*slaps flex seal over my grip on reality*

Truly love this

What I wouldn’t give to wildly lose myself at a Parts & Labor show once more.

THAT’S MY NEW REP

YESSSSSSSSSSS

One must imagine

❤️

Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university 1. photojournalism 2. psychology of women 3. logic 4. creative writing: poetry 5. field studies in design philosophy

In memory of the great writer Dan McQuade, I wrote about how we spent about fifteen years sending each other really stupid press release quotes. I'll miss him.

Astros legend Rick Ankiel. 🫡

Jefferson Dilbert Vance

But also, yes

Jefferson Dilbert Vance

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Saw this clip from that interview floating around and had to share 🙂

I'd actually go further and say that the "STEM"/"humanities" split is a meaningless and fake one. Mathematics and programming have as mucv in common with music and writing as with biochemistry or paleontology.

Your father is choking your brother. What do you do? Well, if your father is choking your brother, it is necessary to stop your father. You'd probably stop trusting somebody who said it wasn't necessary; anyway, I'd hope so. There are a lot of ways to stop your father.

kd taking his shitposter persona to a lotion ad is some meta art and im so here for it

Got another rejection email today about the second job opportunity which I thought was a lock. I’ve been unemployed for three months and I’m starting to lose it.

a better world is possible

Omg Quadzilla is based? This is cool news. I had no idea.

Even if Bovino gets fired, ICE has to go. Even if Noem is out, ICE has to go. Even when Trump leaves office, ICE has to go. As protests grow and ICE's popularity drops, we may see concessions and leadership changes, like Bovino's departure. ICE still has to go. www.cnn.com/us/live-news...

Lmfao nailed it.

Just to say: You can be happy Greg Bovino is out, and that ICE is starting to leave Minneapolis, AND continue to call for the dissolution of ICE/DHS. Take a little victory lap and then keep on the pressure.

A computer can't bleed, and therefore a computer should never write the safety regulations for those who can.

Jack White looks like shit.

Statement from the Minnesota Timberwolves team chaplain with alt text (ht @gregolear.bsky.social)

They got Edina Moms excoriating the Administration and signing off with a a land acknowledgement. They are so fucked lol

have to destroy ice, have to remove anyone who stands in the way of that and never let them speak or wield authority ever again

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Rodney the goddamn king.

GOOD

Replies disabled because he’s a pissbaby.

I get like 20+ spam calls a day right now, and I swear it all comes down to being unemployed and having marketplace insurance. This has been ongoing for 3 months. When you need to field just about every phone call because you don’t know which might be a recruiter, it’s hell.

I know The Horrors are much more important news right now, but what in the fuck, man?

🍔Yes, a Whataburger cup can indeed save your outdoor spigots from freezing this weekend.

Met someone. It’s serious.

i think about this often

becoming untethered from reality, as a bit

renaming ice cubes freedom cubes

*Excellent telephone-pole agitprop fodder there. #Amazon #ICE #Bezos #Trump #InternetofFascistThings

And for the love of god, store it offline. Not on Dropbox, iCloud, Google Drive, OneDrive: on a disk that you own that isn’t connected to the internet.

Good thread from a reporter who will not just be parachuting in for the typical pieces. Glad to see Margaret on the ground and looking forward to her coverage.

Absolutely lawless. The people against the creation of DHS were right. The people saying abolish ice so long ago were right. The people saying it now are right. Any elected official who is unwilling to commit to that should be pilloried out of office.

There have to be trials. Maybe some of the offending agents can avoid jail time by snitching on the freaks above them, but when everyone in the administration is already tweeting things like, "We're ordering five Code Reds (But Worse) every day, and you can't stop us", there might not be a need.

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