"i’ve been getting a little bit of flak just because my dad died in 9/11” is an awesome line

The don Quixote of eating pussy

Who up prefabbing they sprouts

i'm all here for bullying JD Vance but is this not massively telling on just how cowed the opposition leadership is when it comes to Trump's flagrant violation of the most integral keystone rules that underline our constitutional order

"Knight Rider" (1984) s02e17, Garthe Knight (Michael Knight's evil twin) breaks out of prison. Now in glorious HD.

I just shit,.,nlmypants

Want an example of something Democrats can do that’s not a strongly worded letter? DO NOT SAVE REPUBLICANS FROM THE CRISIS THEY CREATED. Their budget bill is going to increase healthcare premiums for 22 million Americans by 75% while financing a massive tax cut for billionaires.

Lol

Eating a taco bell empanada and thankin

It was better mostly bc my local store bought too much of it and put the surplus on deep discount. We only drank vault and water for a few years

Kram’er? i hardly Jim’d ‘er. Suze Orman folded up in a box: “Squawk”

She Jim on my Kramer til her Box Squawk

And then a few years later, Vault

the only nostalgia for 2002 we should have should be for the bountiful amount of Surge

We did it, we found the JK Rowling of the left.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@[email protected] Jade. You’ve GOT to see this dimwit trying to go after Ody!

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

Ai guys are awesome

She bubble on my squeak until I Full English Breakfast.

and the "wall" is called the "ookie cookie" when it's full of reskeets

Getting my dick sucked behind the Lobster Tank at 90’s Wal-Mart

We are 2 days away from On Cinema Season 16 🍿

mandatory daoist reeducation for all Americans, you WILL be made to understand the fleeting nature of all things and you WILL NOT cling to them

Breakfast, my beloved

In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

One Monday After Another

The Ones Who Visit Omelas Without Doing a Ton of Research But Then on the Tour of Omelas They’re Like “Wait What the Fuck Did the Tour Guide Just Say”

Love when an advertisement starts off strong with “we’ve all heard about the major systems of our bodies…”

shor & blue rose consulting are making a LOT of money doing what looks like shoddy work. that could suggest capture (curious what @adambonica.bsky.social thinks) example: BR data is used to tell scared D leaders what they want to hear: take the safer path, etc. so BR preserves their status/revenue

How does the IDF cum retrieval unit work is there like a list of women who are allowed to go in & be like ya put that guy who domed himself cuz he was sad about killing all those babies and toddlers stuff right up in me, or is the cum free for anyone or idk do their moms decide who gets their cum or

Siri, please play "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan

The Riyadh Comedy Festival people finally met his quote

Every couple of months @screamerjim.bsky.social inexplicably decides to do something like “watch every Marvel movie in order” and then for weeks we go through this exact conversation every single evening.

motorboating the loose skin under trump’s neck

Got me in the med bed like

Mark Hammill insisted George put that scene in scene in so he had an excuse to wear a diaper.

while paul thomas anderson is "ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER" some of us are "ONE NAP AFTER ANOTHER"

I got weed and briefs. Who wants to party!?

Got me in the med bed like