This team needs a nap, why do I want it to win?

Rengifo just done got Costanza’d!

Zach Cole baby, let’s go baby! Who needs offseason rest?

me: the crunchkin can’t hurt you. the crunchkin isn’t real taco bell:

Chips and salsa are mental healthcare

C*m Dumper

60 DUMPS!!!

Hot damn what a throw in Colorado. That was Clemente-esque.

Lolllllllllll

GOOD CHRIST CAL RALEIGH

YEAHHHHHHHHH

Rooting for the Rockies on some true sicko shit.

GDI Astros

God Matt Yalloff is such a bore

We should stop referring to it as a memorial. Memorials do not have fireworks and high priced concessions. It was a political event. A Cubs player missed an important game in a playoff race to attend a (far-right) political event.

When you nut but she's still rapturing

dudes rock

Happy Monday. Hope this week treats you well. You got this ♥️

shit ain’t over til it’s over

21 for now, will return later

(Reflects on weekends) Sandlot baseball, bands, tacos/bbq, hanging at the bars with pals, talking bout shit and making art. Checks out.

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

This is so many shades of guy

I believe that Sloppy Joe Pringles played shortstop for the St. Louis Browns in the 1920s

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ How can you not be romantic about baseballlllllllllllllllllllll???

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink

WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FUCK

INCREDIBLE

it’s called fashion. @moxiest.art

Eric Clapton is mad

Thought he was more of a Sweet Baby Ray’s guy, no?

Altuveeeeeeeeeee

Need a clip of this! @cjzero.bsky.social “At one point, he stopped and imitated Ichiro Suzuki’s iconic at-bat routine, explaining later that he watched the Japanese legend in MLB while growing up. Duplantis, who represents his mother’s native Sweden, was born in Lafayette, Louisiana.”

Holes (2003) ft. Shia LaBeouf

Trey Reed and Cory Zukatis should be alive. the residents of Minneapolis’s encampments should be safe. no one should shed tears for nazis

My fuckin brain just melted

Stg I never want to receive another notification in my lifetime.

Got a crunch time week at work. Yikes. 🤞🏼

Just a massive dong.

Holy goddamn hell Nick Kurtz.

Good gravy

Zach Cole drives in four runs on three hits in his MLB debut.

Oop.

Patrick Bailey walks off the Dodgers with a grand slam

Patrick Bailey hits a walk off grand slam for the Giants to close the door on the Dodgers, but my favorite bit might be this headband of Washington Crossing the Delaware. @vossbrink.bsky.social @razzball.bsky.social @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social

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The truth