4yo just told me “summer is for the beach, not home.”

This this this one billion infinity quadrillion times this I fucking hate all of it so much. When they read off live odds for something I want to join the Luigi Battalion.

You want to see Norway men’s national football team’s official photo for World Cup 2026 www.nytimes.com/athletic/733...

Oh fuck this.

Finally got around to doing an inventory on my lace here so I know what else I need to order. Oh and I picked up another glove (a cool Mizuno MTS-1 single post), and there’s another on the way (a 1967 Wilson A2000), and a teammate asked about getting his redone. So three more on the pile.

Needed Dem platform: - relentlessly prosecute every one of these MAGA criminals - Supreme Court reform - universal healthcare - universal education - make voting easier - un-gerrymander everything - act like you won the Civil War - make sure this bullshit can't happen again

This is it, broadly speaking. There is no magic bullet that will make your coasting billionaire owner(ship group) suddenly start spending any more than they want to, because for most of them it is merely a financial investment. If they want a trophy, they’re already hunting it.

I have watched this so many times

MLB keeps claiming that they are arguing competitive balance because it's what the fans want. fans, namely those on MLB's Fan Council, have other thoughts. leftonbase.beehiiv.com/p/competitiv...

Hell yeah. I’d ditch the sublimated pinstripes, but these are solid. Glad to see the ketchup and mustard back in the lineup.

Imagine paying god knows how much fucking money to get banned for life.

Just watched the most unhinged last few innings of a High-A baseball game, thanks to my Asheville buddy for the tip to turn on the game. Tourists were down 10-4 and won 16-15 on a first pitch walk-off bomb in the ninth inning. They scored 10 in the 7th, lmao.

“Content” also insidiously shifts significance and validity to the platform, not the substance — content is contained, what defines content is the existence and form of the container

After seeing the headline "SpaceX IPO: How to Buy and Why You Shouldn't" on @barrons.com, I decided it was time to read the prospectus. I'm only a few pages in and folks... the implications of this document ... Do you want to go on a journey with me? Because I'm about to enter the rabbit hole.

VIVA PABLO SANCHEZ

One of the earliest general election newspaper endorsements that I have ever seen.

trump take jack in the box mozzarella sticks

I am at the ballpark with the homies watching the Miz demolish my team and it is a miserable experience, but I have to respect the man all the same. He’s a legit freak and the Brewers have played great defense on everything that’s found wood today. I hate it.

“I wahnt that.”

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

YIKES

Hot take, but I think they should have had Brice Matthews pull off the squeeze bunt there. You’ve got bases loaded with Jake Meyers on third and one out. You’ve only need one. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #Astros

Holy shit

Here's what it sounded like, PxP voice said he's seen it several times this year, more than past years

Aw shit yeah.

Lmao my daughters just gave the Yankees highlights “10 thumbs down,” I have succeeded in parenting.

We joke about it all the time but the long robe really makes it look like Wemby is actually two people (via NBA)

Haven’t had a legit interview in months, feel like I’ve forgotten how to do this. Here goes nothing.

David Koresh Bandicoot

I’ve followed this story for its absurdity and as an illustration of how police lie and bully the public they are supposed to protect. Only after national media attention do they withdraw a case of accusing a woman of something she can’t possibly have done… cbs12.com/news/local/f...

Never too early to celebrate Pride month #Astros

Yordan Alvarez is the 5th Astros player with 2+ HR in consecutive games, joining 2023 Jose Altuve, 2000 Richard Hidalgo, 2000 Moises Alou, 1973 Doug Rader Only 4 MLB players have had 3 straight multi-HR games:   2003 Jeff DaVanon 1969 Lee May 1962 Frank Thomas 1951 Gus Zernial

shut the fuck up you dead bitch

A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable.

Yoooooo finally lined up another job interview.

This is awesome. Yordan rules.

[Don Pardo voice] Musical guest, Alimber Santa

Fun fact, you can actually say Alimber Santa is the first pitcher to take the mound in a no-hitter in his MLB debut. Bumpus Jones's was so long ago that it predates the pitcher's mound

Tatsuya Imai's reaction to Jake Meyers' catch on Danny Jansen's ball in the fifth: "Before being one of the Astros, someone told me that if the ball goes to center field, he’s going to catch everything. And then today that happened. I’m really glad that happened.”

Vázquez has caught two combined no-hitters for the Astros now, the other being Game 4 of the 2022 World Series.

Bumpus. Jones.

Greg Luzinski has a posse.

Man, how are Rooker and Soderstrom both below the Mendoza line?

The texas rangers: "okay, getting swept by the angels was bad, but surely things can't get worse" Baseball gods: "fuck this team for its racist statue and refusal to hold a pride night."

Tell the rookie, “go toss two no hit innings for your big league debut, nbd.” No pressure.

Tatsuya Imai, Steven Okert and Alimber Santa combined for an Astros' no-hitter against the Rangers. It's the first MLB no-hitter since the Cubs' combined no-hitter against the Pirates on September 4, 2024.

no hitter btw

Leo the Grey

‘Sotamaxxing

Nick Allen? Nick Allen?