me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

The 2022 Arizona cardinals Vs the Raiders are playing on NFL network if you want to remember the good times /s

My allergies when I woke up this morning

If I ever won the lottery I’d never tell anyone but there would be signs

I have little to no desire to go to work today

We can blame high gas prices on Trump for this.

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

dedicated to @tuocodem.bsky.social but good reminder for all

Sandhill cranes are here!! Spring is on its way

Jeeping for Jesus.

This is going to be my first tattoo (the star part)

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS?!🤌🤌🤌

This went from a movie about ravers to a stressful movie about ravers. BUT my quest to watch all the Oscar nominated movies is done! Like my 3rd or 4th year in a row! BRING ON THE OMAHA FILM FESTIVAL AND POPCORN MOVIE SEASON

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Thinking about free agency

Alysa Liu shares the political issues she cares about most: “Climate, election things, Black Lives Matter, Stop Asian Hate, ICE protests... More empathy needs to happen, for sure.” Interview: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

I was not mean to work and pay bills. I was meant to be a chuckwalla sunning herself on a rock.

KW3 unfollowed the Seahawks ☹️

Danced to all the sexy scenes of Heated Rivalry blasted to Dancing on My Own. Perfect evening

Solid storm coming in. Wish it wasn’t 30 degrees though

@janetherevelator.bsky.social I think this is something you'd enjoy. It started out as an Oscar death race (watching all the Oscar movies) but it's expanded. But as a perpetual list maker it scratches that itch for me. deathracetracking.com

Oldie but goodie www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXAo...

I need some party clothes

Yikes

Please keep the animals (and the fam) safe @docbohn.bsky.social

@johndavidfraley.bsky.social saw this and thought you’d appreciate

Prime price gouging opportunity for sketchy corner stores with Dubai chocolate signs

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

Neighbors on HBO is a study in America

Whenever I eat eggs there is a point where I’m like I don’t like these anymore.

They rose 50 cents in the last week

Ahh man I can’t hate on Russ.

@tuocodem.bsky.social the whole administration is like this

The most violently Midwest thing to ever Midwest

Think I’ll buy some Peeps just to feel alive

So they can get the same secret thrill of reading @stephenking.bsky.social way too early in life like me.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Yes Kristi Noem only lasted a year as Secretary of Homeland Security but thats like 7 in dog years

Cricket's Revenge

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

So I guess it was either World War III or drag queens reading books to our children.

Solid advice

what for

I just realized I was flying alone from Nebraska to Alaska starting at like age 13 lol 90’s were wild

My hearts on the wrong side.