mercantilism. miasma theory. War with canada. A destroyed whitehouse. I would even argue: a regency government Welcome back to 1812, bitches

The thing that bugs me about "Killmonger was the good guy" is the same as "Jim Office was the bad guy." It's not even whether it's right or wrong, it's the annoying need to broadcast smartness through contrarianism.

lol maybe you shouldn't have fired at them while they were laying the mines, dummies.

When orban hangs on by the skin of his teeth through fraud and intimidation, they will frame this as a huge victory for trump and encourage him to pursue the same tactics

What this post is really about is that i made a great blt for breakfast and it really is the king of all sandwiches

The Four Glorious Sandwiches are BLT Ruben Tuna Melt Italian Sub Muffuletta Italian sub and muffuletta are tied for fourth place

This guy has hit the ground running harder than any politician in modern history, but what our headline presupposes is… maybe he didn’t?

Sorry to break it to you but this guy was a river dracula

Maple syrup time babybeeeee

Netanyahu: Hitler Didn't Want to Exterminate the Jews

Remember during the pandemic when pixar released their two best movies ever straight to streaming and then pretended they flopped?

People say this sounds like kpop demon hunters but imo the plot sounds more like i saw the tv glow (but i imagine w/o the central allegory)

It’s good that we all have something to cheer for that involves a positive aspirational vision of humanity.

Seems uhh self incriminating to say "I knew all this time"

A 62 year old chicago man shoveling snow:

Cereal Experiments: Coco Puffy Charms

The 2,000-year-old marble head of the Greek goddess Aphrodite discovered in the ancient city of Aizanoi in western Turkey.

Mark zuckerberg is twice as unpopular as BIBI NETANYAHU

This is WILD

oh no will they do it to elena kagan or whatever when they get a chance? don't threaten me with a court accountable to the electorate

BREAKING: A Molotov cocktail was thrown at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's home, per FOX

I remember my maga dad always saying that lowering tax rates would increase tax revenues too

We should not engage with bad faith, right-wing, commercial real estate talking points Cappleman functionally tried 0% through the buy outs and look at what happened to Uptown. Displacement went up, diversity went down, unhoused pop increased, and reactionary sentiment grew. This idea sucks. Stop.

If Harry Reid was leading this party I truly believe trump would be removed from office by now Just an absolute stunning failure of leadership. Gold slipping between their fingers every single day

Remember the time that Iran defeated the Romans and took all of the citizens of Antioch on a march across the desert to resettle in a new city Iranian city called Better Antioch?

What if we took it away?

Everyone forgets about the furtive pygmy but he was like the OG for real

I got my first cellphone when i was 16, for work, and i was widely mocked by kids my age because having a cell phone was ridiculous

Ok my “bad take” is that most historical butchers are not bloodthirsty at all but responding rationally to political and institutional pressures in an age where conquest was considered legitimate international relations and the primary creator of wealth

You wake up and your girlfriend says "what do you mean nuclear war?" Oprah is president. The highest rated and longest running TV shows are HBO's Rome, Deadwood and The Apprentice. Your book shelf contains a complete 8 volume set of A Song of Ice and Fire. Hard cut back to Asami's apartment. Pain.

Gotta love CDOT and advisory bike lanes on @granvillebikelane.bsky.social. Evening rush hour is pure shit btw ridge and California. I told dude he was parked in bike lane and he, the driver, gave me 🖕 and he got out of his car and tried to chase me. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤬🤦🏻‍♂️🤬 Abolish CDOT and Silverstein.

NO JEFF NO MORE TWISTS JUST LET THEM PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

Rizgod just keeps winning me over

you will never guess who reddit blames for this guy having a tantrum bc his wife tried to make a nice surprise for him instead of taking him to olive garden www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAssh...

I think there is a meaningful distinction between stories about things that might be possible somehow someday (scifi) and stories about things we know were just made up like dragons and magic (fantasy), but of course you can do both (star wars)

Actually it is about standards compliance

NATO is a legal and logistical framework for the US to remain militarily involved in europe to nip problems in the bud so that we don’t end up in a generational war when it is too late again Any attempts to understand or use it in any other way are doomed

Remember when we had the SEC?

People who haven't played Death Stranding say it is a walking simulator, but everyone who has actually played it knows that it is a trucking simulator.

Hi. Yes. Many people turned on woke because it was annoying. Sorry, it's pathetic and stupid, but it's true. That's what happened. The left went from being the cool kids to being scolds because Obama told us language matters and to give up on actual reform. Aesthetics matter. Again, sorry.

This is, most charitably, an extreme simplification of the Avignon Papacy

One of the most insane UI decisions of all time has got to he Excel putting that charts under the Insert menu

Pope Leo XIV welcomed the Harlem Globetrotters to St. Peter’s Square on Wednesday, where Leo was seen attempting one of the team’s classic tricks — spinning their iconic red, white and blue basketball on his finger.

my local gov halted new data center development and is pouring the net revenue from existing sites into affordable housing. this has been a far more productive use of the revenue than other localities, which have largely used to it cut property taxes (in a state with fairly lower property taxes)

A rich kid from the suburbs moved into our city to start his own business at 19, alienated everyone by being a virulent transphobe, and got kicked out of a bar for starting a fight on the night he was eventually beaten to death. I feel bad for his family, but some people get what they had coming.

Paris metropolis: Striking reductions in car use due to proactive efforts to encourage bike, walking, transit: —Less car ownership: From 0.5 cars/HH in Paris to 0.36, 1999–2022. Outside of Paris: 0.88➡️0.8 —35% less gas sold 2005–24 —15% fewer gas stations between 2019–24 www.apur.org/sites/defaul...

how about, fuck you, stop locking up the carts?

Every time i hear them say “one of the administration’s aims in the war” i want to scream. They have no aims. They are doing this because they hate iran. The only aim is to look tough and make brown people suffer

Theres no ceasefire until the us starts shooting down israeli planes

Counterpoint: jd vance is also a liar All of these people are speaking for the camera for a political effect The only thing that actually matter is what comes on tv to incite the mad king to his next fit Israel will continue to attack w/o regard to us negotiations either way