Dressed as an Aus Open for work

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ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again. BOSS: Is that true? MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!! ME: He’s not actually surprised. BOSS: Really? He seems surprised. MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!! ME: No, he’s doing a bit. BOSS: Hm. I don’t know

We as a society have grown past the need for a new ‘Todd Sampson travels around talking to people’ tv show

Director: You de-age those actors for the Jurassic Park bit? CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked Director: what

I cannot have this post lost to time. I am putting it here for safekeeping

Laughing imagining a guy seeing chappell roam grammy dress and saying "Aaaannnnndddd jacking off was not on my bingo card for 2026," it seems a little crass for me to just outright say in a quote tweet so I said I imagined a different guy saying it.

getty images is short for spaghetti images. it later branched out to other kinds of images

The night belongs to those who only really start functioning at 2pm, not you 4am swim & gym freaks Everything the dawn touches is yours. 🙏 tennis shouldn’t influence how moviedrunk i get i don’t go forcing riesling down your neck while you’re working out! (i can if you want tho, i gotchu)

Every time I happen to catch free-to-air, it's always talking about something simultaneously too old to be relevant but also too currently ubiquitous to be nostalgia inducing.

i dont wanna be at work i wanna have a lot of sex and take a ton of adderall and play dota 2

The world is on fire and everything is bad, so here is a disconnected series of screenshots from my time spent delving into the Nintendo Entertainment System classics over the break, which I enjoy entirely out of context. NES games are great, thoroughly recommend the deep dive!

for no reason recalling this

Not one mention of Napalm Death in this article!

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this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming. no, those people shouldn’t get a break.

good news everyone

After reassessing the financial ramifications of green rupee production, the Royal Mint of Hyrule is ending production of the one-rupee gem. paletteswap.site/dif...

A white guy threw a homemade bomb into a crowd protesting colonialism in Australia and the media have broadly reframed it in more gentle terms, eg this describing it as a "device" that was 'designed to explode'.

The Drifter has future funk in one of its scenes. Haven't felt as seen since vaporwave in Nope.

i'm so excited for tomorrow i can't even sleep. monday is the most magical day of the week, because it's only four days away from whiskey friday with tony dokoupil. that's almost as close to whiskey friday with tony dokoupil as you can get

Better Lovers at the Manning Bar. Good over 30's circle pitting experience. Only got head kicked once.

Cyberpunk's not "dead," but it's old-fashioned, even tenderly nostalgic, like being a poetic '50s beatnik rebel in 1985 Countercultures get assimilated. The very fact that ChatGPT can slop-out a cyberpunk with such chatbotty confident-wrongness... it's not "electronic frontier" here in 2026

kinda silly to look around on a daily basis and find yourself as the adult in the room

it's the soundtrack to crank 2: high voltage by mike patton of faith no more fame thursday www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXEZ...

Ah fuck. Get ready for some GARBAGE lads

I had to do it

In 2003, Wikipedia held a logo design contest. Here are four of the finalists:

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

Having mdma for breakfast then doing a deep house clean

[metallica "for whom the bell tolls" voice] tony dokoupil / whiskey friday

five years from now we will survey the damage that large language models and diffusion engines have wrought upon the internet, and we will wonder why we chose to actively sacrifice the single most transformative source of knowledge the world has ever known. and there will be no satisfying answer

Sonic is the gaming equivalent of driving a Lambo in peak hour traffic

Something melancholic going on in the reviews for Officeworks Alexandria

Bohemian Rhapsody played three times

Rare day having to work in the office in normal hours and these fuckers put on "the good playlist" for Friday. So far it's a greatest hits of songs from bank ads. They are loooooving it.

one of those moments when you just know you're about to hear something insightful and meaningful

The biggest lie of our generation was when everyone said The World's End was bad and Paul was a better Simon Pegg/Nick Frost movie.

6 years

Being a real gamer is going home to see the family and being roped into joining your 11 year old niece for a Fortnite duos comp.

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

i am glad attitudes are changing but when i was young most parents believed it wasn't worth the delay in weapon mastery to teach a child to dual wield from a young age

holy fuck it’s real