Disney betting on dropping Avengers Doomguy right alongside Dune in the same year that Baby Yoda's First Movie lost to three separate youtuber films is an almost impressive level of hubris

Incredible. Thank you Mayor Mamdani for your moral strength and leadership. You are one in a million.

crazy coincidence how so many of the people he has a problem with just happen to be trans women

"one of those" sure doesn't sound like a suspicious way of othering the jewish trans woman! nothing to see here!

A guy who never stops lying complaining about liars feels like one of those "one of these two guards can only tell the truth" puzzles.

Idk if posting we’re ruining my life, I would simply log off

Wait didnt I just see screenshots flying around about how this guy would never harass anyone or send his legions of sociopath followers to do so? Huh.

also note: he cut out the second tweet that explains that what he's doing is tremendously antisemitic behavior (it is, this is not your business White Baby)

another reminder this is the guy who calls it stochastic terrorism when people post his old tweets to show people he's a bloodless quant

oh i didn't realize he's like Mad mad about the comic reminder: he's not jewish, she is. i also think Watto is a thinly-veiled "no politic here" kind of guy

tell me how Secular Baptist Quant's latest meltdown regarding haus telling a joke is any different from meghan mccain trying to paint eli valley as an antisemite for mocking her in a cartoon, or how people of his flock were eager to call mel brooks an antisemite for the producers

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

extremely funny to me that analysts whose entire job is to think about these possibilities are only now catching up to Bluesky Consensus

Bluesky knew the strait of Hormuz, Graham Platner, and AIPAC democrats were all cooked months before the experts did. Meanwhile Twitter was convinced Spencer Pratt would win and the Odyssey would bomb. Which site is the not-real-life echo chamber again?

Setting aside the dubious proposition that Hanania is *former* racist, there’s the fact that he is a *current* Epstein apologist and advocate for statutory rape.

my entire life it feels like we’ve been on the edge of the empires collapse, but the last 2 years in particular have felt like we’ve entered its end game. somehow people think this is the golden age. we live in two different americas

lol

"Platform our campaign to end the public existence of trans people or we'll set the billionaire on you" If you contribute a single penny towards the revenue generated by the Potter franchise you're helping fund this shit.

flipping a coin to decide whether this is a sweet moment of Rona and Noel being supportive of Swan Boy being Like That or just another page in the reams of evidence for Swan Boy's titanic emotional intelligence

the knowledge that rona was just slightly offscreen watching their entire conversation the whole time adds so much hilarious context lmao

the joke in the swan boy series where his date holds his hand during a scary movie and he pulls away saying “oh? i’m not allowed to be scared?” is so funny… but also i’d go on 3 bad dates with a guy like that. he’d ghost me for a bizarre reason. like because i said inception was overrated

The At the Drive-In shirt is fresh out of the wash and ready to be worn again for three solid days.

mass layoffs at Pixar despite Toy Story 5 about to cross $1 billion at the box office. there is simply no amount of money that will make corporations happy enough to not upend people’s lives.

trying to come up with a REALLY good reason to scream at a tranny today

She's Jewish, you piece of shit. Hey, how come you're always picking trans people and women to bully and go around blocks to screenshot and to whip up your followers into harassing? You that afraid to stand up to a man even online? Prove you aren't, pussy. Come at me.

Today @zeteo.com, a piece I hope you'll read, about the shocking growth in US strikes on Somalia under Trump – which @davidsterman.bsky.social told me should be understood not as an escalation but a whole new war. That war is layered on top of an obscure one that, next year, will be the US' longest.

Wow -- Ken Paxton and his team abruptly shut down a news conference and bail after journalists try to ask him about his various scandals

this

So many good ones, but this one has a special place in my heart because "It's free and it's crunch," but also I used to be in the Sherlock fandom 🫡

My favorites

This one never fails to put me in stitches.

honorable mention

Yippie ki yay

Found that guy's truck

The statistics are flawed and don't reflect reality for the majority of Americans. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

Yeah, get out there and make sure everyone knows you think that comic is about you! Really let us know whoever else we might have thought of is completely wrong and solidify your position as the Bloodless Quant in our minds! You didn't "well actually" your way to fame to lose that title now!

out of respect to both you and OP, Stancil has made it untenable to accurately append alt text to any image involving him because he and his followers will use it to track people down to harass them. It's super great how T&S won't ban people for using alt text to stalk ppl!!! </sarcasm>

here, with ALT text

Been getting some mileage out of this

“chart for dinner” is so good, definitely will be a load bearing comic for me for the rest of my life

starting to wonder if the behavior of a small section of hyper online weirdos drives too much news

Some are calling it the most justified block of all time

lmfao so that’s why all those antiwoke accounts with bluechecks are posting this image for $2.33 in Twitter ad revenue

THE REAL SHRIMPGATE!!!