swallowing a lego yoda piece by piece hoping to do the ship in a bottle thing

in essence he's right, he's firing multimillion dollar missiles at butterflies. and this is why your libraries are closed on the weekends and your grandfather is working a retail job at 80

Bluesky: It's Wet

Bluesky: It's Wet

me liking every single jar jar post on here today

A great litmus test for Star Wars fans

thalassomedon you have to stop. you smoke too tough, your bitch too bad, your neck too long--they'll kill you (mass extinction event)

Oscar Isaac was in the Criterion Closet and he’s the first guy who I think properly understood that he gets all the movies for free and just overloaded the bag

Chris Trevas’s incredible freighters piece

the "you paid for it so you own it and fuck every company who says different" lane is wide open for any politician that wants it

one must imagine sisyphus cozy

Damn they're saying Wolf Blitzer ripped his shirt off and screamed "come get some"

oh do news reporters know what it's like to be a public school teacher now

oh boy

they got this figure in the classic "yoda crouching down and talking on the phone" pose he was always doing in the movies

Batman vs Clayface by Daniel Warren Johnson, colors by me

things might work out for me because i’m so dumb

sigh

i am begging all elected dems and their comms teams to stop posting like a rupi kaur poem

I suspect that this is the energy that Dem primary voters are looking for right now:

in September he’ll be 38 and then it’s all over for us

I believe in Spider-Adam and Spider-Eve

the ceo of campbell's soup for some reason

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

i do not care for the davened buster

am i insane or have like 50 public figures come out in the past few days "urging" us to embrace AI

Commu-list

This isn't a cover or anything, it isn't the climax of a big storyline or even a first page. "The Joker's Five-Way Revenge" is a really solid Batman story because Denny O'Neil doesn't miss, but it didn't HAVE to be a classic. Neal Adams just hit the drawing board one Tuesday and locked the fuck in

the pope just followed me into an alley and kicked my ass for shoplifting

people don't bust a move like they used to

Last month in The Onion:

clicking the lightsaber down to personal grooming mode

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

we finally got our patio set so now i can sit outside and t h i n k

been getting a lot of those hopecore/human renaissance videos lately and they've been the only thing keeping me going. i love people so much

There goes my hero

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes

“We need to imagine a more democratic, more egalitarian, more generous country, one that operates in recognition of an abundance of wealth that should serve all of us-and nature and future generations too-rather than is driven by the moral poverty of billionaires” www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

They could stop that chimp war if they gave them all sunglasses.

i have so many questions

Day 4 of Paul photoshopping fictitious spacecraft into Artemis II images

nobody: absolutely no one after a month of war with iran: melania: