Me at the A24 board meeting: We’ve got a brand beloved by young hip people and cinefiles, basically synonymous with “good taste” and “artistic vision,” in a time where both are hard to come by. What if we flushed that in the fucking toilet for a bit of money?

[Darth Vader when he strikes Obi-Wan down and he disappears leaving only his robes behind] Damn that’s… that’s not what happened to all those kids

btw I like all of you and hope things work out well for you

taylor.... we're about about to miss our f*cking deadline. can you please chip in $6.77 right now so we can send more bombs to israel

dear god we're about to get another two weeks of fundraising emails from dems that say "f*ck" now, aren't we

that one phantom menace poster:

My brother, if we win the Democratic Party primaries then we ARE the Democratic Party

cc @democrats.org

yo! quick question mark, why are you on the "potential future stories" list in my research obsidian, filed under "look into this guy" also can you just quickly read this old tweet of yours out loud?

okay but they won the nomination because people voted for them

hey-o

Me, looking in a sewer: I KNOW IT SMELL CRAZY IN THERE Me, looking at the penguin tank at the aquarium: I KNOW IT SMELL CRAZY IN THERE Me, at the Parsi sky mausoleum, where they put bodies to be eaten by the city’s buzzards: I KNOW IT SMELL CRAZY IN THERE Me, under Dave Matthews’ tour bus at a br

#TransRights

little idiot acquired

old goku makes me happy

fuck that goes so hard

"General Kenobi!"

plans for the day

the enshittification of toilets

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

no

Wrightson

they're tearing me asunder tomorrow

some of you log on just to fight and i respect that

i draft all my skeets under candlelight

what was i smoking last night

i see him everywhere

this guy used to direct music videos for emo and metalcore bands lol

Sam Raimi is still the best to ever do it

and when we're long gone it will be the scorpion-sized dogs that survive us

making le epic derp face in 2026 is so funny

the child pornography generator is all that stands between us and annihilation

bobby i am one step closer to the edge and i tell you hwhat i'm about to break

he's replying to himself again isn't he

bro just wants it for himself

Dakrooms

oliver tree died??? holy shit

Our president (Donald), himself a rapist, personally intervened to have this guy absolved of his sex trafficking crimes in Romania so he could come to the United States and rape our citizenry here.

wemby going back to moron mountain with the rest of the space jam aliens

The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts

what if it happens tonight

going to laugh forever about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game immaculate scriptwriting, no notes

we gotta make mamdani president somehow