gladiator kingdom of heaven master and commander legally blonde

mad as hell i gotta smoke sativa tonight

Ross Douthat's mother should have named him Don't

i am proposing a 69 year mortgage

*me after meditating for two hours* Cash really does rule everything around me

wish i wasn’t paying for a new kitchen so i could quit this fucking job

all the steel we get in now is fucking shit man

queen dead bond dead empire in shambles playing second fiddle for their worst child

it's cold man

claus / fairy 2028

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Idiocracy was originally released as a comedy, but methinks in these times,

when i was in college i used to go to the local old folks home once in a while to help the residents with computer stuff and there was one dude charlie who just wanted someone to bullshit with while he googled pictures of brigitte bardot

if you’re making a computer girlfriend you should have to use the character creator from oblivion (2006)

Computer, make a lady who looks like my ex wives but make her find me attractive and say she loves me. Start simulation

computer generate a video of a girl who would offer her throat to the wolf with the red roses on a hot summer night

the pretty lady in the computer wants my dick

i’m built like this btw

esteemed milk

gonna lose my shit if i see another robot wearing a maid outfit

they changed the starmix bro i am crashing out rn we never shoulda let germany unify man

i sure feel a whole lot safer knowing the fuckass cops have a license plate reader in the grocery store parking lot dying empire

we had an intern that looked like this guy that got fired for incompetence

sorry my bad i’ll smoke quieter

You can't dislike my posts more than I do

the sky is so much bigger when all the leaves are gone

baja blast isn’t even good man

everything is five bucks more than it used to be dying empire

hell yeah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

might have taco bell for lunch and dinner today

Saying you'll "adopt" victims of genocide just plays into the *purpose* of the genocide fyi: colonialism You can simply support people without implying ownership, superiority, or a saviour position. My refusing to boost that language isn't just personal- it's a moral obligation.

gf had never seen spartacus and man this is a whole lot hokier than i remember

cuomo seething after discovering reverse groping (consensual)

One should never have to suffer the indignity of ‘networking’

(Thanking a German) Donkey shame

hate going to work man hate this fuckin place hope it goes under hope every business goes under

cuomo would have won if he had gone on the tv and said “yeah i got oj’s fuckin bronco what of it?”

god i wish that was me

stopped doing this for a cuppla weeks and everything went to shit so maybe there’s a lesson to be learned there

i hope i never learn about another comedian as long as i live man i’ve had it with these guys i have no reason to know what a tim dillon is

my guardian angel doing the it’s a wonderful life bit but everyone’s life is way better without me

maverick would be a good name for a horse

congrats to all haters we deserve a win

BREAKING: Mamdani alone in the bathroom looks in the mirror and smiles; suddenly his eyes turn black and he headbutts the mirror, laughing maniacally as a trickle of blood slowly runs down his forehead and onto the bridge of his nose … but the laughing voice isn’t his own … it’s Dick Cheney’s

do we still have work tomorrow or

gf likes to watch these british dudes renovating some french chateau on the youtube and none these people wear ppe ever