It's just too painfully pathetic that the new evil guy is called Worm Man

should i see the odyssey twice so that i can see it sooner?

Indiana is a parasite draining the life of the entire midwest

Baltimore. Welcome to @thewaroncars.bsky.social

I used to ship Theseus and Phaedra but now I ship Theseus and Hippolyta and I feel like this is basically the same ship but my tumblr followers think its an entirely different one

I had a joke about Zeus but it was too rapey. You cant tell it anymore because of woke

excelente recauchutada parabens pelo divorcio

Descendants 5 is very Dark Willow coded

I know this is so basic but Waking Life. Also i watched it again on mushrooms which really supercharged it

Chloe Charming is being a real bitch

I was a classics major so Odyssey release weekend is kind of a lot for me, but also quiet shoutout to elder millennial liberal arts grads who had four other people in their departments, and I’m sorry for the kids today who won’t have that magical weird time

Descendants 5 is out and i must have missed a ton of shit in parts 2 through 4 because where is george clooney??? why arent they in hawaii??

Wes Anderson's The Count of Monte Cristo, and I'm not even kidding I used to imagine young Schwartzman as Albert de Morcerf

Just got an AI "search result" confidently telling me wrong information while displaying an image that included the correct, contradictory text.

Batman and Robin. I do not for one moment accept the latterday apologia for Schumacher.

one time i was at dodger stadium and they were up like 12 points in the 9th inning so they let kiké pitch until he let through a grand slam, it ruled.

I actually voted for a mayor who would use the police to protect people in real time from the kidnappers and murderers, but I guess asking us to file paperwork a year after the fact is better than nothing? I mean... is it?

Yes, I know the Catholic Church is evil, but have you ever considered that they are also the greatest to ever do it?

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

Damn it seems like everyone is firing uo the charcoal grill today or something

Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals https://theonion.com/cyclosporiasis-outbreak-linked-to-ancient-evil-corrupting-the-7-sacred-diarrhea-crystals/

A simple and popular labor reform would make it illegal to move employees geographically

What you are doing is not enough and when something really bad happens to all of us you will say well it didnt deserve to happen to ME and yes there are many people who deserved it more but you will fundamentally be wrong. You hoped someone else would do the hard part

Love to turn paradise into hell