Saw them at Coachella.

No soap in any men’s room at the Bellagio. Well, in the two I tried. Vegas is so shitty. I’m here because otherwise far away friends are going to a BTS concert here and it was a chance to see them. But it’s to see them I have to put up with this shitty place.

Vegas is so shitty. Someone in my small group has a disability. Walks with one of those full arm crutch/canes. Most pedestrian crossings are bridges. One has two sets of escalators up on one side. Both have broken up escalators and neither side reversed one to be a up. And the elevator is broken…

I forgot how much Las Vegas hates vegetarians. Well, Las Vegas. The feeling is mutual.

On Stevie Nicks birthday I like to retell the story of the time I met her very briefly. Happy birthday, Stevie Nicks!

The view from my bed tonight.

So I’m in Las Vegas for some reason. From one window in my room I can see the biggest beach ball I’ve ever seen. It’s concerningly large, honestly. From the other window I can see another hotel under construction that is shaped like a guitar for what I assume are very good reasons.

happy meme oreo day

Me in my Bluesky bubble.

Tread lightly, friends. Fell things lurk on this website tonight. Well, and everynight really...

This is it. This the take we have been looking for.

I just saw a "Florida Poly" backpack on the L and said "What's that? A trailer home gang bang?"

The last new video game I played was Super Mario 3 in 1990 when I was 14. I beat it and then I lost interest. I still have my original Nintendo and I get it out every few years to replay SM and SM2. Didn’t care for 3. I watched my brother get into Sonic. It looked like too much work.

This absolute dweebschnitzel is looking right at the point and still cannot see it. The bubble we want to be in is a bubble that does not have nazis. Nelo Smuk included. That’s it. “Where is this forest everyone says they see? Is it behind all these close together trees right in front of me?” …

Potential assassins! Please! Form a neat and orderly line so everyone gets their turn!

There are so many assassination attempts that we need to start naming them like we name hurricanes to keep track of them.

trump take TV

Can I borrow your title card creator for a moment?

If you can’t love yourself…how in the hell are you gonna <STOP THAT TRAIN> in theaters *june 12th*

OOO time!

I can’t believe how many people out there need remedial PDF training. I just had someone fill out a PDF form and then they took a photo of their desktop computer screen and sent me the picture instead of the form.

serotonin is stored in the balls

One banana IS going to cost $10 before this is all over.

Yeah but did you hear how Kamala laughed?

Timeline cleanse: Diva PlavaChihuahua edition

What if someone got turmp an Iran playset that he could just knock over and stomp on until it’s time for his nap

“Tom Brady on the red carpet in Gucci” sounds like one of those nonsensical meme-phrases the Tamarian captain in Star Trek / “Darmok” would say.

I wonder if democrats are already workshopping names for the national crisis tax that will be needed post-trump when we discover he took everything including the good silverware. “Painful Emergency Tax”, “Colossal Salary Grab”, and “Temporary Refund Adjustment” just don’t have the right sound.

If god is real, that billion dollar ballroom will be destroyed by lightning like Sodom and Gamorah were by brimstone, during the first official function there.

FYI the birth rate of LGBTQIA+ people remains steady at one in ten. Probably more if people were honest.

Me and @unitron1.bsky.social at the Desert Botanical Garden in Phoenix. A gorgeous day to enjoy a sunset in the Sonoran Desert.

…of brain cells, maybe. There’s certainly not tens of thousands of people in that picture.

These people at the table next to me are letting a bored four year old play with a butter knife as a toy.

Get in, Winner. We’re going Transing.

SCOTUS: The Voting Rights Act is no longer necessary so we are striking it down. EVERY FORMER CONFEDERATE STATE: *Eliminates all black congressional representation CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS: Why do most Americans view SCOTUS as a political entity?

They think it was about the hockey. LOL.

I know. The Army could finally pay my GI Bill and the rest of my enlistment contract that I got shortchanged on when they kicked me out under Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and reimburse me for the student loans I should never have needed.

Can someone explain something to me?

O’Fallon, Missouri, and O’Fallon, Illinois, aren’t close enough, like right across a border or river like Kansas City, Kansas, and Kansas City, Missouri, or far enough part to justify having the same name. They’re both in metro St. Louis, each rendering the other redundant.

Do you suppose the other species on earth that live in groups like humans do also allow the stupidest among them to be their leaders?

Pretty sure we will find out later, after Target joins Sears in retail heaven, that greedy investors over leveraged Targets’ debts for their own short term gains, causing the company to collapse. But Target will initially claim upon shut down that they were murdered by wokeness. Don’t believe it.

Too bad there wasn’t a “Hacks”/“The Comeback” crossover.