Now seems like a fun time to remind everyone that GWAR did an NPR Tiny Desk concert

would be infinitely funnier if only like 12 people on earth were raptured. just the ones god really liked watching

Lunch sketch.

Hey hey!

Americans can't afford rent and grocery prices.

inspired by @quantumboots.bsky.social riff at bsky.app/profile/quan...

Fred Brown is a sand artist and he re created Banksy art on the beach of Scarborough

my unpopular opinion is that disney adults unfairly get a bad rap

Hakeem Jeffries supporting Charlie Kirk before endorsing Zohran Mamdani is really fucking nasty.

I’m blowing the dust off of arcane texts and doing my own research into the Forbidden Knowledge

Venom by @itoscaresme.bsky.social

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when the breakdown comes back slower

The WH press pool is now just people asking Trump random questions to see just what kind of extreme shit they can get him to agree to Pool: "Would you arrest a child for sticking his tongue out?" Trump: "Yeah probably" Pool: "Should Tom Hanks be lynched?" Trump: "Yeah I think you have to"

I'm listening to (wait for it) (you guessed it) (that's right) jazz

*stepping out of a time machine in 2007* I come from the future - the most consequential men in society are the hosts of the Man Show, Fear Factor, and the Apprentice

Dude's about to ride this Kimmel high right into saying the n-word on live television.

i think mythbusters held the country together

Every day is like this

Jurassic Park’s Dr. Alan Grant but he’s a Warhammer 40,000 Ratling Sniper.

i think mythbusters held the country together

[WALTON GOGGINS as VEGETA]: kakarot

This is how I feel, too, and so far, JB Pritzker is easily winning.

due to recent inflation, free speech will now cost you 10-15 years

Folks, I don’t know what end is up right now.

just saw that Max Rebo’s first 3 albums are getting the deluxe reissue treatment on Original Jizz Classics- preorders up now

rip robert redford

hey this clip is uh fucking nuts

Now that’s how to plan an eternal outfit

I'm not much of a photographer but I like doing long exposure stuff at night. Basically the whole reason I got into this

do you think they let you pick the outfit you're going to wear forever when you get to hell. i'd like to have something prepared

just saw an ad for a company that rents out clothes? like their pitch was "why do your own laundry when you can just rent everything and we'll wash it for you" and i can't stress enough how tired i am of subscriptions and financing options for everyday items

I imagine this as one of those big view screens from a Godzilla movie where a bunch of scientists and military figures are watching a beeping icon move towards a location and then one of them takes his glasses off and goes “no…there is no stopping the bang bus”

To @moderation.bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app : this vile story by the New York Post is actively attempting to incite mass violence against a vulnerable minority. The New York Post must not be permitted to remain on this service.

how i'm spending my saturday night

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

I'm watching what we do in the shadows for the first time and I just saw Dave Bautista. Amazing

this fucking blew my hair back lol

The FBI just held a press conference and released this (AI enhanced) photo of the suspect. Find this man. Find the shooter.

i saw one guy who used grok to clean it up and made him look plastic and then the guy was like " everybody, I think he was wearing a silicone mask" lmao

I remember this cover because I was staring at it at a newsstand and it was next to the Playboys so my mom yelled at me