Emi the Sweary Cook🌵
@undercoveremi.bsky.social
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Freelance writer, Full-time fan trash, good cook. Recent cancer survivor. She/her
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I’m picking up some new friends from the latest Twitter exodus, so I should reintroduce myself. I’m Emi! I live in Houston, TX. I write sometimes but mostly I cook, swear, and hang out with my awesome husband and my two ridiculous cats. I also talk about movies and tv a lot. Y’all means all.
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My all time favorite game. It was the first I truly loved as a kid and I still revisit it every few years
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🧟♀️ Grace Ashcroft Stan Account 🧟♂️
about 18 hours ago
The 2 Americas
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Hillary Monahan
about 17 hours ago
Eyeliner makes everyone hotter this is just the way.
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Amy Ash
about 18 hours ago
r/ThePitt is excellent
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Jason Kirk
about 18 hours ago
It remains a problem
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Miette. Always Miette.
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about 17 hours ago
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geoffrey
about 21 hours ago
this account is closed to jaded replies about going to the moon. i will never be jaded about going to the moon
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José R. Ralat 🌶️
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It's time the jalapeño exit stage left & make room for the serrano. The jalapeño is shallow. The serrano has personality. It's an evening walk with your media naranja followed by quality time away from the kids. The serrano is just better.
www.texasmonthly.com/food/case-fo...
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Hot Take: The Jalapeño Is Dead. Long Live the Serrano.
Over the last several decades, scientist-bred mild jalapeños have taken over the market. What’s a spice lover to do?
https://www.texasmonthly.com/food/case-for-serrano-over-jalapeno/
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Oh no a food post has broken containment. I’m not muting it yet. I’m not getting the bs you get when a politics post breaks containment. But I’m watching you pitas! You’re being watched!
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For dinner: fresh pita pockets with last night’s leftover chicken, some hummus, cucumber, tomato, Kalamata olives, tzatziki, and and feta! 🍽️🍜
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2 days ago
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I made pita from scratch you guys! They ballooned up and everything!! Except the first two, which I burnt. Not pictured. 🍽️🍜
2 days ago
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Drew Dietsch
2 days ago
ALIEN RESURRECTION hive rise up. Our time has finally arrived.
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LFCNev
3 days ago
I’ll just get the potato masher out of the kitchen drawer Potato masher “The fuck you Will”
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Mediterranean Week continues with a Greek seasoned roast chicken, a Lebanese salad, and some toasted pine nut couscous. I used to do this with boneless, skinless chicken breasts. It’s so much better with the roasted whole chicken! 🍽️🍜
3 days ago
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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4 days ago
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Y’all. Holy shit this was amazing. Knock your socks off flavor in every aspect. Absolutely delicious. Swordfish kebobs with lemon and artichoke hearts, topped with a Kalamata basil mix, with homemade tabbouleh and grilled zucchini. Wow! 🍽️🍜
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4 days ago
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The griddle is heating up now and everything is ready to go. Fingers crossed for tasty skewers!!
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4 days ago
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Fuck! I am confused! ATK says to just soak the bulgur and that medium grain is best. They only had one kind at the store, and it says to boil it briefly and there is no indication of grain size. Should I give this a pre boil? Or just soak it? Help, Foodsky! 🍽️🍜
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4 days ago
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I love how low key tonight’s cook is. I have to go chop a tomato, salt it, and leave it to drain for half an hour before I undertake step two. My kinda pace.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
4 days ago
please consider my proposal: The C(h)I)li's Bill, you gotta work in a restaurant for a year to learn what kind of country you really live in
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Tim Dickinson
4 days ago
What the fuck are we doing here
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Hah!! The husband says I am too careful in the kitchen but this article says I’m perfect! My mom taught me to cook and she’s not only paranoid about food borne illnesses, but a trained scrub tech. So I cook like I’m in a fucking operating room.
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I’m making tabbouleh from scratch for the first time tonight! In fact it will the first time I’ve ever worked with bulgar and I am excited! There will also be swordfish kebabs with artichoke hearts and some zucchini on the side!
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Telephone Friend
5 days ago
Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen
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ASOIAF hive assemble!
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5 days ago
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Having an excellent hair day btw
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My grandparents had a tape with Revenge of the Jedi and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade taped off the tv and I watched it about 1000x before I ever saw the previous two films of either trilogy
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5 days ago
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I haven’t seen everything he’s made, but fave is probably Phantom Thread and I fucking hated Magnolia.
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Andrew Facini
5 days ago
The many no kings posts from far-flung towns and cities are great vibes first of all (and that's enough on its own), but also a great reminder that most "deep red" places end up being like 55/45 and that there are good people everywhere And that's one of the other big-picture wins of this movement
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Just saw an ad with Kumail Nanjiani and Rob McElhenney taking baths next to each other and had a vivid flash to Ian McShane slitting one of their throats. I think I might have watched Deadwood too many times…
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dave wagner
5 days ago
"tusk" is the best fleetwood mac song and this is not really debatable in 2026
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Moots! Do not let him deprive himself of the joy of watching the Astros cause he thinks he can affect the outcome. I don’t even like baseball! But he is silly and needs his Astros!
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Guys I found gummies that actually work on me! Cause I didn’t read the back and ate a whole one…
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Houston Chronicle
5 days ago
The third coordinated national day of No Kings protests drew Houstonians with signs and plenty to say to City Hall.bit.ly/4rWZa7j
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Just when I think Steph in 2019 Bake Off is my biggest baking crush, I roll over to 2020 and there’s Lottie. I love a prickly woman with great eyeliner. The Platonic form of My Type.
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gwen howerton
5 days ago
For a story on the Houston Comets coming back, I'm looking to talk to LGBTQ+ wnba fans and general women's sports fans in the houston-area about their feelings on the Sun moving here. How are you feeling? Excited? Bittersweet? DM or hit me up at
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Lilah Sturges
5 days ago
I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED
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I had quarterly lunch with the extended fam today so I didn’t get to go protest. Looks like a great turnout though! Well done everyone and I swear I’ll make it to the next one.
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Cyaneyed the Dastardly 🪿
6 days ago
Breaking news: JK Rowlings head just exploded into a thick fog of mold spores, & the world collectively decided to never talk about her again
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Just from living in Clear Lake for so long I know a lot of people who know this family and everyone agrees Chris is a fucking asshole. And last I heard does mountains of coke but he might have aged out of that by now
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6 days ago
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Brief The Pitt thoughts below! Light spoilers! Beware!
7 days ago
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
8 days ago
My man clearly had to fight with Cigna over an MRI
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Hmmm. The recipe I want to make this weekend is for the grill and I don’t have a grill yet but I think I can make it work. They’re swordfish kabobs with artichoke hearts and lemon. I bet I could just sear them on my cast iron griddle plate. Am I nuts? Cause they sound soooo good
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Mom Rock Aficionado 🇵🇸🏳️🌈
8 days ago
Tapping the "irrespective of his thoughts on nazism he is disqualifying stupid" sign
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Y’all remember when the grocery store ad had all the produce that was in season on sale? So you knew what was good and well stocked that week? And now I’m lucky if there’s more than one or two fruits or veggies on that bitch?
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I did it again! My full scheduled workout (30 minutes strength, 20 minutes treadmill, 10 minutes yoga) and no alcohol. Just two more days of good behavior and I can have a drink on Friday. The question is - can I get through Thursday’s ep of The Pitt without a drink? 🤔
9 days ago
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J.R.
9 days ago
Uncanny. The only way to tell them apart is that Patrick Bateman has killed fewer homeless people
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Elizabeth Spiers
9 days ago
Putting out my periodic call: if you have a book coming out about finance, econ, politics, media or tech, send me a galley. DM me and I’ll give you my email for your PR people. We do author interviews for Slate Money’s Money Talks series and I’m always thinking about columns on these topics
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I will never understand this! Republicans are rich because exploitation is their whole thing. They’re not going to make you rich! They’re going to steal from you to enrich themselves like they do literally every time you elect them! That is not a good economic policy!
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Sky Marchini
9 days ago
each day it gets easier to hate the voters
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