The word that keeps running through my head about this administration (among others) is "adolescent." These are people with a little boy's idea of what sounds manly.

I’m glad Mason Miller is getting to pitch in the playoffs. Dude is gonna be a legend (and I’m happy he’s no longer in the AL West)

IT'S PUMPKIN SEASON, BETCHES

Looks like the Guardians gonna see a game three 👍

DAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE!!

I miss playoff Bregman 😢 #Astros

For a moment Aroldis Chapman thought he was still a Jankee but then got his head right lol #JankeesLose

Florida man: ass Florida woman: bad ass

In @chron.com - This viral Houston Halloween display got online conservatives crazy angry. I went and spoke to the guy who put it up. A Mexican Houston native, he said he did it to protest Trump's immigration raids: "I believe in my freedom of speech." www.chron.com/culture/arti...

Finally watched Blade Runner 2049 yeah I’m late but man was that good. The combination of Denis Villeneuve and Hans Zimmer will always cook

I did it. I added some Keystone Cops music to this:

T’is the season

One last time… #GoStros #Astros 😢

As the season comes to a close, just want to say I appreciate all the new #Astros Bluesky peeps I’ve gotten to know this year, as well as the OGs I now know even better. Getting to meet and hang out with some of you IRL made it even better. Cheers and Go ‘Stros!

*NOW* we hit all the homers, I see #Astros

Yainer gets to 20! #GoStros #Astros

More than 10% of Trout’s home runs this season have been in this series lol #Astros

RBI Yainer! Let’s score 20 with this lineup cuz that would be fun #Astros

last day to vote for the concept of a better world and hope and healing! the astros haven’t sent out anywhere near as many email blasts about voting as other teams have (🥺) so we’re already playing from behind but that doesn’t mean it’s over. no surrender!!! www.mlb.com/community/ro...

Anywho, am I gonna buy a Springer Blue Jays jersey today? Am I trying to cope and redirecting my grief? Is this a healthy emotional response? #Astros

One thing I ask is that as Crane evaluates the organization, Bagwell should in no way be involved #Astros

Since I see people are beating the drum for Luhnow again…. Hard pass #Astros

😢 #Astros

There isn’t a team in the history of professional sports who has ever done more with less than the Houston Astros. Come by Arby’s tonight, mention the phrase that pays, and I’ll pour a little bourbon in your Coca-Cola and then let you kick me in my balls.

Some of y’all owe Leslie an apology #Astros

Anyone with even a hint of injury needs to be removed from this game and bubble wrapped until next year #Astros

For the first time since 2016, the Astros will not make the playoffs. Cleveland beats the Rangers on a walk-off hit by pitch.

The Cardinals are down 4 and intentionally walked Michael Busch who was a single away from the cycle. Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, the Cardinals.

It’s almost over, fam #Astros

Obsessed with this song m.youtube.com/watch?v=XKV-...

we’re officially in the final 24 hours of clemente award voting and here i am once again begging you to click the link and vote for josh!!!! an underdog win that demonstrates that there is always time to do better is what we need to heal our society. www.mlb.com/community/ro...

Let this be a reminder of the brevity of your existence, so don’t forget to yell and fuck before you die

“Now pinch-hitting for Cam Smith, Jesus Sanchez…” #Astros

Welp. About to lose this one and our playoff chances are almost gone. This offense just wasn’t ever going to be good enough I guess #Astros

1-9 with RISP against a bad team isn’t going to get you to the playoffs #Astros

The loneliness of the last cicadas Waiting alone to die Their calls will go unanswered No one left to reply

I repeat that whenever you see a man toss a woman around in front of witnesses and cameras, you can bet he’s had practice in private.

Blessing your timeline m.youtube.com/watch?v=iylx...

Join us in wishing Bobby Shantz a happy 100th birthday! Shantz, a three-time All-Star and the last living Philadelphia Athletics player, won the 1952 AL MVP Award and eight Gold Glove Awards during his 16-year career.

Almost time…

Old people still hang out at the McDonald’s for breakfast and I think that’s cool

Who else woke up with Rocky IV training montage music stuck in their head? just me? ok cool

Only mostly dead! #GoStros #Astros

Going with Abreu here?!? Um, ok Joe #Astros

It’s nice we can burn these bad bullpen arms with a big lead cuz woof #Astros

When was the last time the #Astros scored in six different innings in a game?

If that was Framber’s last inning pitched for the #Astros I just want to say thank you for 2022 and I hope you find peace wherever you land next year

Did the #Astros radio programmer confuse Sacramento with Scranton when he played The Office theme song coming back from break?

I don’t like this wheee #Astros