Tanya
@tanya.bsky.social
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a loser and a coward
Stop saying the US is invading Iran for the oil. The US is invading Iran for the love of the game
13 days ago
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"abolish ice" won't hurt dems in the midterms nearly as much as the power they ceded to the wealthy elites, which has (rightfully) cost them the trust of normal americans
about 2 months ago
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Stop saying the US is invading Venezuela for the oil. The US is invading Venezuela for the love of the game
2 months ago
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2026 predictions: - Biden dies (old age) - Trump dies (7th assassination attempt) - anti-aging billionaire dies (chokes on a carrott) - Taylor Swift dies (private jet is a boeing) - Drake dies (testicular cancer) - Musk dies (tesla explodes)
2 months ago
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it's the war on Christmas and we're bringing democracy to the north pole
3 months ago
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maybe the hamburger helper is just dressing for the job he wants
3 months ago
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i love dating. i love finding out that i'm not good enough over and over
3 months ago
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a dating app where they just mail you some rope
3 months ago
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no i love it when you watch my stories but don't text back it's hot
3 months ago
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taking fentanyl just so i can touch police officers
3 months ago
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BREAKING: my heart
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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a hot guy getting CTE is like a hot girl getting a BBL. stop it, you were already perfect
3 months ago
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[texting my sister] ... and is there a mister carriage?
3 months ago
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i met with a trauma surgeon but he said he couldn't do anything about my childhood
3 months ago
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i need to hire the witch who cursed me because she did a very good job
3 months ago
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thank god i'm so lazy. if not i would have killed myself dozens of times by now
3 months ago
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a dating app where they just mail you a gun
3 months ago
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here for a time
3 months ago
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they should make a dating app that works
3 months ago
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magazines used to be cool. they used to be about touching girls butts and the desperate attempt to save 33 men trapped underground. now they're only about CEOs and semen retention
3 months ago
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they should make ignoring me illegal
3 months ago
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excited to announce that i'm dating a professional surfer (couch)
3 months ago
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awesome
5 months ago
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i can't believe it's already been a month since joe biden passed away
5 months ago
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the lion is very concerned with how things seem to be going
5 months ago
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but your honor my client was the birthday girl
5 months ago
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[dying of a totally preventable disease]... tell my sister i lover her... [cough]... and ... make an ai of me where i have an absolutely huge dumper... m-make that thing hu[cough violently for 30 full seconds]
5 months ago
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they leaked an ai video of me as the bottom half of a horse
5 months ago
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i'd like to see an ai do THIS [loses hope in an unfathomably new way]
5 months ago
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bet he won't even get to Level 2 by the 6th week
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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is bluesky good yet
5 months ago
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woke up in the middle of the night to draw a reverse cowgirl
5 months ago
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when you're being nice to me this is who you're being nice to
7 months ago
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[replying to my sister's text] ...and is there a mister carriage?
7 months ago
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wow i can't believe ghislaine maxwell committed suicide next week
7 months ago
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does anyone know anything
8 months ago
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it was a complicated 17 hour surgery but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist
8 months ago
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hey sorry i'm late for work it's just that i hate my job
8 months ago
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2025 predictions: - Biden dies (old age) - Trump dies (7th assassination attempt) - Anti-aging billionaire dies (chokes on a carrot) - Taylor Swift dies (private jet is a boeing) - Drake dies (testicular cancer) - Musk dies (tesla explodes)
about 1 year ago
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i actually read the Odyssey in the original greek. complete waste of time, i have no idea what those symbols mean
about 1 year ago
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thanks to inflation, Subway is now measuring the footlong from the taint
over 1 year ago
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phone, wallet, keys, manifesto
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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reposted by
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Travis Nichols
over 1 year ago
Category is: Snatch the Fed
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ron paul's drab show
over 1 year ago
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just invented a thing called a mentaur, it's like a centaur but it's half man half man
over 1 year ago
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[convincing a zoomer to wear a condom] babe you gotta spotify wrap it
over 1 year ago
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a girl gang called the bloods, slogan is "girls who cycle together stay together"
over 1 year ago
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[dating president biden] would you still pardon me if i was a worm
over 1 year ago
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