“Live laugh love” was the abandonment of politics for anesthetizing comforts and mantras to exist with less friction within the fading liberal order. Truly its time has come to an end

"Most kids who enter adult prison at 16 don’t have... a parent’s voice echoing in their head. They don’t have an internal compass strong enough to counter what adult prison rewards: aggression, dominance, emotional numbness, and violence as currency."

If i had created a chart that said literally nothing, i would simply not publish it

Democrats should be promising to break up the warner acquisition no matter who the buyer is

The most important thing to understand about espionage is that during the Cold War only the Russians were good at it

please enjoy this rare cursed shinji

All those fbi agents who keep getting fired are guys who stuck their necks out for brandon only for merrick garland to leave them hanging out to dry

Its nice to have family who arent overexposed to this yet that i can still terrorize

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

Its an incredibly stupid tragedy that they went from a khomeini to a khamenei

Christ man i hope she wins and it sends a shiver down spines nationwide

Kat Abughazaleh: "We need to, first off abolish and prosecute ICE and DHS and we return DHS' responsibilities to Departments of Justice, State, of Treasury, of Transportation. All of these responsibilities that were taken from those departments... We need to repeal the Patriot Act."

When will the next great boats movie be made?

They found him. He died. Another murder by our immigration goon squads

Another thing that stands out to me from this article is the interpreter asking the parent, "aren't you bored?" lol, buddy, no. I haven't been bored once since my wife gave birth. Before I had kids, I was constantly bored. I was so bored I would wait 3 hours in line for a fucking RESTAURANT

12 not after showing he has no balls 11 who? 10 who? 9 gross 8 nope 7 who? 6 nope 5 EVIL 4 lol 3 no thank you 2 doesnt have the juice 1 repulsive List is missing JB & AOC, the only real contenders, but not even sure either will run Also missing gillibrand, kelly and ossof who will. Shiff? Slotkin?

Saw a post today about britain banning incest porn and some poster whose handle was ifuckmydad was in a shambles over it and man, i don't know

"I see dead people, and that includes you, chief."

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the average winemom now shares this outlook

I am in stable condition after having been struck by a snowflake which drifted from the sky and landed upon my nose kinetically

Just told someone a little younger than me that a particular block was "like fucking fallujah" and I think that might be the most millenial micro-generation expression possible

Good news, but we just gotta knock down this parking figure.

It is insane that "nobody is allowed to be mean to me" is the major rightwing political movement of our time.

oh my FUCKING GOD these gigantic pussies

This is technically true in that if he didn’t talk about anything he was mad about and just did two hours of standup, his approval would rise by double digits overnight

I think its fine that zohran, the mayor, said “treat the police with respect”

One thing i will credit llms can do quite well is write guides for computer illiterates on how to do basic tasks in ms office that are a million times better than anything microsoft has in their documentation

Its crazy to go to a place like tokyo and discover that most of the city is so much quiter than chicago

also noise pollution in the U.S. is almost entirely from cars and it’s literally giving people heart attacks I wrote an article about it because it’s so absurd

I think its fine and maybe good for global population to taper off into a slow and steady decline, and i don’t care about the perpetuation of the species as an abstract concept But you should have children because creating new is a literal miracle, and they are an infinite source of love

Imo the unstated thesis of this article is that so many koreans don’t want children because their own childhoods were miserable, and its gotten worse since then

Me to myself when I walk in the room

You come to me and break the test environment? On the day of my demo walkthrough?

Thats not what washington looks like in february

Every zohran headline makes me hate my shitty chicago mayor with more intensity

Poverty is bad actually, and the reason that I am a leftist is that my political mission is to eradicate it.

The train should be spotless, and accepting less is the opposite of urbanism and leftism.

Need two layers for Christ/Christianity because these Prot sickos can't say "the church"

Also you know, its fine to just not like a show without it being a moral failing of the show. Like ”i havent seen it but it seems dumb to me” is so much less objectionable than “i havent seen it but it is inhumane and degrades people” If you take big swings people expect receipts

Unbelievable how evil that rubio speech was. To identify 1945 as the inflection point where things went wrong sends a very clear unambiguous message. Sick, dark shit. These people tell you over and over again that they are literal nazis

I get so mad in Zootopia when a highly elevated bridge is drawn open to allow balloon traffic to pass through. Just go over it!!

We could have this but Bruce blakeman spends our money on surveillance tracking people from Queens daring to enter Nassau county

Do arabs ever transliterate french into arabic characters?

Hey @helldude.bsky.social @ugarles.bsky.social @garliccorgi.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social et al, half the time I cook i put on a playlist that is just all the songs featured on alab and it is so good. Whoever picks the songs is killing it.

Simulation theory confirmed

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