Someone set off fireworks nearby. I got excited that maybe the thing happened. Unfortunately, no.

Isn’t awesome how turmp gathered every military flag officer in one place and broadcast their faces to the entire world so all our mortal enemies can confirm who they are? I love America being great again.

Oh. Oh no. The enduring horror of the trumpsidency is the ongoing realizations that it can, will, and does always get worse.

At least Biden could keep the government up.

Huh. He didn’t cave. Ok then.

Schumer better not cave.

Tip your DoorDasher.

KPop Demon Hunger Games

Having the most gorgeous sunset thunderstorm outside my window in downtown Phoenix right now.

I want what they have.

Came home to a letter that I can get my DADT discharge from the Army upgraded to Honorable. But I have to apply for it It’s good progress, but I shouldn’t have to ask The Army should do the review for my individual case, determine that I have always been honorable, and come to me with an upgrade…

Missed my lunch break because it was storming for four hours in the middle of the day and I couldn’t go outside in all that so I’m going to treat myself to a nice dinner after work. Haven’t decided where yet.

My new #StarTrek head canon is that Armus, who killed Tasha Yar, is an outcast from the shapeshifters of the Great Link. This about how he described his creation, a “Second skin, dank and vile.” How he described his creators, “creatures whose beauty dazzles all.” That could be shapeshifters, no?

The thing about Tylenol is RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES ! ! !

Added a small, easy step to my process to prevent another team from pushing their work onto my team and hoo boy the slackers are MAD about having to do their own jobs. Happy Friday, everyone!

Macron and Zelensky definitely have something going on. Look how hard Zelensky is trying to hide it. Anyway, I’m here for it.

Bluesky is loading very S L O W L Y

Got out of the house twenty minutes earlier than usual somehow. I hope I didn’t forget anything important. Like my pants. I probably forgot probably my pants.

No, Windows, you do not know better than me how my files should be organized. Just let me save them where I want to without forcing me to click through 17 more screens to override your brilliant method.

Boomers parents gave Boomers advice about… iPhones? Ok.

I bet Adam Carolla is feeling especially left behind today.

As a teenager I knew a lady who had an “I brake for the Rapture” bumper sticker. I asked her, “How would you reach the brakes while God magically pulls your body through the ceiling? You could only brake if you’re left behind. Your bumper sticker shows you think you’re not getting raptured.”…

If Millennials really did follow that vapid Boomer “advice” (actually, it’s judgement) to not buy iced lattes and new iPhones so they could maybe afford a damaged crime scene of a house, the economy would collapse.

Guy at the grocery store is insisting to an employee that the Mexican blend of shredded cheese is available in block form. He’s bought it before. Here. He wants the block because freshly shred is better. Employee is trying to explain “blend” means it’s more than one type. He’s not getting through.

I regret to inform you

Tylenol is a brand name. They could sue and win, right?

My personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.

TLDR; 🎵🎶BA DE YAH!🎶🎵

Wait. TODAY is the day we should be celebrating Earth, Wind & Fire’s “September”. Not yesterday. You can’t remember the 21st day of September ON the 21st day of September. You can only remember it after it’s over. The 22nd of September is the first opportunity to do that. So… 🎵🎶Do you remember?🎶🎵

Siri, why do you let me post dumb shit in the middle of the night when I am half asleep?

Thanks for tuning in to Oversharing Hour. Long time listeners might remember a fella once proposed to me and then ghosted me. Well, he just visited me in a dream. And I loved him as much as ever. And it was the 1970s for some reason. And we were happy. We lived in a house with a conversation pit.

It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits

I was touring model homes today during the funeral. Usually the agents are all over you on the way out to talk you into making a deposit. “It’s refundable! You can change your mind later. If you don’t you’re locking in at a lower price!” Instead, the woman was crying at the service on her TV…

At a casual breakfast/lunch diner and a very overdressed couple were seated next to me. I remember noticing a few details about the woman. The ribbon in her hair. The broach on her blazer. She excused herself after a moment. A few minutes later, a completely different woman sat in her place…

The Pumpkin Spice creamers are nearly the same color as the Hazelnut creamers and I just made a horrible mistake.

trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people

Ba dee yah

Yes I know what day it is. Yes I remember. Do you remember? Never was a cloudy day.

Weird how much the anti-masker crowd loves masks when it’s for doing fascisms. Wear a mask to help others? Nope. Wear a mask to hurt others? 👍

Green bell peppers are a culinary sin. Let them ripen.

…and yet, despite those flaws, David Corenswet was hot AF in it. Oh. I get it. They were toning it down. On purpose. Didn’t want the straight guy target audience to have any confusing fee fees. Imagine not letting yourself enjoy the beauty of men. I’m gay AF but still enjoy the beauty of women.

Boycott Israel #FreePalestine #StopTheGenocide 🇵🇸

Starbucks serves fascists’ piss?

I can’t believe Nathan Fillion agreed to that haircut in Superman.

David Corenswet? Yes. Coren’s wet. I’m wet. We’re all wet. I mean, have you seen him?

I think I would have preferred a tighter fitting Superman suit on David Corenswet.

Starbucks serves fascists’ piss?

Socialism is a government that serves all of its people instead of just the wealthy.

Boomers get their complaints listened to.

This is how turmp will remain president forever. Like the Cleon clones in #Foundation, except turmp won’t be physical so you won’t even be able to punch him.