shut up shut UP! Shut The Fuck Upppp'!!!!

Tonight!

everybody, meet my son

Thinking about the CD Cenobite and wondering what he’s up to these days

Rape Van Winkle

The Killer Condom (1996) features a blond republican presidential candidate from New York who talks about “making this country strong again “ It’s a bit eerie. (He gets it bitten off) #HorrorFilms

I have now been within a person’s length of both Joe Hisaishi and Nobuo Uematsu. I can die happy.

He played The Sixth Station from Spirited Away five feet away from me. Incredible night.

Front row for my first time at the Chicago Symphony Orchestra. In a half hour, Joe Hisaishi will be ten feet away from me conducting songs from Castle in the Sky and Spirited Away.

Happy 80th Birthday, John Waters!

Well, as it happens- deadline.com/2026/04/rogu...

It’s pretty fucked up that they overdubbed Frakes playing trombone on Star Trek because if you imagine Riker as a character doing it really shitty it makes all those scenes much funnier

Finally, George Orwell's intended ending has been restored.

breakfast time

Even better would be to go back to Mom and Pop corner video stores with the weird horror films selection that you just rented based on the box cover alone. 📼 🎦

Literal cartel

Read the Amy Eskridge texts and now I might be entering my Conspiratorial Old Man Era.

Please tell me Bill has AIDS

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

CHRONO CROSS window frames 🖼️

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

another lifetime ago (1998-2000) my then current boyfriend befriended a guy from the internet named trent. he turned out to be a comic book artist (the boyfriend was an artist) and the only thing i remember about his comic is they did a tmnt crossover. random memory

bag of combos $4.50 lmao dying empire

Sharon Osborne was ▶️an immigrant into the USA in the late 1970s ▶️an immigrant into Ireland in the mid 1990s ▶️an immigrant into the USA again from 2002 to 2005 ▶️and then again from 2010 to 2020 She has been an immigrant for approx 48 of her 73 years www.nme.com/news/tv/shar...

Like your name on the yes vote to create ICE?

now seated for Exit 8 (2026)

Regurgitated Tarantino with a worse soundtrack

now seated for They Will Kill You (2026)

The new Massive Attack x Tom Waits track and video are worth a listen and watch.

bluesky: we are pivoting to AI [site catches on fire] bluesky: this was not the fault of AI

NEOGEO NEOGEO

He could not force himself to understand how banks functioned and so forth, because all the operations of capitalism were as meaningless to him as the rites of a primitive religion, as barbaric, as elaborate, and as unnecessary.

I'm sad and want everybody else to be sad too - first guy to make cauliflower rice

ICE activity in Chicagoland has been on the rise with the temperature the last few weeks. These incidents don't have the spectacle that characterized Greg Bovino and Border Patrol's raids in the fall, but people are still being abducted by federal agents across the city and suburbs.

If you smoke on the train, you should be killed

Almost a year after moving, my old Milwaukee neighborhood might get hit by a tornado.