Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar

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went stardew valley concert mode

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Public Figures - Onto Something Cheerfully ratty naarm duo sounding like the opening support act for magic dirt at the tote on a sweaty friday night, somewhat fitting given they are the opening support act for magic dirt at the tote tonight

Fallout 4 being 10 years old seems wrong. The other thing is that Back In The Day we'd have had 3 other Fallout games between then and now if modern game dev wasn't fucked, but given Bethesda these days they'd probably all be bad anyway

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spending a lot of my weekend lying down to recover from being sick, which ironically involved a lot of lying down

I really need a kebab tbh

the healing power of lying in bed cannot be understated

extremely overdue but I'm getting really into vampire survivors. love to just move around and not have to actually do much of anything tbh

a bag of peanut m&m's is a quick and easy dinner

can't do anything at all for like a week, completely alone and miserable on my 30th birthday, gym progress fucked, and it costs way too much money to get certificates and meds etc. really having a good time!

what I thought was just an annoyingly persistent cold might actually be a sinus infection. yay.

nobody told me it was going to be 30 degrees today and now I'm mad. i'm still sick and having to deal with hot weather on top of that? nah just put me down

just ate about a week's worth of carbs in one go and immediately had to nap for 3 hours and now I feel weird. great saturday night so far

I am finally not sick enough that I can go on the computer. Of course I'm just going to do the same things I've been doing on my phone/ipad for the last 4 days but it's different

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Having a wild Friday Halloween night (still sick, will probably go to bed early, and neither me or any of my friends planned anything anyway)

I think I might be starting to feel better. like 5% at most but we're getting there

I've been like this for nearly 4 days and all I've been able to do is look at my phone or ipad. starting to lose it tbh

fucks sake

The temptation to eat 8000 calories worth of some sort of takeaway is real even though I had pizza last night (which was probably also 8000 calories)

can someone take my bins out for me. I am still Diseased and experiencing agonies

im glad the government posting halo memes is revealing that half the people reporting on it are fine with it

it's good how being sick can end up expensive because getting a doctor's appointment sooner than 2 weeks is impossible, so I have to get certificates from the chemist or online things and suddenly it's cost me like $80 just to prove that i deserve to have a few days off

It's my 30th birthday! And I've managed to get sick so it kinda sucks so far

I think I would pay someone $100 to bring me hungry jacks because I really want a tasty treat due to feeling awful and garbage and terrible

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

“Don’t you wish you had a computer you could talk to?” No I absolutely the fuck do not, what is wrong with you.

A really cool thing is that I seem to be getting sick the day before my birthday. This is what I get for being social and going out in public

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finally getting to lie down after an entire work day of feeling like absolute garbage gotta be one of the best things ever

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

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I look at my phone and apparently whole cycles of some guy becoming well known online and then being cancelled for actually being a nazi are completed before i even know who the guy is

yesterday I had barely any carbs and now today I've had like one billion carbs. a land of contrasts

could somebody start to eat jeff bezos lunch a little bit maybe. we let him kill borders books in dallas and now he wrecked online, could we get like a second option. i dont know computer i do not know how any of it works. im sorry

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the range finder for snipers is way too good in BF6 because someone like me with terrible aim shouldn't be able to get a 21 killstreak at the start of a breakthrough match while attacking

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more context for people on the consumer reports lead/protein thing, from: Flannery B, Middleton K, Updated interim reference levels for dietary lead to support FDA's Closer to Zero action plan, Regulatory Toxicology and Pharmacology, Volume 133, 2022, 105202, ISSN 0273-2300, doi.org/10.1016/j.yr...