Every time I try to get up and manifest some positive energy for the day and tell myself, “look, today we are getting things done, applications in, something else off the list, no matter how small,” it has invariably ended by my brain collapsing inward by lunch. Changing it today. Claiming it here.

Absolutely gross. Go tell the team this is terrible.

This Royals-Twins game is objectively hilarious. 12-1 after 6, 13-9 with 2 on and one out on the top of the ninth, KC brings in their closer. Combined 22 runs, 24 hits, 14 walks, 3 hit by pitches - so far.

From my NASA friend: if the toilet doesn’t work, they aren’t allowed to go to the moon. Just one of many things on the list that has to go right for them to give the okay tomorrow for actually going around the moon.

I will never apologize for a post

Whaddup, we outchea on that last minute $19 promo combo for a nosebleed ticket, soda, glizzy, and popcorn for the weekday getaway game. May have abandoned our assigned seat slightly. Go Stros.

Tried to buy a $1 scorecard with cash today @vossbrink.bsky.social and was told it was card only. Smdh.

Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!

Look, there’s a reason Dee Strange-Gordon referred to him as Confused Brother the other day. It’s an earned nickname in the clubhouse.

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

Altuuuuuveeeee! Dude looks locked in. Hell yes.

Damn solid performance from McCullers tonight. Don’t know how many of those we’ll see this season, so let’s treasure it.

YORDONG that’s a big boy Jonrón

Ahem, that’s a Spronger Donger

That sweeper from Emerson Hancock is real pretty.

Hahahahahahahahaha

Leave My Body - Florence & The Machine

It’s another sandlot Sunday. Time to fuel up and set that lineup.

Yoooooooooooooooooooo

I also love baseball

Incredible placement, split the saddlebags right down the seam, got the initial nut trauma and the rebound hit, I don’t think you can get drilled in the balls more perfectly than this

This is, for clarity, a four thousand mile road trip. There are 112 waking hours in a week, assuming you sleep eight hours a night. You will be spending almost half of the remaining hours - 54 - driving.

@cjzero.bsky.social I think you’d appreciate this. Happy opening day.

AJ give ‘em Blue Balls, locking it down.

This is fun.

My goodness, what did that baseball do to you Francisco Alvarez?

shoutout to my guy in the ALL NIGHT shirsey here

This Pirates-Mets game is messier than a toxic relationship.

More like Brandon Loud, amirite?

Aaron Judge, Logan Webb, Paul Skenes - we have a Team USA curse opening the season. Calling it.

[long, slow, dry fart noise as Explosions In The Sky’s “First Breath After Coma” plays in the background]

Her: I wonder what he's thinking about Him: I bet I could win a blindfolded water-pouring challenge

Translation: all this shit is fake.

this is like, literally the exact kind of thing that kicked off the revolutionary war. i'm trying to find a way to be goofy and say i'm exaggerating but taxing shipments in order to pay for expensive foreign wars was literally the flashpoint lol

lol.

also, HGTV Tuesdays, Criterion Channel Wednesdays (with general manager's commentary) and AMC+ Thursdays.

I love him.

Hey if the camera is gonna look like that then maybe we don’t use digitally inserted ads behind home plate 🥴

I wanna see video of Chapman reading the outfielder losing that popup in the sun. How is he on third?

They’re booing Arson Judge.

I used Big Ball Chunky Time as my fantasy team name the year when it dropped. For 2026 we’re My Comrade Vinnie’s Dugout Cafe

Opening Day - should start in Cincinnati - should feature 15 games wall-to-wall - should be a Friday (will also accept a Thursday, two day hooky) - should be a NATIONAL HOLIDAY And every game should be free on MLBTV.

I’m in the “you have too much experience but not enough in this part of the job that amounts to 5% of your total week.”

I had a mild conniption about the way they scheduled the start of the baseball season, so I decided to write about it as both a disembodied voice asking questions and a person slowly getting mad in response www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

BASEBALL That's it.

Because of our wretched schedules and lack of planning, we are doing a very unorthodox no-time-limit (well, 3 hour) per pick draft across today/tonight and hopping in and out as we have availability. 3 rounds in and I’ve got Bobby Witt Jr., Roman Anthony, and Kyle Tucker.

This is the most significant change in abstract I have ever seen.

happy annual reset your forgotten MLB dot com password day to all who celebrate

very few senators seem focused on their own states