after a year in Chicago I honestly really miss Austin and my pals there tbh

BREAKING: everybody in Boston has been executed

texans could've done better than this

so over, evil has been defeated for real

the Seahawks should be allowed to have guns

“i could never root for a former astro” ok well i could never root for charlie kirk’s best friend so we all have our lines i guess

suck cocks and go hawks

hot dog water concentrate dabs

hot dog vape

No matter our political differences, we absolutely have to keep rounding people up, putting them into horrible concentration camps, and letting them die and/or outright murdering them

guys the deporter in chief has an opinion

this was pretty neato btw aside from snow flying horizontally into my face

sorry pope is white sox pope because baseball is the most catholic of the major sports

bears alive at least ♥️

BREAKING: CJ Stroud has been broken down to his constituent atoms and rearranged as a cabbage

well #Texans fans see you next year ig

fuck off cj stroud

cj stroud please stop doing that please ill give u a kiss

having a job feels as bad as not having a job

fuck yeah

vaxxed?

OH MY FUCKING GOD #TEXANS

woody i love you #texans

i never had any doubt and was never negative about my houston texans

texans v steelers rn

steelers defense star player cj stroud

cj stroud ill big you a bj loud if you stop doing that thank you

bears v texans super bowl incoming

BREAKING: the entire city of Chicago has died of alcohol poisoning

eat shit walz

All ICE agents are subhuman freaks who deserve to be flayed drawn and quartered on live television while their family is forced to watch

"imagine if they miss that field goal and lose" my sister and i say a minute ago not knowing how to sports bet

texans won btw

on my birthday btw

texans won btw

texans won btw

Texans won btw

it's cold btw pretty neat stuff

guys it's fucking cold

i have that word brain disease where im deeply uncomfortable eating at a table in front of other people so I'm just now eating happy food day

eating seeds instead of sleeping it's the normal thing to do

going to the bathroom y'all want anything

I agree with Thomas, we should wait for the government to announce that it’s fascist before flying off the handle

mr hands didn't die and he's the president now

baseball over becoming insane watching football instead

alexa order 67 tissues to dogwater in skibidi ohio alexa w rizz me up a baby gronk alexa is this real

the thrill of living is gone

i think she should sleep infinity hours per night