It’s ten degrees colder outside than it is in my house so I opened some windows and propped some box fans in the sills to blow the inside air out and let some outside air passively come in through others. 20 minutes later, my AC kicked on. Physics are so dumb sometimes.

Seeing lots of posts about maybe tonight being the night he finally boards the Concorde to Hell. Just joining in to help manifest the idea.

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21. There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there❤️

Not in the least bit surprised to see who’s been discovered in the Epstein Files now.

When AI can help all these unreasonably over-breasted fembot fake girl accounts recognize that I am a Level 47 Homo so they stop following me, then I’ll believe AI is intelligent.

I only discovered this really fun song yesterday. Apparently I’m very late to a big party. Just want to be sure you don’t miss it too.

Sometimes I sleepwalk. Today I woke up sitting in living room. And now I’m thinking about the time twenty five (+/-) years ago when when I woke up a block from my apartment in flip flops and nothing else, when I used to sleep naked. At least it was summer…

The cishets at the sports bar I was at did not like how I kept calling the West Coast Team “The Blue Man Group”.

I wonder how many of the football men went to a cottage together afterwards.

…why aren’t the men kissing each other like after the last hockey game I watched?

I don’t know what possessed me to do this but now I’m down the block at Yard House. I remembered they had lots of vegetarian options. Of course the hand egg game is on every TV and the place is packed with culture-less cishets hooting every time the players in all that man-drag try to crack the egg.

Going out in the world during the Superbowl is surreal. I am the only person in this Old Navy.

I’ve been chortling “Eyeballs away!” to myself for an hour 😆 The world needs more overconfident 8 year olds with bad ass Aunties to encourage them.

Good grief Cirroc Lofton is a handsome man.

1/ I backed up to redo a bad parking job and I heard a woman’s voice shouting so I stopped. Maybe she was alerting me to danger. I looked around, saw nothing, reassessed, and tried again. More shouting. I stopped and got out. The woman is loudly bantering with an 8 year old two spaces over…

Some men deserve a male loneliness crisis.

Landlords should get jobs instead.

Ricky Gervais

“But it’s such a small percentage of the money that goes to her.” Yeah, and she uses it to fund transphobic initiatives. I don’t care if it’s a penny. It’s TOO MUCH. I can’t care more about fake wizards than real people in need. And you should be ashamed of yourself.

Sometimes I’m afraid I’ll wake up and it will still be January.

Oh no small landlords will have to sell and that will lower market value and then non-wealthy people will be able to buy homes of their own and finally establish a positive net worth for themselves and those who previously profited from exploiting those who could only ever rent will have to get jobs

I’ll hold in spoilers a little while longer but without spoiling anything I can say that the writers, producers, actors, and everyone else involved with Starfleet Academy clearly love Star Trek and all generations of the fandom. That love shined through in yesterday’s episode.

This week’s episode of Starfleet Academy was brilliant. It expanded its own narrative world by examining the worlds of previous series. I think I have a new line on my list of favorites. I will only be able to hold in spoilers for so long. Hurry up and watch it. I need to discuss it in detail.

One time I gave my Sims lots of education and they conducted an experiment that proved they were living in a simulation and then they all broke the fourth wall and silently looked directly at me through the screen and I froze for a minute and then I just pulled the plug out of the wall.

UPDATE: More than half. $63K now.

I’ve been corrected. Apparently it’s not “Bitchcoin”. BitCON then?

Bitcoin has lost almost HALF of its value since October when it peaked at $127K. Today it’s $67K. The MAGAts at… a place I go often during weekday business hours (see how I’m trying to be vague?)… are antsy and chattering in hushed tones amongst themselves about pulling out before it gets worse.

I bet you think this post is about you.

it would be so delicious and petty if Mackenzie Scott hired all of the people fired from WaPo to start a new paper of record…

Having to wear long pants to work when you have gorgeous legs is a crime against humanity.

I started hanging a blanket over my outside door and my heating bill went down $50 despite a colder weather month.

Maybe if I sit here and do nothing for a while longer dinner will just figure itself out somehow and magically appear.

When Starfleet tried to give the Klingons a new home planet after theirs was destroyed but the Klingons wouldnt accept a gift so Starfleet pretended to make them fight for it, it reminded me of when Chandler on Friends made up a fake card game, Cups, and then let Joey win to help him with rent money

Six more weeks of winter sounds wonderful to me here in Phoenix.

I see people have opinions about what Lady Gaga just did. Pretty sure that means mission accomplished to Mother Monster.

Welp

Truly horrible of Biden to poop in turmp’s pants like that.

What would Dems actually do with this map? Call for unity and personality check on all the billionaires to make sure they’re ok.

Sorry about your Bitchcoins

If I just close the blinds and watch K Pop Demon Hunters on repeat six consecutive times and have no contact with the outside world, January 2026 can never bother me again.

bad news: they just dropped the extended remix and January will now continue for another 10 more days 🕺🏻

The Crows Have Eyes 3 was her very best film of all.

How the fuck is it STILL January?

tomorrow is the last day of the first decade of 2026

I require a tug.

Agonizer cheat codes

I was still blurry eyed a little when I woke up and reached for my phone just now. The first thing I saw was a news summary email. The subject line started with “turmp’s deal” but my sleepy eyes saw “turmp’s death”. Reader, let me tell you about the joy I briefly experienced.

What if AI acceptance is the mark of the beast?

But what was Greenland wearing?