Night 1!

Doughboys sighted at Small Cheval in Wicker Park.

TUBI or not TUBI? lolzzzzzz that's right THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is now available to watch for FREE on TUBI! We also just dropped a bunch of new merch at the yeyostore (check it below). It's the best day of your life!

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

now seated for Marty Supreme (2025)

i'm from the european country with a spotless history which does not benefit in any way from american imperialism and definitely doesn't help supply the US military and support their operations, so i get to act smug at american citizens i think. boo, american citizens, boo

If T*ylor got in before Wesley Willis, what are we even doing here?

Watching the news

My boys are en route!

You've killed a bunch of cops.

The Jon Hamm episode of Toast of London is the best one

Well someone’s never worked retail

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

okay the season finale of Pluribus was good

let’s party

He doesn’t owe anyone anything, but at the same time FINISH THE BOOKS, YOU TURD!

tech billionaires are dumb as shit and should definitely be parted from their money for repeatedly bad ideas. hell they're pivoting to a new one right now with ai

when some ninny whines that Raising Cane’s chicken isn’t seasoned

*Matt Berry voice* A regular fuck fiesta

Wrong, bitch!

Every millennial retirement plan is turning into this.

I feel like Edge of Tomorrow was weaker for replacing edged weapons with guns.

Joe Rogan calling ICE the gestapo is probably a sign of what other morons are starting to figure out. It only took a guy shooting a woman in the face on video and calling her a fucking bitch

GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good. Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?

I’m glad we’re getting another chance to see Hosoda’s Scarlet in theaters since it played for literally a day here last month.

now seated for All You Need is Kill (2026)

$SUCKMYDICK

now seated for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)

If I flip you off for having your car pulled into a crosswalk, you don’t get to flip me off back. You’re the problem. Accept it. Smash your face in with a brick. Repent.

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Straight up didn't happen. This news is literally fake.

now seated for Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) in IMAX

:(

#nrw Mannequin (1987)

ICE agents are fucking stealing and selling peoples’ PHONES

Had some lomo saltado, a favorite dish of Guy Fieri, underneath a portrait of Pope Leo enjoying some ceviche, one of his favorite Peruvian dishes. I’ve been looking for a new Peruvian place in Chicago and found one of the best a mile away from me.

Deadbert

lol owned

Dilberitos (1999-2003): A line of licensed vegan microwave burritos tied-in with the comic strip "Dilbert". Available in Mexican, Indian, Barbecue, and Garlic & Herb. Noted for it's poor taste and food engineering that packed all 23 essential vitamins and minerals into each one