by age 30 you should have at least two group chats with incomprehensible names like “SOGGY JAMES HATERS” that are on different platforms and yet contain the same people and have distinct purposes that have never been discussed

BIG HOPS

bailey was the beautiful voice of dalia in Ambrosia Sky and needs your help. if you can spare anything, please 🙏

I'm claiming my @mobygames.com profile: www.mobygames.com/person/18049...

if any of you want to read the sordid tale of my most recent experience with being doxxed by my stalker since 2018. my lawyer looked over all of this and approved it. x.com/spaceghost/s...

i tap the sign that i wrote for my own benefit wearily for the third day in a row, but it brings me no peace. it never does. i tap it to remind myself that the perpetuation of this cycle is my biological imperative. all of this has happened before. all of this will happen again and im craving snack

never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm or during shark week

i have the kind of autism that allows me perfect command over all aspects of my presentation and behavior until i hit an invisible limit that i get little to no warning of approaching, and when broached a random sense will become overloaded and i'll need to make it stop as a matter of life or death

never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm or during shark week

first session back at the gym in two weeks and i feel like myself again 😌

i have the kind of autism that allows me perfect command over all aspects of my presentation and behavior until i hit an invisible limit that i get little to no warning of approaching, and when broached a random sense will become overloaded and i'll need to make it stop as a matter of life or death

please enjoy this video of Daniel eating shit

ichigo get off that FD RX-7 you don’t even have a license

the face of a woman who went to the mall (noisy) and survived

the reason women have so many shoes is that having just the right pair of shoes for an outfit+occasion combo delivers the same dopamine shot as when a man suddenly needs a cable that he didn't throw out and instead put in The Cable Box in the bottom drawer seven years ago

my work on Ambrosia Sky is finished so i'm taking a couple of months to myself to get the first New Astoria book ready for publication looking for a literary agent who's interested in sapphic scifi :) if you want me for AAA, let's start talking now for something starting maybe april onwards?

it brings me no pleasure to report that I have a new idiomatic Greek coinage

happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all who celebrate 🙏

this tweet is the reason i’ve held back at least half of my expedition 33 jokes

Divine Frequency - a GZDoom powered horror FPS with some of the filthiest environments this engine is capable of. A demo is available, which I encourage you to check out. store.steampowered.com/app/2548880/...

sobbing on the couch after midnight at the final firefly ending of penacony in honkai star rail

me….ow

chin scratches 😌

happy friday everyone. im a tree

i met the team for behind Phantom Brigade when it was in early access at an event here in vancouver. it was very cool and they are very cool and Phantom Brigade is fun, you should buy it i appreciate their approach to development and engineering and i am not surprised the game has kept improving

how many pills do you think you could see a person swallow in one go before it would start to register as concerning

Knights of the Old Republic 2 nailed it with as segment where you play as a droid who can be turned loose at the end of the quest "I won't cause any problems." "I won't cause any problems. [Lie]"

i definitely take autumn’s point here but i’ve seen forbes writers talking about how this game was doomed because… *checks notes* TGA gave them a closing trailer slot for free “making up stupid shit about games that aren’t even out yet” is out of control even in mainstream media

this is real it happened to me

hamburger 🍔

just realizing that i have a tonne of old mutuals from twt following me that i didn’t realize! if we know each other please reply so i can find you again!

unfortunate that the haters i left behind get such a good view of my back 💅

tsuyu is my favourite character in all of ffxiv by such a large margin i could not tell you who #2 is ❤️❤️

heeee look at her go

when i was working on the marketing team for dauntless and we went WFH for covid i started going a little crazy and made overly elaborate "stream starting soon" videos to play during standup each morning

i enjoyed writing this so much i tried again on the other site which one do you like best?

never understood why men use women for sex when they could be using them to have a fated conflict played out in dance before a final heart-rending confrontation you both know you’re not walking away from but you can’t look away from youtu.be/e5xueJq4Lwc?...

no gym today. my body feels Heavy in a way that lets me know i need rest my plants are growing and so am i :)

if you have not been in the room where decisions like this are made, this is what they look like spreadsheets of roles averaged to salary costs, and counts

bonus points for Del’s Razor: “how awesome it is to be in love with a woman - something that was really cool when i was growing up”

after six months at the gym you should have: one woman you silently adore one man you have beef with biceps unrelated (she just left)

ADHDers already have a term for what happens when two of them vibing are in a room talking: dolphining Dive in and out of subjects organically b/c you both already know how the sentence ends. NTs can't keep up. They think you're nuts & get angry because too many "tangents." Perfectly normal to NDs

in star rail there was a spacefaring ship called the xianzhou who were basically immortal but being alive too long let them accumulate too many memories which broke their brains and made them go insane honestly. pretty relatable biceps and hips

in star rail there was a spacefaring ship called the xianzhou who were basically immortal but being alive too long let them accumulate too many memories which broke their brains and made them go insane honestly. pretty relatable biceps and hips

nothing comes as easy as you

yay ☺️

faster than my arrows? i think not 😤

every version of a better future requires us to be strong. so let's work on getting stronger, together

every second you spend in a conflict that does not advance your goals, you move further away from them

rude but fair, costar