it’s okay if you order food every night and think you’re saving money because you don’t know how to cook. I just think you’re a little stupid, is all 💙

real ones know how much The Quick and the Dead slaps www.vulture.com/article/best...

Keep Honking! I'm Liking Sinners And One Battle After Another The Exact Right Amount

Anyway, F1 is a much better movie than Frankenstein

Confused about ‘F1’ getting a Best Picture nomination? Some of the first films ever made included watching a horse go vroom and a train go vroom. It’s only right that the Academy should honor a movie about watching a car go vroom.

“Soda Pop” robbed

Another year, another round of layoffs at Vox Media. In solidarity with our laid-off colleagues, here is our full statement:

Grok put the whale in a bikini

[pointing at screen] that's the voice of Bluey and Bingo’s aunt

Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)

Avatar: Fire and Ash was shockingly horny! Good!! www.avclub.com/avatar-fire-...

That was a very upsetting and revealing by 60 Minutes segment that I wouldn’t have watched had it just aired normally on 60 Minutes. Great job, Bari Weiss

Golden Globes to Dailymotion

Maybe one day there will be a CGI deer in a movie that looks good. Today is not that day : (

it's fucked up that Netflix owns Yakko, Wakko and Dot's house now

Across historical fiction, gender-swapped anime, and the confines of Grand Theft Auto, Hamlet allowed the year's films to process their grief. www.avclub.com/art-therapy-...

Toured Titmouse’s animation studios and talked Critical Role for @rollingstone.com www.rollingstone.com/culture/rs-g...

The play’s the thing… when it comes to 2025 movies. For @avclub.com I wrote about how Hamnet, Grand Theft Hamlet, and Scarlet all riff on Hamlet in very unique ways to tell similar stories about grief and art. www.avclub.com/art-therapy-...

Andrew Cuomo seen jumping from the Tappan Zee Bridge

Profiled Dave Franco for Bustle www.bustle.com/entertainmen...

baseball!!!!

A few innings ago — so, like, the 15th inning — they showed a guy holding a big ol' can of Modelo. They stop selling beer in the 7th inning, right? So you gotta wonder how warm that brew was

Instead of watching "video podcasts," people should subscribe to the Criterion Channel.

As I said goodbye to my toddler to head to the Vista for a 10am showing of One Battle After Another, her nanny stopped me to show me a cool meme she found dragging me for fucking filth.

Bonsai trees are such a beautiful art form. And, also, I see them and think “man some little Warhammer figurines would look sick here”

The Mandalorian and Grogu trailer looks like a TV show, which is a loaded compliment about the state of TV and a massive indictment of the state of movies

"I miss monoculture" [monkey's paw curls and we have state media] "wait no not like this!"

There’s a scene in V for Vendetta where the fascist regime retaliates over a late night comedy skit.

I’m spiraling

Fantastic winners start-to-finish; that was also the worst awards show I've watched in my life

The winners are good but aside from that this is maybe the worst awards show I have ever seen

this donation counter bit at the Emmys is POISON

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Ranked the 20 best Stephen King adaptations for TIME, and of course I used the opportunity to once again speak the truth that the ending of The Mist is trash. (Unfortunate because the rest of the movie is really good!) time.com/7315750/best...

New Pokémon game where you play as a Ditto transformed into a human looks great

Wrote about some death contests for @avclub.com. I don't think I would do especially well in any of them. www.avclub.com/inventory-po...

The Lord The Of The Two Rings Towers

Please…

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And you know what? Congrats to Tree Paine, too.

People have understandably been fixated on how an ‘Ice Age’ sequel features prominently in ‘Alien: Earth,’ but what I’m arguing is that the ‘Peter Pan’ stuff is actually way more fucking weird. time.com/7310989/alie...

Some light personal news but I'm temporarily returning to Vulture to fill in as the updates editor through the rest of the year. Part time but it's nice to be back!

I’m kind of speechless with this one. I can’t imagine the kind of person who continues to make the argument that it doesn’t count as real starvation if the kids were already sick.

HBO Max was the best streaming service... HBO Max just might be the best streaming service again. rest in piss Max!

Alien: Earth is good because it understands that privatization is scarier than chest-bursting Xenomorphs www.vulture.com/article/alie...

Malpractice to be calling “Home” the worst song of all time when “Rude” by Magic! not only exists but was No. 1 on the Billboard charts

After 7 years, I've officially quit a permalance gig I had that started out editing features for SYFY and eventually degraded into writing promotional content for NBCUni IP. There were some good times but i'm glad it's over because I don't think I could stomach uncritically covering 'The Paper'

finally got my tickets to see cow tools at the sphere

One of the greatest 800m races ever? It’s crazy between this and the 1500 that US men’s middle distance is so good right now that every race is a heartbreaker