critical support to the trampoline dunkers

huh

BREAKING: A young doctor who lives near where Alex Pretti, a nurse, was killed by ICE says in a declaration he saw the shooting, went out to help, was not let through at first then patted down before being let by, and was apparently the first to try and provide any medical assistance to Pretti.

Just not sure anything substantial about the Bucks will change unless one or both of Doc Rivers and Giannis Antetokounmpo isn’t here anymore. Way too big of a sample to expect moves around the margin to make a real difference now. I know who I’d choose that’s for sure.

Listening to BS and I’ve heard a few “bet the Bucks regret that Middleton trade” takes, but tbh Kuzma has been a better player since last deadline, and that trade took us from the first apron to out of the tax entirely. I don’t regret that trade per se, I’m just sad Khris’ ankles turned to jello

Awful if this happens. Truly disgusting work.

Listen, probably nothing but you can’t be too safe. Gonna put us on preliminary It’s Happening Watch. Remember a Watch means the conditions are there but we haven’t seen anything. If we make it to a Warning then we’ll really need to buckle down.

prodigal son plot line

Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

hey sorry guys, hate stepping on a beautiful moment of celebration but that’s my manchurian candidate trigger. Tough timing but off I go

“If you didn’t see it, you would not believe it!” is: 1. A great call 2. Funny for a radio broadcast

I'm coming around to the idea of breaking up the '31 FRP into pieces I think.

Almost worse, @startribune.com is quoting from it, but removing the unhinged sounding parts. If you’re going to publish it, publish it whole so people see it’s fucking insane!

Jesus Christ

seeing my browser pop up a menu for "mocktails" featuring the Not-So-Hoppy Hammock as a nightstick reins blows on my skull

Can’t stop laughing at this post on the home improvement subreddit

Listening to a great interview with Boxall on @soccerwisehq.bsky.social and I’ll just say his comments on Dayne weren’t exactly effusive with praise lol

“immigration crackdown” when the woman being hauled away in the photo is a US citizen who was driving to a doctors appointment.

As I was being tailgated down W. River Parkway by a large SUV with tinted windows, the thought occurred to me that it might help if everyone drives a bit slower. Gives observers more time to identify feds. We have a 20 MPH speed limit on residential streets, let’s weaponize it

Switching from the “Conference Standings” tab to the “Tankathon” tab again

Ah well, at the Bucks will bring me joy!

hello!

why not

Kind of feel like a lot of politicians, even in Minnesota, are misreading the implications of this moment. I feel like the past three days have been tremendously radicalizing for so many people. I have witnessed it even in my own small communities, it goes beyond just incandescent rage.

Didn’t watch at all last night so catching the replay and already feeling insane seeing KPJ starting out guarding Luka while Rollins just stands in the corner on Smart.

I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

Horst is going to trade Ryan Rollins and the '31 unprotected for Ja and I'm going to become The Joker.

Yeah, but we brought in: ✅ Drake Callender ✅ Tomás Chancalay ✅ An infinite well of hopelessness that whatever glances of progress were shown were a mirage that we must reckon with, painting clownish smiles on our faces to hide hideous tears betraying what we know of our future ✅ Peter Stroud

CMON MAN

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

Update: The connection between Eric Ramsay and Strasbourg have been legitimate, but the #MNUFC head coach will not be going to the French club, per Daily Telegraph’s Matt Law on Monday.

lol my Chevy Bolt could drive out of this amount of snow

This may be unhinged cope, but the more smoke around the Hawks and AD there is, the more convinced I am that it's a leverage play and their talking to the Bucks about Giannis. Just don't think AD makes any sense for them besides being a cudgel to make Horst think they have other options.

DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

Law Murray, welcome to the War on Cars.

my new job is “being mary roach”

dave natthews band

KALEB BLAHA TO BLAKE ROHRER 79 YARDS 47 SECONDS LEFT TD FOR THE LEAD THEN UW-RIVER FALLS INTERCEPTS HOPKINS AND THEY’RE GOING TO THEIR FIRST EVER STAGG BOWL

[connor o’malley vine voice]

Escalloping? Online scallops?

Nightmare.

First spin 😎

Basketball is very good.

Not sure who’s the right person to do this story, maybe @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social maybe Wired (@timmarchman.bsky.social), but why is every escalator in America always broken? Spent the last 48 hours in New York and hoofed my luggage up broken escalators at EWR, Penn Station, a midtown Hilton, et al

I can feel it shift. $1 tickets at the Bradley Center, getting dripped on by a mystery substance. 80% of the crowd is here for the free Gruber shirt. Bucks down 20, but I like this Czechian kid they picked up from nowhere. Beers flowing, vibes awful, but who cares. It’s tank season baby. All aboard.

Gretzky skipped this coaching sessionl lol

Honestly, good job to whoever coached Shaq on these country pronunciations. He can't pronounce international NBA All-Stars this well.

what are we doing here man

Got part of it right