all, I have a bad back. I couldn’t get on the floor, and if I did get on the floor, they’d have to bring in people to get me off the floor. And No. 2, I’m a hygiene freak. There was no freaking way I was getting in my new tux on the dirty Hilton floor.” www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/u...

If any of the FBI agents apparently newly monitoring BlueSky have any questions about sharks, you know where to find me

@carolinebicks.bsky.social I’m really enjoying the book! Thank you for all the behind the scenes secrets of King’s books!

The peace in knowing… “They not here for me”

Today I told the trees I wanted there to be some accountability for bad people. Trees are listening.

Think Uber activated surge pricing?

Hacks S3 Episode 3

Friendly reminder:

Oh someone just said this will give him more approval to build the ballroom

So much for that.

NOT NOW PIRATES

Some mentalist, huh?

apparently it was just Jeanine Pirro throwing chairs at the waiter who cut her off

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

Someone’s dead but the feast must go on

*incredible* ten minutes for this rule

Gotta get those approval numbers up somehow

John Schneider wears a ring on each ring finger. I find it odd

For Omaha blue sky I did find out the Ruby the orangutan is doing fine. She was outside munching on some leaves with a blanket on.

Whale watching tour

So Happy it is.

These guys really said Oops! All DBs

WHAT A NERD wearing your uniform to the draft

Reminder always

@briantallerico.bsky.social help me decide what to see tonight. The Christopher’s, Mother Mary, I swear, normal, the mummy. All I want to see but can’t prioritize

I’m a real sicko sitting here waiting for the 286th pick by the Seattle Seahawks

Panthers got him. Sad.

Guys on NFL network are now quoting trading places lol

You’re showing John Lynch. This John Lynch? Lol

I was in Mexico for one of the super bowls and the girl I was with had some drinky drinks so I stayed sober to make sure we made it back ok. Except I had a Mexican Coke or 2. I was up all night WIRED

The draft is no longer even drafting. It’s just a scroll on the screen saying look it up yourself you lazy assholes

The draft crowd is dwindling lol

Ope

This Traore guy is cuuute

KC getting all my Running backs :(

@bittelmethis.bsky.social for independent bookstore day!

Was a little irresponsible for independent bookstore day. Oops.

@rsaltasaurus.bsky.social IOWA BOY!!

JS so hungover he trades both 6th rounders so he can go home.

This painting is titled "Apple Tree I" (also known as Apfelbaum I), created by the Austrian Symbolist painter Gustav Klimt in 1912.

"Pittsburgh, I'll keep this short... like your postseason" 💀

Very bold of them to feature a cyber truck at the earth day event.

Sounds suspiciously like something a robot driver would say

First one in line at the bookstore lol