I don't know. Since Kyle Sandilands and Alan Jones went off air I'd say we're doing okay at dealing with feral pigs.

Simon. Mate. You write for a broadsheet newspaper owned by on nonagenerian billionaire who controls vast swathes of the world's media. You are the fucking elite.

Damn. I still had money on Obama being the first US President to praise Allah...

You'd have thought the business lobby would justt be happy there are an extra 10, 000 people visiting those CBD businesses...

So the RBA Governor is lifting interest rates to fight inflation caused by excess spending by...the RBA governor.

Does someone want to explain to Chris that being a "conviction politician" is only a good thing if the convictions are good?

Wait, so the AFR's "Oil and gas industry representative" thinks taxing the oil and gas industry is a "bad idea"? I'm shocked...

Yes. The real victim of Robodebt was *checks notes* Scott Morrison...

Then fucking leeeeave dude

Wait oil tankers are called "merchant ships"? So BP's just sending some dude with a jar of cinnamon sticks and saffron threads in exchange for a barrel of unleaded this whole time?

There was "at worst, a troubled setllement" of Australia...? Is that like you how were an adviser to Australia's "best prime minister"?

Now taking bets on whether Matt Canavan will turn up to this first press conference as leader in coal dust blackface

Were those 4 words "wow...we're both awful"?

When the world feels chaotic remember, The Guardian will always be there to go full Guardian

The Iran War won't feel real until The Age/SMH print: "what will the Middle East conflict do to Melbourne and Sydney property prices?"

US foreign policy genius: "So like, what if we took that mass shooting problem we have...but made it everyone's problem too?"

Personally, I'm just happy Melania Trump is chairing the UN Security Council in a couple of days to sort this whole "Iran" thing out...

Turns out that the punishment for assaulting a journalist who works for The Oz is being forced to write for them.

Who's going to tell the AFR that defending the "ultra-elite" in the Epstein files might not be a good hill to die on?

Sweet Jesus Tony Abbott on 7:30 calling Pauling Hanson "responsible" on immigration

Pauline Hanson: "Look, One Nation will work with anyone" Barnaby Joyce & Malcolm Roberts: "Yeah...literally anyone"

Jane Hume just went "my partner is Greek and my brother in law is Chinese" so I can't be racist. Amazing scenes.

If Angus Taylor could stop with the dead-eyed stare down the barrel of the camera and into my soul that would be great.

Why does Angus Taylor speak like the Hunchback of Notre Dame?

There's every chance Angus Taylor is realising what a shit sandwich he's inherited and is trying to work out how to back out of it...

Turnbull: "A lot of people say Angus Taylor is the best qualified idiot I've ever met" ...well at least he said Angus was well qualified.

So Angus Taylor has somehow managed to cock up his first job as opposition leader of "holding a press conference"...

Sussan Ley: "I love the western plains of NSW, the Murray and Murrumbidgee rivers and the rural communities that it has been my enormous privilege to represent" ...which is why you took 27 taxpayer-funded trips to the Gold Coast and bought property there right?

Narrator: Angus Taylor did not, in fact, have the economic brain

I really feel like a journalist is about to tell me "why I shouldn't underestimate Angus Taylor"...

If "the most high profile" resignations you've got are Paterson and Duniam, I think you have a profile problem...

Hello ladies. Meet James Paterson. A "Liberal powerbroker"...

Or, as the case will be when the Liberal Party elect Angus Taylor, "change, then die"

If Angus Taylor is the smartest policy brain in shadow cabinet then the Liberals don't need a new leader, they need a new shadow cabinet.

Angus Taylor's video has the biggest "please clap" energy I've ever seen...

"He's got to go now" combined with this photo might be the worst application for Liberal Party leader since...the last time Angus Taylor applied

If this was NSW police showing "remarkable restraint" then I think maybe NSW police has hired a bunch of violent psychopaths...

Yeah Chris, we've all seen the footage champ. The cops weren't punching bags, they turned protestors into them.

"International law never existed anyway" is certainly...one way for Alexander Downer to justify bugging East Timor to steal their oil

Hello ladies! IPA boy Adam Creighton thinks your career advancement is undermining society so it's best if you get back in the kitchen, but can he buy you a drink?

At a certain point you kind of have to admire Janet Albrechtsen's determination to die on this hill...

The Oz: Ongoing leadership instability is actually...good for Sussan Ley. Christ.

Katter's gonna start threatening reporters again when someone explains laws about murder aren't "devised" by actual murderers...

Journalists really don't seem to get how a Coalition works. The Liberals only ever had "just 28 seats".

He may not know anything, but he knows what he hates...

This really might be up there with "spear tackling a 6-year-old during an election campaign" for dumbest idea Scott Morrison's ever had

Day #837 of the Resistance: Commander Albrechtsen has issued another Higgins decree as morale sinks even lower...

So now that they're not a Coalition, can we poll them separately? Cause I really think the Liberal number would have a 1 in front of it.

David Littleproud: Nice day of mourning you got there. Shame if anything *strikes match* happened to it...

David Littleproud to stop bleeding votes to One Nation by acting as unhinged as they do...