I made cookies today. I’ll send you the recipe if you like.

The last time my great uncle visited from Germany was prior to Lufthansa banning smoking. He didn’t think he could make the trip without it.

I made cookies today. I’ll send you the recipe if you like.

welp

wow this is almost, like, a platform someone could successfully run on

it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind

What in the goddamn hell

Doesn’t seem like @pitchingninja.com shared this video here, so here’s a video of his Yesavage/Rogers overlay

ChatGPT Convinced a Man to Cut Off His Dick and Balls, Then Display it as Baby Jesus in His Town’s Nativity Scene. Has AI Finally Gone Too Far?

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

all i'm saying is that there were better options

Hell yeah student newspaper

You heard it here first: Jacob Elordi tells @beccamford.bsky.social he'd rather kiss on the beach than talk about AI vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/frankenstein-jacob-elordi-euphoria-interview

Pat McAfee is like a best man toast that never ends. He makes Terry Bradshaw look like Mel Brooks. defector.com/pat-mcafee-i...

pals you gotta quit spotify

I have a joke about Deez, it’s nuts.

When bro says “can you buy me a cup of coffee”

WOOF

Objectively hilarious

Cheap, minimally online if at all, doesn't spy on you, doesn't have subscriptions or micro transactions, won't be enshittified, you own it, reminds them of simpler times or childhood, modern pop culture is adversarial and alienating

The best corners of the world and web are narrated, with whimsy and kindness, by one voice--

@stephenaryan.bsky.social IKYKWIM!!!!!

We don't talk enough about what non-stop prescription drug commercials are doing to the credibility of medicine. It's not hard to see how people go down a path where they think pharmaceutical companies are predators whose products are not to be trusted and end up antivaxers.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

“The Philadelphia Phillies first baseman had his blood cleaned by an unlicensed physician” is a believable news story in 2025 and 1905

Tired: giving a Democrat politician money so they can lovingly fellate the fascists running the country Wired: give me $500 to get personalized bag tags for my Varsity Girls Soccer team (Sponsorships are available - our jersey guy shit the bed and ruined my budget for the year)

A copy of the @chron.com Sports section from July 16, 1998, showing Billy Wagner on the ground after taking a comebacker off the bat of Kelly Stinnett. I took it to a game when Billy returned and asked if he’d sign it. He did, but he asked if he could read it first, since he’d never seen it.

Oh sick check this out @vossbrink.bsky.social

Jon Hamm pitching, “She greets him at the door, and says ‘I could kiss that mug’ then the father turns to the camera and smiles, whispering, “Daddy’s home.”

Did the Pirates just swipe the Red Sox Password???

We do not need these things, man.

My senator here nodding along vociferously like the lapdog he is, begging for pets.

Listening to the *extremely* entertaining Behind the Bastards episodes on the Illuminati and holy shit, the lightning strike part got me reeling. @iwriteok.bsky.social

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Hot damn

Oh hell yeah. Baseball distilled and defined for a kid’s attention span.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

If it’s an older MAGA dude? It’s a woman that looks like what you think every woman that’s been in a Whitesnake video looks like NOW.

LMFAO SEANNNNNNN

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lmao he insisted on borrowing one from a /female/ agent bc there were no other mediums available for him, what a maroon.

ugh ok holiday break is over plz respond about that job already plz plz plz plz plz

Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.

AI is NOT inevitable. Keep not using it. Uninstall Copilot from your computer. Refuse to use programs bogged down with it. Complain loudly about it when they shove it into the programs you use. We can starve the slop machines.

she out here cooking jurkeys

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1720