Seeing a lot of RDR2 love on the timeline and I am going to offer a counterpoint. I played about 20 hours of the game and it suddenly hit me: "Does this actually suck?" So I googled "Red Dead Redemption 2 is actually bad," and I found this article, which I agree with every word of.

we have a way to end the maga movement if we're willing to use it

I have a canker sore on the top of my tongue, so my new full time job is repeatedly pressing it against my teeth to see how much it hurts.

There is nothing stopping the DNC from running ads to counter this narrative, except for the fact that they are do nothing losers who have no idea how to do politics.

Ok but the first guy i thought of definitely gets bothered online way too much by people obsessed with a game he made over fifteen years ago, and this is so true that most people who read this will know who it is just by that description

I dont remember this gag specifically, but that’s Janeway porn he is downloading, right?

You can call whoever your senator is! You can even call a republican senator. It might feel good to tell them what you think.

My theory on this spate of shootings, and more to come, is that the dog has caught the car. They won, their long struggle is over, but they don't feel any different. None of the pain is gone. They don't know what else to do now but wig the fuck out.

this also suggests to me that they’re desperate for someone to tell them how to play this. get his ass

Do the Russian SWAT guys know their jackets say homo?

I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log. This tells me two things: 1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day. (212) 486-4430

Tfw ur sandwich is gone

"Practice being brave now, don’t wait for some special moment at the end to be a hero." This is excellent. open.substack.com/pub/peaceful...

I'm old enough to remember Walmart being considered the face of evil on earth. Going felt like a betrayal of human dignity.

I was actually there in 2002 and even then we knew walmart sucked and was evil

The orcs in lord of the rings speak spanish i am not joking look it up

Don Draper pitching Dustin Hoffman’s character from the Graduate

I made this tonight and it was nice.

oh no my mom found out about microplastics and is now texting me in a panic

Broken clock, twice a day.

One time in Seattle when I was 18 years old someone tried to dunk on my by saying "I bet he doesn't even know who Blind Willie McTell is"

All golf and no law make donald something something

I think the reason it's so easy for these comedians to justify going to Saudi Arabia to themselves is that they are from America, which in addition to resembling the Third Reich, is a sponsor of Saudi Arabia.

Damn girl, are you a Stoic philosopher? Cuz you got epic teetahs

my child's friend just said "WHAT THE SKIBIDI RIZZMAS?"

I am a Chapo Trap House and True Anon Patreon subscriber.

Can't wait to see what they sharpie on these rounds

Does it count as eugenics of your people decline in physical fortitude not from miscegenation but from gardening a tree wrong?

I really relate to the nasty old gatekeeper who gets sad when the hobbits are wary of him, "it's my job to ask questions after dark!"

Strider, the greatest ranger, gets made by a hayseed gardener within like five minutes.