Dozens of artists are feverishly designing custom Gamecube faceplates for the Steam Machine as we speak

Old Rosalina pixels (from 2021)

Digging through old art saved on my phone to see if I have any Rosalina doodles I haven't posted yet, I think I've shared most of them

30 minutes of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie will be dedicated to Mario trying to get past The Trash Planet

And introducing Morgan Freeman as Yoshi for three lines of spoken dialogue at the end of the movie

Pouring one out to any sizable YouTube channel live streaming a reaction to that Mario Movie Direct, may the pain from the stream suspended copyright hammer be brief

Brie Larson as Rosalina is perfect

Next summer, it's Woody (Tom Hanks) versus Da Computer

James Bond is dead. What do you do? A. Copy the ending of Captain America: The First Avenger, never explain anything B. A secret MI6 "James Bond Initiative" to produce/perfect the next to bear the name, lead by an evil Daniel Craig C. Bond had a son, and he's PISSED D. Make him Jason Voorhees

Will there be any actor video call ins for the Mario Movie Direct, and will any of them say Yoshi's name wrong

Crossover #WIP

Advance Wars Nell

Rick good

D D D

I can't go to the gym, I gotta learn how to play Kirby Air Riders

"I had to sell my kidney just to afford a ticket to see TGAs" "Wow, incredible, the power of gaming. Here's a first look at the new Call of Duty DLC featuring some faces you 𝘮𝘢𝘺 be familiar with" Trailer shows a zombie horde mode, then a giant kidney pops up from behind cover holding a shotgun

"Today, EA and Bioware are proud to announce that the next game in the Mass Effect franchise is still in development, we just gotta run a few things by a couple guys/countries first, no biggie"

Peach in tights

RUMOR: GTA VI delayed to November 19, 2026 - inside sources claim the team needs additional time to "ensure that the vehicles are the worst controlling in the entire series"

Taking in some fine art

Clip Studio saved my progress after the power went out #WIP

Allowing myself to have a little hope in my heart, as a treat

Going door to door canvassing for my proposed "Just Because You Have A Motorcycle Doesn't Mean You Have To Reference Akira Even If It Looks Sick (or JBYHAMDMYHTRAEIILS)" bill

The power went out when I was in the middle of a Princess Peach doodle, guess the universe thought it was too powerful

I could continue to progress the story in Pokemon Legends: Z-A or I could spend the next 5 hours trying to get a shiny alpha Dratini to appear on top of some guy's apartment

It's a Lilith doodle!

I can't do The Monster Mash anymore, the last time I did I threw my back out and then all the fire sprinklers in the building went off simultaneously

At this point, my Animal Crossing island has fallen into gross disrepair and the residents have gone into a Lord of the Flies revolt, but sure, I would spend the $5 upgrade fee to see it in 4K

Halloween Rouge

Still time to get those Halloween doodles in #WIP

The world needs Cow Tools... now, more than ever

A new Crash Bandicoot show where every character and environment is beautifully animated and rendered in 3D except for Crash himself, who is just a real guy in a suit awkwardly edited into every shot

Slept for 8 hours last night and now the whole day feels weird

A new Pokemon Center Nurse (who may or may not be named Joy)

Through the power of AI, not only do you get a sauceless Halo 1 remake to sleepwalk through, but plenty of new content to expand the Halo universe as well - such as the brand new "Upgrade Cortana to Windows 11" sidequest

Joy #WIP

Going right into vehicle customization to create a machine that looks like Homer Simpson, for the sole purpose of destroying the Kirby Air Riders in-game economy

$250 for a set of amiibo, and none of those amiibo are Gooey or Rick

Rip-Roaring Rick

ASMR Masahiro Sakurai describes his brand new video game to you in great detail and then shows you all his Kirby amiibo (1:05:00)

I made a trailer

Velma

NOTICE: Due to the AWS outage, all animatronics in Disney World's "Hall of Presidents" have gained sentience and escaped - the show will be closed until their safe return. Details are sparse, but William Taft and James Buchanan were last seen digging through garbage cans in the greater Orlando area.

LUMIOSE PRESS: Tragedy strikes Lumiose City as 8 Pokemon Trainers fall to their deaths over the past month. Racine Construction has released the following statement: "Froakie's time to beat remains 50 seconds"

I don't know if Kirby Air Riders has enough going on to justify around 2 hours of Direct time, but I do think the camera loves Sakurai and if they locked him in a room for 8 hours and he just live streamed himself talking about video games the whole time I would tune in

why catch a regular pokemon when you can catch da big pokemon

Velma #WIP

This guy

Hsien-Ko

Stay safe out there today, friends