Sometimes I'll make a big mistake and think about it for years and years then sometimes I'll make a little mistake and think about it for years and years

Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff. There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.

he’s gone full mamdonny

Woz was absolutely The Real Thing whose engineering genius wasn't just limited to computer hardware but also all the surrounding hardware technology as well as absolute mastery of software from the machine up the original Apple ][ (had one) came with a fucking SCHEMATIC and a printout of its ROM

I checked: There's no rule in hockey that a dinosaur can't drive a Zamboni. Let's talk about Frank Zamboni's marvelous invention. Frank was born in 1901 to Italian immigrant parents & raised on a farm in Lava Hot Springs, Idaho (ironically?).

In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ... ... listen to Steve Wozniak.

Said it already and many others are as well but two things really cannot be emphasized enough: - Mamdani has The Juice to an unusual degree - he’s also a celebrity and Trump is to his marrow a starfucker To my mind, those two facts alone explain virtually everything we saw yesterday

he’s never once looked at Don Jr. like this

Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them

version a he didn't know it and he's cool bc one of the only true indications you can get that someone is smart is that they aren't afraid to tell you they don't know something. version b he did know it and that was considerate of the viewers bc who's walking around saying like prima facie your mom.

by age 30 your friend group should have a wheelman, a heavy, the brains, at least one Face, and some wildcards

completely outside of politics, this is so charming

I bet you could make so much money if you had a list of people who "leave a tip" for ActBlue

I'm so mad at Joe Biden man

Headlines That Look Like Shitposts

Shout out to the Republican Jewish Coalition, the ADL, and all their friends for sufficiently destroying what antisemitism means.

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

his wife got him in hand... She has managed to convince him to wear a helmet, which he does begrudgingly he got s good one there.

"I can help some people" GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

*chuckles in Mexican & Native American*

Do you ever see someone so attractive you start eating more vegetables

Thanks to his new Tesla pay package, Elon Musk will make $3 billion more per year than all 1.4 million elementary school teachers in the U.S. combined. Still wondering if income inequality is out of control?

How is it that we're all outraged about kissing Saudi ass now when it's a time-honored tradition of every American president in my lifetime? Please, stop being dumb to me.

Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

Its really the fact that they feel comfortable saying "I wish people didnt apply the lessons they learned from Holocaust history onto the undesirables" in public that blows my mind.

Everyone getting all offended at "piggy?" Are you fucking serious? Of all things going on right now, that's what demands my attention?

might come in handy

are you also as sick of seeing AI generated posters/flyers/etc in public as I am? I made some Big stickers about it and will be selling packs of them at future shows 🫶

Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly

before I had kids I used to be a little judgy about kids in public in their pajamas. like how hard is it to dress a toddler? lol. lmao

When I arrive at the party

hey what if i use a machine that can't do math to help with my taxes

I laughed at loud. These people are so pathetic; our enemies are numbskulls. They will kill us all and still not know hs physics. COWEN: The stupidest question possible: Why don’t we just make more GPUs? ALTMAN: Because we need to make more electrons. conversationswithtyler.com/episodes/sam...

As seen in the table & figure above, we dissect and explain how terminology is abused and contorted by industry — terms like 'generative' or 'agentic' are not able to isolate what is being critiqued. We have seen this countless times before; flitting from one nonsense buzzword to another. 2/n

rian you don't owe us anything as an artist and you should be true to yourself and only put out the work that you want the world to see i genuinely believe this having said that what the fuck dude

China making these cheap, low infrastructure LLMs open source feels like shooting a torpedo at our AI bubble-driven economy.

When the bubble bursts it’s going to be extremely painful but as we hunt squirrels for the pot at least we’ll be able to take some small comfort in all these AI douchebros finally shutting the fuck up.

Basically what Mom & Dad said 👇🏾