saw my first back to school ad this morning. my condolences to all the children having to put up with that bullshit in the first week of July

fun fact: t.A.T.u.’s 2002 hit song "They're Not Gonna Get Us" was prophetically written about my skeets

Based on my last skeet's popularity, I'm now a sports, umm, poster. That being said, sometimes I think about the episode of Grand Designs where this one dude was so excited to show off his bathtub built to fit six men. You can invite the whole rugby team round after the big game. AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?

the final score of the game is 86-47

it's the Knicks losing game 3 all over again

Mitch McConnell might never experience Confessions II 😭😩😭

I'm also dead inside. make me senator

if you think A.I. images look bloated and soulless, you should see my selfies

FIFA is one of the most corrupt institutions in the world and Trump still found a way to make it feel tainted

Out of curiosity, I scrolled back to the very first item I ever bought on Amazon, back in 2004, and it was a book. 🚨Nerd Alert🚨

win or lose, at the end of the day, we all hate england

The Wheels On The Bus Go HEY NO SPOILERS!!!

while you were partying, I was studying the blade

Stepson Sounds Out Tramp Stamp

the unwashed masses are at it again

Destiny’s manChild

A Letterboxd for TikTokers called Portraitd

fireworks followed by thunderstorms, followed by more fireworks, then finishing off with some more thunder and lightning. And tomorrow? You guessed it, more fireworks. Dogs are having as good a 2026 as the rest of us.

The only hot dog eating contest on coney island I care about

Asking my neighbors nicely to forgo fireworks this year on account of my dog. He finds them trite.

I have no opinion of Taylor Swift, which is in itself an opinion, but I digress. I do, however, have thoughts I can't delete from my brain regarding anyone with the means choosing to get married at Madison Square Garden.

T.G.I.W.F.

the lack of photo uploads is a peek into how Bluesky feels when you don't use alt text

I clicked on the Mamdani trending topic and now I see why people have a certain disposition toward the Bluesky user base. It's a lot of clowns angry that Mamdani's speech marking the 250th anniversary of America is positive in nature

Happy Big Willie Weekend to those who celebrate

maintaining the glimmer of light flickering behind my eyes as a goof

everything I’ve learned about the minions has been against my will

everyday is a gift but can this week fucking end already

passed a car for the first time with a "Let's Go Darwin" bumper sticker modeled after the old "Let's Go Brandon" fad, so I guess some things do evolve

when my new mechanic tells me this is a christian business after handing me back the keys

I usually don't start paying attention to the World Cup until after the All-Star Game

I take a month off and I completely forgot my job here is to post the dumbest things rattling around my brain. it may take me a few days to get back in the swing of things

Iced Stew™

And that is a wrap on this year's Pride Month Spotlights

Pride Month Spotlight Necessity, The Mother of Invention Queer culture is a masterclass in what you need to get by. No family, choose one. No love language, invent one. No safe space, carve one out. Can't express yourself openly, invent a code. No history, write it down before someone erases it.

Pride Month Spotlight Freddie Mercury, The Queen At 17, Farrokh Bulsara got on a plane from war-torn Zanzibar and when he landed in Old Blighty, out came Freddie Mercury. Brown, Parsi, immigrant, working class, queer, he was every kind of outsider at once. He channeled all of that into breaking free

Pride Month Spotlight Brenda Howard, The Pride of Pride This Bronx-born, bisexual, polyamorous, sex positive feminist helped organize the 1970 Christopher Street Liberation Day March and coined the concept of a Pride week which inevitably became a month and a world-wide phenomenon we celebrate today

Pride Month Spotlight The Mafia, The Landlords In the mid-20th century it was illegal to serve gay patrons. As we know, one person's crisis is another's opportunity, so the mafia built their empire exploiting New York's queer community through a stranglehold on the city's underground gay bars

Pride Month Spotlight The Salzikrum, The OG Enbys Literally translating to "woman-man" in ancient Babylon, they were given the same rights as men, owned businesses, married, and adopted children, proving that even 4,000 years ago, nonbinary identity has always been a matter-of-fact way of life

T.G.I.W.F. (whisper voice reveal edition 🤷🏻‍♂️)

Pride Month Spotlight Jackass, The Bond Nobody told Jackass it was supposed to be straight. It took the sweaty pageant of American masculinity, the bravado, the chest puffing, and just kept going, forcing an MTV generation to digest homoerotic humor with a total absence of straight panic.

Name a film with a title that is a full sentence.

I can only say with 97% certainty that I wrote the response

Pride Month Spotlight Willi Smith, The Accessible Culture ALWAYS rises from the bottom, and as the grandfather of streetwear, he looked at how everyday people dressed on the streets of NYC and translated that energy into relaxed, oversized, and affordable clothing for everyone, not just the elite

Pride Month Spotlight Paul Cadmus, The Unapologetic Subtext is for cowards. Before the Hays Code, before McCarthy launched his lavender scare, and before the establishment built its modern walls of censorship, Cadmus painted his truth, refusing to hide behind polite metaphors or safe abstractions

quick bluesky policy check, i know we can't wish death upon anyone, but is it okay to hope for a highly publicized international tribunal that ends in a legally mandated execution? just trying to remain a compliant netizen

Pride Month Spotlight Billy Preston, The Fifth Beatle The Sixth Rolling Stone The Seventh Wonder I was ready to give my usual spiel, but I came across this photo of Billy and he looks 100% like my recent ex, so it's fucking my shit up. So now you know a little something about me, much to my chagrin

Pride Month Spotlight Tom of Finland, The Daddy Banned for decades during an era of criminalization, his drawings of cocksure, muscular leathermen radiated unapologetic masculine desire. Those hyper-masculine fantasies countered the crushing oppression of the time with pride, strength, and humor