Not being on socials outside occasionally posting while overseas has been such a treat for my brain. Think that it's gonna stay this way outside the occasional photo dump here or insta.

god this guy rules

Inauthentic behaviours? On social media?

i'm 800 years old

Fuckboi era has been entered

Saw GOST in 2023 with Perturbator. Still the best live synth show I've been to. Dude will be very sorely missed.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 01,1946

Good signs: Vietnam

my son blungi orders a sloppy steak at truffoni’s and if they won’t do it he orders a steak and a cup of water and slops it up himself 🤣 the waiters are stunned when they can’t stop him from making his sloppy steak!

My painting WESTERN STORM

Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank#Cum-Cum#DeutscheBank#Ermittlung

Maybe check back with us after the state elections this year.

ngl the updated branding for @bsky.app is bold

just one hit bro, i just need to level out bro

L E fant

Cooked as: featuring Big Milk

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

Rocking out

Mid 90s British Television : 3374s

As an Australian in Sri Lanka atm it's pretty cool that when you introduce yourself now, it's about 50% "oh cricket" and 50% "why are you sending planes to the middle east".

Sri Lankan folks gotta line up with a QR code, on their assigned day, for hours in an orderly fashion to put 5 litres of fuel in their scooter. Meanwhile fuckheads in Australia fill up their yank tank and an extra tank and a tank in the trunk just in case it might go up a couple more cents.

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

google gemini suggested emails are saving me hours of work per week and now I'm finally productive enough to put the gun all the way in my mouth instead of chickening out at the lips

the latin way to apologise is called "mea cupla" cause if you want me to forgive you you have to buy "mea" "cuppla" beers

Jackie Chan’s Official Home Page in 1995

[0012816] Crash when making a statement about your profession to yourself

Yes. The real victim of Robodebt was *checks notes* Scott Morrison...

Hottest Stressed show on record @ The Annandale Neighbourhood Centre

“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle

The goverment cant stop you from having a little grindcore before bed

Brutal stuff. The hyperscalers are a death cult now. Meta has burned $100bn+ on nothing and human beings will suffer for it

I know you’ve all been wondering and Yes, Jeremy Piven has a podcast No, it hasn’t been updated since 2022 Yes, it’s called How U Livin J Piven

Low hanging fruit, but when your tourism industry is being fucked because an alzheimers patient likes explosions, we'll take it

Abso Lutely

Oh my fucka god.

I cant explain why, but if you gave AI the voice of Kermit I think I might finally use and trust it

I'M NOT A PIMP! / S07E19 The Wig Master

cum!

So far so good

ATTENTION HOT PEOPLE‼️ InPrnt is having a FREE SHIPPING event this weekend. Really, really good time to grab some wall art! www.inprnt.com/gallery/artb...

SONG OF THE DAY - #73 - MARCH 14TH, 2026 Milk Talk - The Bay www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0kE...

You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal

5 std drinks. $2. Fuck.

It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke. This is not a joke. We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.

Mission accomplished

Sri Lanka: Day one

A Sri Lankan man just gave me a full pack of slim cigarettes for showing him Donny Benet. That's what we in the biz call a "cultural exchange". youtu.be/eM3XyivYPYI?...