grass must be cut.......,the og power wash sim

met my friend's dad when i was a teenager so we could all jam and he told me i was a snake with an ego

can't believe i get to eat a bag of popcorn tomorrow and watch marty supreme. yes, that one! the american film Marty Supreme!

new sticker ft. the dog in question

ian tonight

YAAAAAAAAAY

Ricky getting to heaven and meeting god/Santa:

MEEEEEEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS

best place cus ppl don't really shit on other recommendations they'll just be like yesss i like watching that 4k movie but also try this oneee

jesus

AND NOW TECHNICOLOR MARVEL TIME nrw: white christmas (1954) dir: michael curtiz dp: loyal griggs w/ @slaypussyhat.gay and @weakcrybaby.bsky.social

with a glass raised to toast your health and a promise to share the wealth i will sail a friendly course, file a friendly chart on a sea of love and a thankful heart

GOD SAVE MY LITTLE BROKEN BODY

no scope

there goes mister ASSHOLE there goes mister BITCH

does anyone know how to make this annoying lady go away? she just showed up and started trying to tell things about my past and future

and now for the reason of the season nrw: the muppet christmas carol (1992) dir: brian henson dp: john fenner w/ @slaypussyhat.gay and @weakcrybaby.bsky.social

BOXING DAY MORTIMER

real verbatim type shit

true story earlier this year i instantly followed bro purely based off handle + pfp and didn't check any further

ok bless you all

deeply unmedicated individual

don't forget to open animal crossing @girlboss.capital

happy holidays goat @mojitofiend.bsky.social

And Bane, who did NOT give you permission to die,

this is what you just spent half an hour making?

the big man to all the naughty kids tonight

happy international hot dog day everyone!

christmas eve collar time :) "love you guys!" is something he said.

this year one of our homies who has almost zero function from the waist down benched a plate for reps. man.

one of my favourite days of the year. i look around and the people that walked in in january with their heads tucked down, tugging at their clothes, constantly glancing around are now palling around, laughing, smashing weights, enjoying a treadmill walk. here's to the coolest place ever, The Gym.

2025 goated moments in This Will Probably Never Happen Again history

right now the elves are hard at work making as much alani energy drinks and preworkouts as possible for @girlboss.capital and i

Our little Christmas movie, RED ONE shattered a viewing record for @amazon @PrimeVideo with 50 million viewers this past weekend. RED ONE has a long shelf life with multiple verticals - kudos to our Amazon partners for their strategic win, that's just getting started.

oh wow

"I would love to be in the next Red One. So, Red Two, I suppose? Would really be game over, I think." Josh O'Connor for Deadline

for christmas i want to increase Gabe Newell's fortune. your goal within the next 24 hours should be to purchase a Steam Deck OLED.

It makes me so happy to I see my best friends making great life choices.

when will all of the stupidest people wake the fuck up and play it