Transitioning from Die Hard to White Christmas as the season demands

It would be easy & completely understandable to reflect on this year & only see all of the terrible things that occurred. I want to look back on all of the GOOD things everyone experienced. For December I plan to share one good thing every day that brought me joy this year. I encourage you to join

For the second year in a row I put up all the outdoor Christmas lights without electrocuting myself please clap

What if we kissed at…

Whiskey and (tight) flannel season

I have discovered I can breathe better through my nose when I smile this is problematic

all my flannels “shrank” but I still have whiskey

And now I will call him Bro Jackson why haven’t I though of this before

Me, after being reminded it’s Bo Jackson’s birthday: “Oh hey I know someone who shares his birthday. Oh crap, it’s my brother.” 🫥 Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now

Just in case anyone is passively suicidal like I used to be — you’re awesome and worth fighting for. I wish it hadn’t taken me a cancer diagnosis and a year of grueling treatment to realize that.

“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”

Look at this idiot

Our king has returned

I’m still laughing about this. The back of my stupid head is now archived on MLB dot com #Astros

“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”

The Untouchables (1987) Cinematography by Stephen Burum Directed by Brian De Palma #OnePerfectShot

Hats are having a moment and I’m here for it

Texas A&M, believe it or not, used to provide hormones for trans students on campus. That was where I was able to blossom.

The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.

✨HOUSTON BOOKSTORE MAP!✨ Come discover your next great read and meet fellow book lovers today, Small Business Saturday! We can't wait to see you, neighbors. buff.ly/MO4RCK5

Read this @pastemagazine.bsky.social article about “Muppet Family Christmas” and then go watch one of the best holiday specials ever www.pastemagazine.com/tv/the-muppe...

@cactusmusic.bsky.social Do y’all sell CD players?

Need to improve my ratio and shoot for at least one per post. Shit fuck damn

Neko hates his morning coffee but he’s a little bitch without it

@profanity.accountant fine why the fuck not

There’s leftover pie and I’m eating Halloween candy cuz I’m broken

my favorite part about this game as a semi-local is UT's insistence that they DO NOT get weird about this game and proceed to lose their fucking minds the week of

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Um, that’s me about to shake Josh’s hand lol @booksandbows.bsky.social

I miss her already

Going back to Ren Fest tomorrow probably gonna buy another sword you can’t stop me

me quietly liking your thirst traps

I am butter now

She came back by. LOOK AT THIS FACE

Thought about this for some reason m.youtube.com/watch?v=6olk...

cc @baseballfrank.bsky.social

What radicalized me. My favorite annual tradition: www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Xh...

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I’m genuinely thankful for all of you. This little community of weirdos is truly helping me get through everything right now, and I appreciate y’all immensely. Cheers! 💙💙

Guys I just met a sweet tortie at my parents’ house. Best Thanksgiving ever

The space between bouts of depression is just a bubble waiting to burst

When you give a cat a carpet sample

new heartwarming content just dropped!!!

I guess I should have saved my fajita take for this week and snuck it in amongst the thanksgiving discourse

They’re good pies Brent

The NWS Houston confirmed at least two tornadoes from yesterday's storms between Towne Lake and Klein. We have details on what they found, as well as a radar analysis of both storms. #houwx #housky

The first one lifted before getting to my neighborhood. The second dropped shortly after. I don’t often get to cash in my luck, but when I do, I use it all

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

Omg they have a little Alamo

I don’t want to skip leg day I just want somebody else to do it for me

We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.