double glicked up on a Thursday straight up working it

it's cold btw pretty neat stuff

guys it's fucking cold

i have that word brain disease where im deeply uncomfortable eating at a table in front of other people so I'm just now eating happy food day

eating seeds instead of sleeping it's the normal thing to do

going to the bathroom y'all want anything

I agree with Thomas, we should wait for the government to announce that it’s fascist before flying off the handle

mr hands didn't die and he's the president now

baseball over becoming insane watching football instead

alexa order 67 tissues to dogwater in skibidi ohio alexa w rizz me up a baby gronk alexa is this real

the thrill of living is gone

aaron the pedo protectorate once more

i think she should sleep infinity hours per night

arby's beef and cheddar near me

The New York Times? The paper of record?!

id like to thank food service for allowing me to walk 15 minutes in 8 minutes

guys you can now say you want to kill all pedophiles to get around laws against wishing death on other people it's legal now

today is I think the last day of being a full degenerate before Adult Job begins and to that end I must thank my sister for telling me the Midwest sells beer at 9am

i think it should be illegal for your siblings to text "hey are you up" at 4am I'm now awake assuming somebody died but I'm just doing IT support

snow for real this time yay 🙂

im not legally allowed to post my actual thoughts on the government

it's cold

what if Kevin got hit by a bus that exploded

cornbread broke but yummy

making cornbread too btw

gonna make chili btw

being normal in Wrigley

dear lord they're all stupid

give him 10 more hours and he'll shave it down to a week

got my ass

heh you may get free buses but I have one guadrillion dollars which is a real amount of money that exists

can one of y'all come close for me im over it

this really is the Internet retirement home

having a great day hope you are too

Cheney dead, mamdani wins, last day in the restaurant we're up rn

she dick on my cheney til im dead

honestly i thought dick cheney was already dead

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

making plates if y'all want one

6 remaining shifts at the restaurant everybody clap

stars win jays win all is fine

this is good these are yummy

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

sucks

just making up dudes to pitch now these aren't real people

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

18 innings we will never know peace

I have an idea for baseball where everyone has a knife

it was day time the last time ohtani was allowed to hit