DOOM approved

Art by Bill Carder, colors by Matt Webb

Good evening DOOMBOTS, I hope you are staying hydrated, taking your meds and fighting the system. DOOM is proud of you and of all of your accomplishments.

FROBISHER!!

I still have no idea who sent this to me.

It is Sunday morning...

Tale as old as time.

You will not rob me of MY joy just because you're a bitter cunt who feels the need to project your misery on the masses. You needing to denigrate groups of people for actually enjoying something says waaaayyyyy more about you than it does about them.

How many zombies would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies?

sometimes you say the right stupid bullshit at the right time

It's #Saturday, everyone is asleep... Time for some hornyposting....

The Last Jedi was great...

My 4 year old daughter knows every word of this and I don't know if I should be proud of ashamed of myself 🤣 youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?...

Good Morning My DOOMBOTS.... It is #Friday. This applies to many of you.

It is EARLY on #Friday.

Friday morning...

It's #Thursday.

Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social

Why is every "important" person a weak little bitch?

I can't shift the feeling that I need this tee...

Them: DOOM why do you wear dresses! Me: DOOM wears tunics... But a neanderthal like you wouldn't understand the difference. Them: It looks like a dress.... Me: What's wrong with that? Do you have a problem with the way people choose to dress???.. Gender Normative Bullshit is unwelcome in Latveria

I love you. You're probably thinking, "You don't even know me" But if people can hate for no reason, I can LOVE.

What do you think of my cake decorating??

Change one letter and ruin a candy. Shittles

Well?

It is #Wednesday my DOOMBOTS.

#Wednesday.

It is #Wednesday my DOOMBOTS!

Every time I see his face.

Hey you, yes you... I love and miss you, I'm so proud of your accomplishments and progress. Thank you for being the absolutely amazing person you are.

Still Game is the biggest show in Scotland.

It is #Wednesday my DOOMBOTS.

Fruit flavoured chocolate is an affront to God herself.

Where is @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social or @wafflybollox.bsky.social

BRICK.

It is #Tuesday.

What would your wrestling entrance music be? Mine.. Babyface: 'Party Hard' - Andrew WK Heel: 'Run Boy Run' - Woodkid 🤼

This feels like a @wpposters.bsky.social

I do not suffer from Autism... Autism suffers from me.

I give up.

All I require is another £120 before Friday and then I can relax. Help if you can, share if you see this.

AI doesn't understand nuance or context.

When anyone talks positively about the British Empire....

Them: You look stressed! Me: Thanks! It's probably due to all the stress.

It is #Tuesday.

BRICK.

'and a follow up question Mr President, what the fuck did you just call me, you piece of shit?'