Happy anniversary to @pencilledinnikki.bsky.social and @pencilledinmike.bsky.social 💖 Proper lovely folk. Have a fab day xxx

If we blast off those with the coldest of blood and heart, we could reduce the temperature of the flaming globe in the sky by a couple of degrees, right?

Did anyone else buy or make their teacher something when you broke up from school for summer, or was I a little egg sucker?!

Dracula Wuthering Heights 🤝 "I think that landlord is trying to kill me."

Does anyone known if these are plants or weeds? #gardensky

Save £1 when you spend £10 on my etsy shop using the promo code ILOVEBOREDMAUD 🥰 boredmaud.etsy.com?coupon=ILOVE...

Contract is ending. Are any orgs looking for someone with experience across business operations, cybersecurity and compliance? Got a software company that had 0 hope of getting through CE+ previously, through CE+. I'm trained as an ISO 27001 internal auditor. Open to roles in #Cornwall, or remote

Ok, we've got 28°c, the cats are happier, I've posted all my orders for early collection tomorrow, skipped and had a lovely cold shower. I feel much more human now. One more day of this high heat apparently. I hope everyone is ok.

Just sitting inside with the blinds drawn and reading to be honest, too hot really to do much else. Had plans to sit on the patio later but it’s not going to cool off till after eleven so screw that. Anyone who thinks this is “good” or “nice” weather is wired up differently than me.

Kenny Omega pops up on my screen without any warning ... #aew #wrestlesky

Toa Liona hanging out of the sunroof like a mad dog 🤣 #aew #wrestlesky

If you Google Kris Statlander the image is actually Thekla 😆

UK people. Who else knew it was summer or a hot day when mum would bring this meal out.

A doodle of the little mob boss The Rizzler (With a slightly too long arm) #aew #wrestlesky

Clearly I'm over tired. Bed.

People of Buckinghamshire, tomorrow and Tuesday will be 33°c. Look after yourselves and your animals xx

Bluesky bubbles? Oh not this kind of bubbles .. as you were

So. Sick. Of Dick Togo 🙄🙄🙄 #njpw

Lmao though for real 😅😂

Now. Important question; what is the MOST ANNOYING wrestler music?! (Excluding wwe cos I don't watch that) #wrestlesky

We just finished Margo. I feel a little bit melancholic; I want more but it feels done with the exception of one thing. (not doing spoilers, that's cunty)

Rockford ♡

Why 😭

Some thoughtful person provided a link to a non-paywalled version of this article: gcaptain.com/drowning/

A migraine in a heatwave. Why not.

UKHSA has heat health alerts active until 5PM Wednesday 27th of May.

Trans Colours necklace £8.50! boredmaud.etsy.com/listing/4320...

Look at this angel ♡ The only shade in the garden is under the laundry rack!

If this goes well, I'll be selling at least one trans colours necklace...

Segregation amplifies mistreatment and prejudice. It's very simple. It's very cruel. It's not just about toilets. (Though toilets are also incredibly fundamental to health and life)

Maybe the worst genre of 80s movies was remakes of classic film noirs, but with nudity and a Phil Collins soundtrack.

MJFester #wrestlesky #aew #bald boredmaud.etsy.com/listing/4304...

Ok but, no hotter

We’re here for day 2 of MCM Comic Con! C15-16 in North Hall, near the big number 14 on the back wall! 💖

We should make it illegal for MPs to use public toilets and changing rooms, and if you see someone you think might be an MP using one you can confront them, and they have to carry their Westminster pass and show it to you, and then you can kick them out. But, like, in a respectful supportive way.

Would anyone like to be Pokemon Go friends with a 40 year old hippy?!

Yesterday I did too much walking and have a fairly nasty sunburn, so today I'll be chilling in the house with ice lollies and some drawing 😊 Need to water the garden first though

it's world goth day?! and nobody told me?! rude.

Me today.

In the original script, Marty got hired by Doc Brown to clean his garage

Does anyone know how Marty and Doc were friends in Back To The Future?

Omfg the icecream van is about!

We already use totally biodegradable packaging, that was something we pushed for from day 1

I've clipped the blooms off my Succulent (forgive me but I don't know what kind it is) and am pressing them to make some jewellery in a couple of weeks 🥰 #gardensky #crafts

Caught between doing some work and going on a long walk... I'm choosing the walk. I can work this weekend 😌

Any more TERFS following me? Don't want you here. Gtfo. I'm serious.

Creatives don't owe you shit. They fundamentally do not owe you shit. They made something. You saw it. There was never any responsibility involved. They don't owe you a "better version" of the work. They don't owe you "less problematic writing". They don't owe you more episodes. You deserve nothing.

TERFs: "Look, I think it's really unfair and hurtful that, just because we are chronically incapable of restraining ourselves from publicly relishing in the suffering of trans people and going out of our way to be cruel to them, people assume we have negative attitudes towards them."

Ah this is it!