as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be offline

embarassing

SINFELD1.BMF

Grandma got into the edibles again

FINALLY GOT IT! I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000. Over 20,000 the past month alone. Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away" In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare: Fish success story. 🪶

"Any plans for the weekend?"

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unfortunately hogwarts legacy is the 26th highest grossing game of all time. the boycott did little to change that. and i doubt chuds buying two copies (or pretending to) did anything to move the needle. it made all that money from normals buying a big ip they recognize. online is a lot of noise

At least anime Split Fiction looks pretty damn cool

That quiet confused applause, after Werner Herzog just waxed lyrical about Warframe, encompasses the exact bewildering vibe of this whole show

We won't distribute Horses though, anyway here's our 5 minute cinematic trailer of gorespots

Hitman: kill Sean Bean 007 First Light: suck off Lenny Kravitz

Amazon putting only the best stuff front and center in their 15 second Game Awards spot

Reading any government initiative

Ladies and gentlemen,

Jonathon Blow coming out of his cocoon to bring us the best puzzle game every 10 years

GF walked in and looked at the TV and said “baby this shit is really stupid”

The award for the "Worst Statement Made By an Executive About Their Community" goes to... MATT TURNER Executive Producer at Xbox For his ridiculous suggestion that laid-off gamedevs turn to ChatGPT for emotional support!

The 2025 Gamer Words

Beautifully poetic having this call-to-action that negatively affects poorer kids and those in regional Australia being plastered on a bridge that can only be seen between the CBD and the mansion suburbs

Just found out about Wes Andersons

Tomorrow is my last day on Gamer, and before I leave, I wanted to give everyone a little gift. Below, you’ll find Good Game: The Complete* Collection. All 12 seasons of Good Game, 418 episodes, in one massive playlist. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Picking up all the single women at the All-Bran™ Gut Bacteria Reef Virtual Experience

Beautifully poetic having this call-to-action that negatively affects poorer kids and those in regional Australia being plastered on a bridge that can only be seen between the CBD and the mansion suburbs

fuckin nearly got knocked down like six times this morning by kids just letting the hoop and stick hoop get away from them and roll down the street all helter skelter. bring back the web sites.

All this because he didn’t want to say no when his kid wanted to get Snapchat. Can’t wait to see what sweeping reforms are coming in next when Wippa doesn’t feel like bringing the bins in

I’ve hit that age where I watch a movie for three days. No longer and no less than the course of three days.

You Belong

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

He's actually doing the Dr Rudi line.

What a weird fucking year

Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this

you should be able to use your amiibos at the grocery store to give food different attributes and items. big food. food that's harder to launch. food has a big hammer for a bit. invincible food (can't eat). food is just a bomb. stuff like that. sourdough loaf hits you with a bat. this could be huge

At about $60K that's about 128 million graduate team indie games, at $150K about 500,000 small indie games, at $300K about 250,000 mid-size debut indie games, or at around $950K about 110,000 indie games by a team of more experienced devs. There are a total of 110,000 indie games on Steam.

I cannot emphasise enough just how bad this impending social media ban legislation is.

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King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Enmore Theatre - Night 1 (4/12/25)

I'm at the combination

Opera House Gizz

A guy I worked with at JB Hi-Fi told me he once had a transcendent experience listening to Ed Sheeran on LSD. That was always my barometer for an awful trip. But tavern-core Grimes and Mr Beast's warping non-smiling face is something that the writing team for nightmares drafts up.

It really shows that a lot of people remember 90s games the way they advertized themselves, not the way they were. Marketing blubber supercedes reality. Which kinda makes sense given how many people finish games in general.

Back in the 2000s, all you had to do was make a parody that was like, “A seven nation army couldn’t smoke me crack,” and someone would show up with a huge bag of money and go, “Would you be interested in making Songs in the Key of Crack a legitimate business venture?”