tfw i come on here to tell everyone i have a new, obscure soccer history deep dive coming soon

Attempt to quickly put your shoe back on while your foot's asleep challenge

Taking people's disability aids/not letting them have disability aids is used as "punishment" to damn often. By Care Givers, by parents or guardians, by law enforcement. Plus to add ICE on top of it. Disability justice is Justice for ALL. Spread this case around!

About to get back into witchy shit again if only because cursing these people will make me feel better. Stephen Miller would have the sensation of fire ants eating his crotch for the rest of his life

Even the Disney weirdos are mad af at them over Jimmy Kimmel, and that is how we know they fucked up big big big time

A reminder that lynching and sun down towns still exist in the US. This is just the same “he whistled at me” BS with new coats of paint.

Man, those old Garfield games before Davis got off the blow really went dark...

It's good that I hate Charlie Kirk and don't care that he's dead, or that absolutely sickening display they performed yesterday might have upset me

So we charge an obscene amount to go to medical school, which keeps countless people from attending, and we have a shortage of medical professionals here making us rely on people coming from other countries to fill that need. And to thank them we are going to charge them $100,000 a year to do so? 👍

I just want to note that the link between Tylenol and autism is... not there. You shouldn't take tylenol willy nilly whether you're pregnant or not , it's not great for your liver but that's a separate convo.

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

You send me a private message to talk about Charlie fucking Kirk? Ew.

Do you remember the 21st night of September? -If you remember, turn to PAGE 48. -If you don't remember, turn to PAGE 81.

I rather get a cunt punt than watch the Charlie Kirk show. Oh, I mean memorial. Don't want to be disrespectful to the grieving 🙄

Trying to read a devastating article about the babies that have died since we cut the nutrition benefits we were sending them so they could just barely survive, and the advertisement in the middle is luxury watches for bland white people. I feel like I'm in a Verhoevan movie.

GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest

just found out there's a Butthole Cut of Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale where they all have realistic CGI buttholes

I think it would be better to have a cis white man in congress who votes against bad bills than a trans woman who votes for them The point of Representation is to get the priorities of the represented people in office. If instead that identity makes you vulnerable to threats, its doing the opposite

Very glad I have a big bed and a little dog because she has claimed the middle. I don't have the heart to kick her out, she is used to other dogs to cuddle with at night and now it's just us 💜

Dear Jeffrey,

I ate too much popcorn for dinner so I drank 2 glasses of milk because I somehow thought that would balance things out and now I'm gonna lay here and groan for a while. Sometimes I'm not smart.

Wait, mint tea? Lmao mint fucking tea? He regularly went to Starbucks for mint tea?? I may be a dumb bitch, but I know how to use an electric kettle and pour water over a 25 cent tea bag. Like, it's not even more convenient to go there for tea. It's not a fancy blend. Mint tea lol

getting the special starbucks order honoring charlie kirk (flat white with a hole poked in the side of the cup)

Don't bury me in this prairie Take me where the cement grows Let's move down to some big town Where they love a gal by the cut o' her clothes And I'll stand out in buttons and bows youtu.be/jfW9-0EzYxA?...

plain seltzer taste like bluetooth

Mexican gray wolves are running out of time. We’re calling on agencies to stop reckless removals and start releasing wolf families to restore desperately needed genetic diversity. Without action, lobos risk extinction once again. Read more: nywolf.org/2025/09/mexi...

Laura loomer paid money to look like that

Dutch late night TV has its take

I found the worst Animorph

a police officer accidentally touched the Panera lemonade and has been hospitalized

So @wilboo72.bsky.social posted about me last night as he has for four months and I let it go and today had enough and called him out below and he deleted his post as he does every time he drunk posts about me and deletes later. You can all make your own opinion but I’m sick of his shit.

Thank fuck it's Friday

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

I keep writing folk songs about Charlie kicking it, so I guess it's a good time to bust out the uke and tune her up and pretend I know how to play it

That's literally false. The Supreme Court has repeatedly held that praising someone's death is protected speech, including in Snyder v Phelps (2011), where protesters at a soldier's funeral held signs that said "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" & "Thank God for 9/11" rollcall.com/2025/09/19/s...

ok my most tinfoil hat health theory is that the reason melania has reemerged and is always holding hands with him now is because he needs it to walk in a straight line

Jesus Christ, Fox News is making sure the world is happy Charlie Kirk is dead. Not by telling the truth about him, just by being fucking annoying as shit. Anyone previously indifferent must be ready to piss on his grave by now

Nothing makes me want to kick balls quite like the way sales guys on the phone do. The way they talk to me makes me think about using their sack as a punching bag

Can anyone foster or adopt a sweet stray cat in SoCal?

Me looking at the state of the whole English-speaking world right now

Looking into getting some classes with Lu to help teach her (and us) some things. First lesson needs to be how to not step all over my tits while I'm in bed