The next Buccaneer's Bounty prize comes to you in JULY, which is like, peak summer season. So I have made what might be the best and silliest reward yet: The QueerBuccaneer Jolly Roger BEACH TOWEL It'll be sent out to every top tier kofi member for both June & July www.ko-fi.com/queerbuccaneer

[to colleague, wearily] streeting wes or wesley streeting?

Caught Sonic queueing up for his Vasectomy

The next Buccaneer's Bounty prize comes to you in JULY, which is like, peak summer season. So I have made what might be the best and silliest reward yet: The QueerBuccaneer Jolly Roger BEACH TOWEL It'll be sent out to every top tier kofi member for both June & July www.ko-fi.com/queerbuccaneer

I cannot stress it enough, but if you pledge even to the smallest tier of artists' Patreon/Ko-Fi/whatever subscription service they are using, you are already doing a lot. If you are regularly sharing art with others, reposting or sending links their way, you are already showing support and care.

Yo, anyone in or around Liverpool fancies picking up some artisan nerd shit from me and a bunch of other amazing makers? Come say hello, I'm very friendly and give great hugs.

Brioche is just cake in denial; it turns into soggy mush at the first sight of grease and has no right to ruin a good burger. Ciabatta is superior - supportive chassis with great compression to keep contents in. Tastes better too. Fuck brioche

i'm 4 people away from 6k followers holy fuck i never thought we'd come this far i'm so deeply appreciative for each and every one of you that is coming along for this ride i know most of you are here for the art or my oc but this account really is just me and that makes it something special

A little bit of Monica (in my life) A little bit of Erica (by my side) A little bit of Rita (all I need) A little bit of Tina (what I see) A little bit of Sandra (in the sun) A little bit of Mary (all night long)

Someone reminded me of the "Hardest Podcast Promo Image Alive" and I had to turn it into some rad streetwear stuff. @wooliewoolz.bsky.social / @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social / @versuswolves.bsky.social

Someone should make a game with New Game Minus You start the game with LESS stuff than on your first playthrough

yesterday was so funny

Fuck I still need to buy a tech deck.

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

gonna start a macroblogging social media app. posts will be called "screeds" and feature a 1,500 character minimum. all of the worst people alive will love it.

Spotted on Tumblr…

Every time I open Bluesky,

"Mark Briscoe is if Powerthirst was a person" - Zac

If I wanna see my vtuber fucked I'll save up and pay someone to do it right. Or if someone wants to draw me in any way they want, from silly to getting shot to death, then I want it to be because they feel like it, not because I asked them to do it for free.

Okay ngl I am really digging being a silly little jester for a bit.

Matt & Nick are gonna be 50 years old still calling themselves Young Bucks, aren't they?

More wrestling shows should open with comedy skits

ngl 2025 fucking sucked.

Chat do I buy a mindflex?

Fuck it. Milliband for leader, then make these guys the cabinet. Then we'll finally have it. We'll have fulfilled the prophecy. Chaos with Ed Milliband

lmao get fucked wesley

I'm still buzzing from this. I got to hang out with good friends all day, while a whole bunch of cool people dropped in I got to joke around with a person I've looked up to for years We got an in-house musician We had so much fun, and we raised £1620 for @genderedintelligence.co.uk Perfect day tbh

why yes i do have a fat ass and correct opinions

Not holding my breath on this job until my first paycheck from it hits so I shall be doubling my Freelance Editing efforts. Please feel free to download and share this graphic any and everywhere. DM me here or Email [email protected] for a Quote!

Who has two thumbs and is back on their ADHD meds for the first time in over a year 👍👍

Okay ngl I am really digging being a silly little jester for a bit.

Do you want to see an actual page from the kids book "The Mr Blobby Joke Book"? Of course you do.

I had a viewer in chat tonight express that they feel bad 'bothering' an artist for a commission. Please know. It is never a bother to give an artist a living and show interest in hiring them. If an artist has commissions open, they are asking for work. You are not a bother, you are a hero💚

Okay but what if?

HEY, YOU SHOULD DELETE TIKTOK HINT HINT HINT

Fun question for VTubers: If you weren't your current Gimmick, what would you be? I think if I weren't a pirate, I would probably be a jester. Not a clown, a Jester. Jingly hat and all. I just think they're cool. Especially fucked up evil ones like Dimentio.

We keep forgetting to promo our stuff and our new shop and uhhhh I blame the ADHD. But at least we have a cool pin for that. www.nerdyqueer.com/product/adhd...

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

in the fuckin trenches (client doesn't like the fourth round of drafts)

when you make eye contact with a stranger you're passing

Never Forget

FFXIV 7.5 time. Finally catching up. Spoiler-free spoiler: That's bait. Diegetic bait AND Non-Diegetic Bait at the same time! That's rare.

Fun question for VTubers: If you weren't your current Gimmick, what would you be? I think if I weren't a pirate, I would probably be a jester. Not a clown, a Jester. Jingly hat and all. I just think they're cool. Especially fucked up evil ones like Dimentio.

I've been on holiday and then I've been sick so I have fallen off of coming over here and promoting my stuff. But uhh I've been burning one of these candles in my little 'feel better cave' (my bedroom) and boy does it make me feel so much more relaxed. www.nerdyqueer.com/product/lumb...

There is drama (read: unprompted bullying) going on in the incredibly niche world of Graphic Design Influencers and I can't believe this shit goes on everywhere even if your niche has like 5 people in it. Social media is the worst.

sums it up.

I do not need to see what twitter Nazis have to say about anything, please stop fucking screencapping them, I left twitter for a fucking reason.

This is actually a great concept for a podcast. Each week the hosts take one reason why people hate Keir Starmer and explore it in full As they will be covering off why people hate Keir Starmer topic by topic, the show will run for at least one thousand episodes

I caught something on the Train home from my holiday. This sucks I wanna stream and I wanna chill out but all I can do it coughcoughcoughcough sniff sniff.