EAT PISS AT HOME FREAKS #astros

why are we doing abreu #astros

love u forever altuve i kiss u nightly #astros

pride month hader is the most powerful man in sports btw #astros

Fuck the New York Knicks, Go Spurs

gonna nut off cum style rn

spurs 🙂

Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599

"shot clock" I scream on my first day of puberty

bloomberg dead

we're the floppers now

this is not ideal

Trump is booed louder than the Spurs at Madison Square Garden:

we're ok because spurs in 6 🩷🧡🩶

neat thing about moving back is I haven't seen any of these people in years but it feels like the last time I saw them was literally 10 hours ago

281-330-H-O-T-T-O-G-O

yeah man challenge for sure what else is on today #astros

is burrows the only option today or??? #astros

why is jump trying to murder my guy #astros

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

alvvie grand slam coming up btw #astros

see i never doubted nobody can prove it #astros

ugliest person at the heb: a memoir

throat hurts head hurts cant think cant find my mask and i need to go to the store

anyways happy pride y'all stay safe and I love y'all

saw this and thought "there's no way thats true its too dumb even for the NYT" but its true, though with a different title now archive.ph/uzYNq

Fellow Workers! We've done it. The Union Arcade is GO! If you're in Austin, TX come by Oddwood Brewing and give it a try! #indiedev #gamedev #arcade

Final: Spurs 111 Thunder 103

SPUUUUUUUURS EAT SHIT OKLAHOMA

putting in my application to the okc thunder im really good at falling over arbitrarily

spurs/okc directed by WWE

bases loaded 2 outs with a walk off on the line it's bathroom time #astros friend

ok cam goddamn #astros

These Dudes Both Fucking Suck: the election

just set up a tee atp #Astros

i am no longer having fun #Astros

forgot I need to know Spanish here and I don't, which is deeply embarrassing if you're from corpus

modern tragedy: delivery driver was hot hot people shouldn't see me like this

Never too early to celebrate Pride month #Astros

no hitter btw

C WALK #astros

I feel like if you name a child peyton you should just cut to the chase and name them Mr Racism

Meyers going crazy out there #Astros

let's fucking goooooooo #astros