It’s a big club and you ain’t in it

The first time I met my now father in law, after I left, he apparently congratulated my now husband and asked if I was legal. As a compliment. I was 20. 🤢

Truly fascinating that rich men have been proven to believe almost to a man that access to young girl’s bodies is inalienable right that accompanies their wealth and privilege. Even those that didn’t participate did nothing to stop it. Further proof we need to burn the whole system to the ground

listen, we've all had a lot of fun today learning that we truly are ruled by a pedophiliac cabal that permeates every level of big business and government, but also let's not take our eye off the fact that the senate Dems completely betrayed their base and must be primaried until they're all gone

My first full week back in the kitchen continues! Pork tenderloin with a maple Dijon glaze, mashed sweet potatoes, and pan seared broccoli. Autumn on a plate!

Very happy to be back on my bullshit: eagerly awaiting the midnight HEB ad

Wow. This explains a lot.

Raising a child is about giving them a foundation to live the best, well-rounded, happy life they can. You’re not “protecting” a kid you refuse to let grow up and become different than you. If you’re raising a kid to be a worker first and foremost, you’re a fucking ghoul.

I think it’s been at least a decade since our last rewatch and it is absurd how many lines have become part of our regular lexicon. I’ve said “with guys, Mike” so many times I forgot where it came from

Victory! I successfully roasted a chicken! I didn’t do the best trussing job, and the wings popped out during cooking so I didn’t tuck those under properly, but that aside, the chicken tasted amazing! I will definitely be doing this again.

Lander too. All across the country this should happen regardless of the date they're up for reelection. Create a whole shadow Senate

AOC should announce tonight

I’m almost a month out of chemo and I cannot believe how good I feel! I have the energy I had when I was 25, albeit for a short time, but that’s improving every day. I can’t believe I felt so bad for so long and thought it was just getting older, or depression, or a hangover. Trust your body, folks!

THANK YOU. THAT'S THE WHOLE THING! We have got an arterial bleed and we're choosing our outfit THERE IS NO DEAL THAT CAN BE MADE AS LONG AS DONALD FUCKING TRUMP RETAINS THE POWER TO GO "unhhh I've decided that deal doesn't count anymore" HAS EVERYONE GONE INSANE

A Thorin Oakenshield sandwich at Hobbit Cafe in Houston.

i’m not going to say what is in my heart but it rhymes with schmiolence

Gotta throw mine, which was more rare, into the mix

Tonight’s meal! Medium cooked filet with garlic green beans and sweet potato rounds with thyme, honey, and goat cheese. Steak shown cut so you can see what a cast iron wizard @rexvrex.bsky.social is

I’m so excited to be food posting again!! Tonight I am making seared filet mignon, sweet potato rounds with goat cheese and herbs, and garlic butter green beans. Just gotta wait for the dishwasher to finish and release all of my cutting boards. The eternal struggle.

If Ossoff caves on this I will personally make it my life’s mission to keep him from ever holding office again.

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Why would they cave!? The entire fucking country is on our side and proved it last fucking week!! Ahhhhh!!! My kingdom for some fucking democrats that aren’t fucking cowards. Call your guys if it’s worthwhile. My guys are Cornyn and fucking Cruz so why bother.

Did my treadmill time even though it’s Sunday. Please clap.

The biggest tell that someone is a dullard is having no favorite bands or movies or some form of entertainment. It's how you know those "grindset" types are the dumbest fucks on the planet. They have no interests. They are literally the NPCs they bitch about. You're a cog in the shit machine

Maybe it took his wife and it’s why he’s single now

No one has ever despised the very concept of public transportation like Whitmire. It’s fucking weird at this point. Did the red line fuck his wife or something?

Yes, it is the illegal immigrants without social security numbers buying desirable properties instead of renting shitholes from slum lords who don’t ask for a social security number, or maintain the property. Sure. Sounds totally plausible. 😐🔫

Dudes rock

joyce carol oates is many things, one of which is "the greatest hater on social media."

I am committed. My first roast chicken is happening tomorrow. This feels like exposure therapy lol. I used to be really squeamish about raw meat, especially if it closely resembled the living animal. As a kid, I refused to eat rotisserie chicken cause it upset me. I’m mostly over it, but not fully

Everyone in the entire world connect headphones to your devices when they are emitting sounds in public again challenge

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Yeah, he reads theory

when I die put my body on the hot dog roller at 7-Eleven

Look how peacefully she sleeps! You wouldn’t know that I had to rescue her from a crevice between boxes she explored a bit too intrepidly earlier today

Bullshit that I must wait another half hour for the husband to get home before we go to Gyu Kaku. I’ve been looking forward to this all week! I get to drink and have delicious table charred meats!! Gimme Gimme!!!

He and Colman Domingo looked incredible

Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass

Apparently one of Mark Zuckerberg's daughters is named Maxima, so that's multiple acts of naming your kid after a Nissan in the wild

Main takeaway from Stranger Things S3 rewatch: I cannot see Brett Gelman on screen without yelling “THE BASSOON IS A CRY FOR HELP”

I listened to a break down of the Lily Allen/David Harbour thing, which I had already decided was none of my business, but then they said Millie Bobbie Brown had filed a complaint against him for bullying on set. So I guess he’s an asshole full stop? That’s disappointing.

I know it’s minor in the scheme of things, but Trump is the tackiest motherfucker on the planet. I’ve never seen worse taste in my life

I hope he’s fucking right. In fact I’ll support whichever primary candidate promises the strongest consequences for these viscous thieving fuckwads

I’ve been good all week, doing everything the doctor asked me, including working out every day and planning my meals according to my macronutrient spreadsheet, and not drinking at all. I regret to inform you I feel better than I have in years. Why can’t pizza and beer on the couch be good for me?

They did this throttling shit on Twitter too. It didn’t stop me from saying fuck in 90% of my posts then, and it won’t now.

I figured it out! And I’m taking an opportunity to learn a very basic kitchen skill that I do not possess. I have never roasted a whole chicken before. Weird! I know! I cook for two so I usually buy parts, but there’s a first time for everything

posting ai bread on breadsky should be an automatic permanent ban from the internet