I spent all afternoon building an exercise plan for after chemo, so it’s only fair I have cinnamon rolls for dinner. Follow for more wellness tips!

I used to be super careful about Tylenol and never took it if I was planning to drink at all, and was wary of taking it with other meds. Not anymore! They give you Tylenol with fucking oxi, and chemo, and any other thing. The good Tylenol too. RFK can fuck right off into the sun.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

“what the hell is a yojimbo”

Sometimes only greasy Chinese takeout hits the spot

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

Creepy fascists aside, the dining chairs I wanted were randomly 40% off this weekend so I have ordered them! Probably about a year away from buying the table, but it’s a start!

Who the fuck is this shit stain talking to? This guy has made up so many millions of guys to get mad at they ran off with all his collagen and hair

Lmao. If someone from my church growing up saw this…

There is a guy on a motorcycle outside my house listening to silk shirt R&B loud enough for the entire neighborhood to hear, along with occasional input from his GPS and good for him. I hope he’s having a good day.

Gee, who would have thought giving the dumbest, most racist, shitkicker fucking bullies we all went to high school with guns and authority would go so fucking badly.

Mario Kart Update: I managed to hit myself with a blue shell. I didn’t know that was possible.

It’s normal to be most of the way through the interior design process and starting to order stuff, but also wake up in a panic thinking you should change everything, right?

I'm going to need you men folk to stop using the term pro-life. The term is anti-abortion. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I will never vote for a pro-life candidate and that is a promise. fuck you

Just. Remove. The cap.

Hey. While we’re all raging against The Mouse, can we target some of that ire at the FCC? You know, the fucks who threatened them in the first place?

starbucks looms large in these peoples minds. it is a location near their massive suburban home and inside it is a LEFTIST YOUTH who will look at them haughtily

the skeleton key to understanding these people is that they genuinely think you are a drone who will do what you’re told if the TV says it

I think my most boomer take is that kids media should be a little fucked up, as a treat. Like as a kid I was fucking terrified of the guy being eaten by raptors in the Jurassic Park intro, of the Scolieri Brothers in Ghostbusters II, etc. Listen, I don't know why that's a good thing, but it was.

I was born in the right generation. I love pizza rolls and being able to block a number

"once you use ChatGPT, you don't want to think for yourself anymore."

I've broken down my dishwasher's cycle into 6 distinct stages: 1. Vrrrrrrrr 2. Bllblbbblblbllbb 3. Swssshswshhswsh 4. (Eerie silence, laden with sinister foreboding) 5. Mrrrrrrrrp 6. Done

Pretty clear illustration of "you may as well stand up for what you believe in, they're coming for you anyway."

This is most of the normies I know in Texas. They honestly believe nothing of this will touch them, regardless of who they voted for, because nothing super awful has happened to them before. When it does they are so incensed!

Leaving aside the obvious first amendment problems, “people aren’t aloud to say mean things about me” is just unparalleled loser energy. Absolute weenie shit. A laughed-out-of-the-room-level offense.

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

How is it so hard for this woman to leave people the fuck alone?

Worried about the state of things? Try drinking 2 beers an hour

I can tell this site needs more sports knowers because everyone's been yelling about canceling Disney+ and Hulu all day and I literally haven't seen anyone yelling about canceling the new ESPN app, which was just rolled out and the success of which is existential for ESPN.

A fun thing about chemo is it builds up in your system over time, so the side effects get just a bit worse every round. Like having the worst flu/hangover you’ve ever had, every two weeks for six months. And every time is 5% worse. I don’t know how people do this for life.

There is an ad campaign on so many of my podcasts that is so annoying I ran Toadette off a cliff in my hurry to skip it. Ads that annoying can’t possibly increase goodwill in prospective customers

#Houston! #Unhoused friend is looking for work in central area of Houston. Has food handler’s card and forklift cert, among other certs. Any leads you come across, GIMME. Please, and thank you. Reposts appreciated!

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

Any cat tips? My smol cat loves her water fountain, but her giant brother thinks it’s a toy. He likes to play in water and splash it all out onto the floor, which has to be cleaned off the wood immediately. So lately we only turn the fountain on when someone is there to supervise/clean up.

it’s revolutionary to find joy & connection. that’s worth celebrating

I just want to thank ALIEN: EARTH star David Rysdahl for so kindly and honestly answering a question I’ve had ever deep in my heart and soul ever since I was a kid watching a person with a Facehugger on said face in ALIEN. decider.com/2025/09/16/a...

In college I took a mandatory course called Regulation of Business. We were taught that *any regulation of business whatsoever* was tyrannical government overreach. Our only course materials were Milton Friedman and John Stossel. The professor was a multimillionaire founding shareholder of CompUSA

I had a prof who taught a unit on why “Islamic Economics” was going to ruin the world. One said we were better off hunter gatherers cause it was easier to kill someone & skip town. One made us watch “Waiting for Superman” earnestly. In 2012. Stats prof who was so racist they put his classes online..

i refuse to choose, i live in america, by god, if i want katsu curry for breakfast and tandoori chicken pizza for lunch and a sushi burrito for dinner, i barely even have to leave my neighborhood

Sometimes I get asked if there is an equivalent to Roger Ebert today. I tell them yes, there is, but he's in television criticism, and his name is Alan Sepinwall.

Very sad for Robert Redford’s family and friends, but scrolling through all the posts with old photos of one of the hottest men to ever grace the screen is a real consolation for the rest of us.

Navy peacoat, tweed sport jacket, sweater, denim shirt with a tie under a sweater, jeans, hiking boots, aviator style eyeglasses, and a Doxa Sharkhunter dive watch on a leather strap. Can’t touch this outfit because it will burn your fingers

Chemo round 10 of 12 is a go! We’re almost done!

I knew it.

EXCUSE ME

The Knockout Rally mode in Mario Kart World fucking rules. Related, my thumb hurts.

I would like anyone who thinks Kirk was “good at debate” to please look up sophistry.